This one's "epiphany phase" lasted a year

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2024-03-24T14:59:48+00:00

She's too delusional and egotistical to see that her friend is trying to tell her that as a fat vegan who doesn't want children she can't have high standards or really any standards because she's low value to the majority of men.

Joaquino7997 · 2024-03-24T15:12:05+00:00

I would rather be alone than date someone that lives with their parents (no matter the reason) or someone who does not have a driver's license (no matter the reason) or (yadda yadda yadda)

Then...don't date those people, dumb ass!

We ALL know vegans have a way of grandstanding when it comes to their dietary preferences. Add on the fact that she's overweight (by her own admission). And, if THAT wasn't enough, she kicks her female friend to the curb for telling her the truth.

A woman can be fat and unattractive and still get by in life. She CANNOT be fat and unattractive AND a biggity bitch, too!

dreadie91 · 2024-03-24T15:13:56+00:00

This is the type of woman you see online dating and will forever have her profile. I bet she's the type who enjoys seeing her inbox full, boosting her pathetic ego. Then, when all those messages stop, she will complain " Why can't I find a good man ?"

DrDog09 · 2024-03-24T16:39:16+00:00

For openers, I have never met a fat vegan.

As to her situation, live with it. It is projected by 2030 half of all women will be unmarried and childless. She will just be one of the mass of harpies wondering why their life is such a tragedy.

Buy stock in wine and cat food companies gentlemen.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2024-03-24T18:55:20+00:00

I know there are men out there that might like the type, but I personally do not know any guys who has ever said "I like to date fat, vegan women".

notthefuzz99 · 2024-03-24T19:47:36+00:00

"You don't deserve the type of partner you want"

Yeah, well, I “deserve” a busty brunette who loves giving blowjobs and makes a mean meatloaf.

However, we don't always get what we want.

gabriel-kornilov · 2024-03-24T19:12:28+00:00

Have all the standards you want, ma'am, but now try to not to freak out if men around you have theirs. Like for example, just one, not dating a delusional entitled fatty....

Kryllist · 2024-03-25T02:03:11+00:00

A woman will say her requirements are "just don't live with parents, smoke, etc."

But then when asked to show a representation of who they're looking for, pull up a pic of Chris Evans.

As you can tell simply from looking at how women tell a story, they're obsessed with social acceptance and being supported and you see them downplay reality to manipulation people for their support.

They do this by being vague like saying that want a man with a good career when in reality they want high earners. When they say they want a man who they're attracted to, they won't specify they're only attracted to men above 6'2" with chiseled Jaws. Or by saying they want a man with confidence what they mean is they want that guy who stands out in an entire crowd of men.

There is no way her good friend would tell this woman simply wanting a man not living with parents is too high a standard unless this woman is literally bottom of the barrel herself. If she doesn't look like precious and live in the backwoods, she's simply lying about what she's really looking for and her friend knows the reality.

Overkillengine · 2024-03-24T18:58:17+00:00

I mean if she wants to stop hearing about being too picky then she needs to stop being too picky. Simple as.

Otherwise she'd need to put in the effort and discipline to make her desires attainable and we all damn well know this cunt ain't doing that. Because it takes a very particular willful indulgence in sloth and gluttony to get fat as a vegan.

anotherdumbcaucasian · 2024-03-25T12:19:21+00:00

Somehow I doubt her only standards are "lives alone, doesn't smoke, has a license, and doesn't mind that I'm vegan".

TwizzlersSourz · 2024-03-25T21:40:36+00:00

She wants what her pretty friends caught and can't understand why she hasn't done as well.

I bet she thinks "They can be real witches and sleep around like crazy. How did they land that guy?" Or, "They can't cook, so why did that guy commit?"

Being fat is an automatic no for most men that she wants. Because I know she doesn't want to date a fellow fatty.

destitiution · 2024-03-25T11:28:23+00:00

A fat vegan…. wtf is she eating?! Donuts for every meal??

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2024-03-27T11:51:07+00:00

She sounded really interesting until she mentioned being vegan. /s

flijarr · 2024-03-28T18:33:34+00:00

She’s not wrong. She isn’t demanding that anyone date her. She’s literally just saying that she’s fine if she stays single due to her preferences.

It’s no different for men. If you have preferences, and are content with being single for longer, then why would you ever settle?

AmbitiousHornet · 2024-03-28T18:38:59+00:00

But she's a catch! Said by every 4 or lower.

OtherRealDonaldTrump · 2024-03-28T10:43:19+00:00

Contrary to what she claims, these are not even "her" standards.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2024-03-24T23:04:58+00:00

I am a catch

Correction: You might have been a catch. Now? ...not so much, it seems.

Plazmatron44 · 2024-04-07T15:57:14+00:00

Well there you have it gents, female infantile narcissism laid out for all to see.

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