My big butt co-worker modeled 3 thongs for me!

WhiteningMcClean · 2022-07-26T22:42:39+00:00

She either likes you or thinks you’re gay. No in between.

harrypottersuckmydic · 2022-07-26T22:28:29+00:00

Common sense really is a dying trait these days. A girl could literally fuck you, and you’d be saying “I’m not sure if she’s into me or not”.

tlthang · 2022-07-26T23:00:58+00:00

Don’t believe you. Need proof

hookedonfonicsmunky · 2022-07-26T23:17:57+00:00

you're like me, i was laying in bed with a girl at her place after a first date and we were smoking and she asked me for a back rub, so i gave her a back rub and laid back down, then she crawls on top of me and says "ok since you're not getting any hints at all" luckily i still got some hahaha

Matt_Bigmonster · 2022-07-26T23:03:23+00:00

Report her to HR :D

Just tell her that you keep thinking about it and can't decide which of those things will look best on your floor.

BetterDad33 · 2022-07-26T23:47:04+00:00

Two options.

1: she likes you

2: she's an attention whore

Blaphrodite · 2022-07-27T00:28:42+00:00

How exactly did she model a thing in a public store? Did you go in the ladies dressing room with her?

Ok. I understand now.

This is something you wish would happen

ElegantGary · 2022-07-27T00:24:36+00:00

I feel like A) you’re lying or B) you know damn well what this means and you’re trying to brag about it.

Going to go with my gut here and say you’re just full of shit and trying to get some attention.

Such_Commercial4600 · 2022-07-27T01:10:58+00:00

This obviously didn't happen, you can't try on underwear at a store, that would be so unhygienic

Such-Ad4815 · 2022-07-27T00:06:55+00:00

You should have said something like "yeah but you look better without it" and made out in the changing room. Or keep playing the gay friend but tell her you are willing to experiment. That's funny if you think about it.

TheRealJamesHoffa · 2022-07-27T01:19:33+00:00

Am I the only one who realizes this is a shit post?

Snakehead004 · 2022-07-26T23:26:25+00:00

Did you flirt? I couldn't imagine being in that situation with a woman I'm attracted to and not flirting..

P7o7s7t7a7l · 2022-07-26T22:29:16+00:00

Did you pick one you like?

Anyone of those would like you.

You could buy her your favorite, so long as she's not a cyborg woman trying to marry you. Otherwise, you would be right to just applaud her butt cheeks.

Romantic_Adventurer · 2022-07-26T22:46:46+00:00

I think she is a little crazy but hey, just feel grateful

Silverismoney17 · 2022-07-26T23:15:19+00:00

I think she likes you

Zyrocks · 2022-07-26T23:41:14+00:00

Invite her to your place my guy

PB0034 · 2022-07-27T00:09:41+00:00

Weird Flex but Okay

Nefertiti2021 · 2022-07-27T02:12:36+00:00

This subreddit is worst everyday

ashwheee · 2022-07-27T02:29:03+00:00

As an actual woman a few things. 1) you don’t try on thongs lmao unless you wear the pad looking pantyliners and even then you try on briefs in the same size and buy the the thong in that size 😂😂 2) you don’t come out of the dressing room lmfao wtaf. 3) I’ve never been to a lingerie store that allows men past the dressing room main door 😂😂😂 fake ass fucking post bro

futuremillionaire01 · 2022-07-27T00:32:33+00:00

I don’t know, she might only see you as a friend and just trying to be nice /s

OriginalPostrSociety · 2022-07-27T01:01:48+00:00

Bro…..of course

Comfortable-Unit-897 · 2022-07-27T01:46:03+00:00

Did you get to straighten out the thong part for her?

starfire_xed · 2022-07-27T02:06:07+00:00

I always wonder about Victoria secrets and other shops. Why is there less material in the lingerie, why are they more expensive?

CanUnusual8729 · 2022-07-27T02:19:28+00:00

Yeah bro. She either likes you or likes attention. Most likely both. ….Or she thinks you’re gay

theorangesmile · 2022-07-27T00:35:02+00:00

This is an easy one. She trust you. This means this can be an easy lay for you. Just invite her over. If you really want to sweeten the deal, invite her over and say, "let's cook together." Women love things like that. Cook some food with her. Eat the food with her. Get some wine. The rest is history. Worked for me a lot.

Title	My big butt co-worker modeled 3 thongs for me!
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Upvotes	127
Comments	47
Date	July 26, 2022 10:12 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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Comments

1: she likes you

2: she's an attention whore