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[–][deleted] 148 points149 points150 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ohh ho damn dude you screwed up.
[–][deleted] 89 points90 points91 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You reported a booty call? Wtf lmaoooo
[–]nordik1 69 points70 points71 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What a bizarre thread
[–]zawpi35 points 4 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
This sub has gone downhill, so many pointless threads, needs to stop all these shitposts and post actual seduction topics
[+]Honest_Inevitable632 -26 points-25 points-24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The best seduction there is, is to make her want you.
[–]Martini1 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reporting you for this comment, it was 30 minutes later then the previous one. Shame on you you catfishing jerk.
[–]Snakehead004 214 points215 points216 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Who tf has time to report people on tinder lol
[–][deleted] 119 points120 points121 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He had 30 minutes
[–]moomoo2300 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me lol hahahahah
[–]gran1 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This. Next time just move on to your next target instead of acting like that.
[–]newbphil 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know we use a lot of pickup-jargon here, but can we not call the women we wanna fuck "targets?" Super creepy subtext there god damn lmao
[–]CowgirlBebop575 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She could have just been flakey. Idk if you can report that.
[–]potatoeswithfries 99 points100 points101 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatever. What happened, happened.
Learn from this and don't report people so fast in the future maybe lmao
[–][deleted] 166 points167 points168 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She is late - you run off like a snitch, immediately reporting her, although things had not even played out and there were thousand other possible reasons to be late.
It turned out your assumptions were wrong - you feel guilty for something (being reported just one time), that will have zero negative consequences for her, guilty enough to post i on reddit.
You should get a more relaxed and less emotionally driven mindset!
[–]Snakehead004 47 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup, very bitch move imo
[–]Mo3 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
At least he feels guilty about it. Doesn't make it any better but might help him grow as a person
//After reading more of his comments I take that back.
[–]WhiteningMcClean 95 points96 points97 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Lmao bruh if waiting half an hour has you feeling some type of way, you’re going to have a rough time with women going forward.
[+]Honest_Inevitable632 -52 points-51 points-50 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I know what you mean but this was a super random hookup that happened at 330 in the morning and she has to wake up at 7 am.
I appreciate her effort that’s why I felt so bad
[–]GalaxyBrainU 45 points46 points47 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
You're planning random hookups at 3am with strangers on tinder and you were this worried about tardiness? Hope this is a lesson for you to learn how to be wayyyyyy more chill going forward lol I wouldn't have even expected someone Ive never met to show up at that time, let alone be a catfish.
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I normally always FaceTime first but she said she’s too embarrassed to FaceTime so I gave her the benefit of the doubt. But then she kept on saying she’s almost there for 30 mins then I left, reported her on tinder then she called me 10 mins afterwards saying she just got there so I came back because she was real apparently
[–]Mo3 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah you should still feel really bad about it and never stop feeling bad tbh. All of this sounds absolutely insane to begin with
[–]Mymomdidwhat 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Wtf lol? You reported someone for not showing up to a date on time? Grown man getting hurt acting like a 12 year old.
[–]Nakedbarberlondon -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
And this way of responding is what? A wise owl? I understand I may be doing the same to you, but he's emotionally hurt. Please don't be so unhelpful and with no sympathy. Not justifying what he did, but hey, to err is human, and he is feeling guilty. A bit of mercy won't make him forget or approve his mistake.
[–]Mymomdidwhat 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
So he is upset someone didn’t come over at 330 AM when they work at 7:30 am and he needs to report her profile? This is how a child acts. His ego is so hurt he needed to hurt her back over a misunderstanding? It’s pathetic borderline narcissist behavior.
[–]Nakedbarberlondon -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not defending his actions one bit. And yes, there's truth to what you're saying. Equally, there's no point in bashing him or being rude when the man is guilty for his actions. What shall we do then, cancel him? Punish him? Make him feel terrible? Are they the healthiest ways to learn from your mistakes? May be not in my world.
[+]Honest_Inevitable632 -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
It’s called valuing and respecting time
[–]Mymomdidwhat -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
It’s tinder not a job interview, stop being a child. World doesn’t revolve around you.
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
It’s called respecting time of other people
[–]Mymomdidwhat 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Your time is more important than hers? What if she got In a car accident? How could she ever turn you down!? The audacity of this woman! You’re a golden god that no girl can ever turn down! Textbook narcissist.
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
It’s called equal dating opportunity
[–]Mymomdidwhat 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You just need to take a look at yourself and realize you’re not special and no one owes you anything. You’re not entitled to a single thing from this random person.
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Whoever you are, you’re either a feminist troll or someone who has no idea how modern hookups work or you just have an overall negative outlook in life or all of the above
[–]originalgainster 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lel
[–]cronasminate 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
OP: Tinder I would like to report something
Tinder: What is it?
OP: I would like to report myself for being so god damn awesome, but I feel so bad. Like damn why am I so awesome. Like I got laid and stuff. How awesome is that. I better post about this on reddit too.
Tinder: -.-
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah so incels like you can read it since you get entertainment from it
[–]cronasminate 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that comment must have stung if you're going for the incel comeback right off the bat.
[–]boxmail2800 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Strange “I just got laid” flex…. Also: Smelt? 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♂️ as in a fish?
[–]celestial-kitty2 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You reported her on tinder ? You don’t deserve intercourse you’re mentally 3
[–]Jeetuprime 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mm a snitch so sexy
[–]CockBalls69420 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
This whole post feels surreal.
OP is either a troll or the biggest bitch I’ve ever seen
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 -5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It’s called valuing your time
[–]CowgirlBebop575 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Then why feel bad?
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Because she actually showed up although super late, she was late because she put effort to look good for me and she openly admitted that she’s always late but I didn’t know that since we just matched last night
Late is late if you value your time.
[–]CockBalls69420 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And you felt bad enough about reporting a stranger on Tinder to come here and make a post about it?
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jelly?
[–]BrownRecluse90 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m just surprised people actually hook up with complete strangers. Like first date, then boom… let’s have sex. I don’t get it.
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why not? All it takes is mutual attraction and 1% connection then game on
[–]Specialist_Offer317 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahah bro relax youre beating yourself up over something that doesnt matter.
[–]Maschalismos 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait, people can use tinder the way it was originally intended? You said you wanted to have sex, and you just HAD sex? That’s amazing!!
I thought it was for getting mocked by bot scripts and stood up by 60-year-old catfish!
Btw -you must be ridiculously attractive to just say - ‘hey. Bang me.’ And have that work. I’m deeply impressed
Any dating apps pretty much work all the same but Tinder happens to be the most popular. I worked on my overall aesthetics yes, I sell very well
[–]rustoof 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Live and learn man. It's easy to hide in feelings like shame and guilt and feel like since you emotionally tortured yourself you really tried to change. Instead, just remember that everyone makes mistakes, but if you want to be a good man, the hardest part is you actually have to do good things. So get over your emotions and start doing good things
[–]upfnothing 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah you messed up bro
[–]CodenameMOTU 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ok peter pan. all that unnecessary anxiety can’t be good for you.
[–]Nakedbarberlondon 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Relax, Mr. I Understand Therapy So I'm a Keyboard Warrior. I may be doing the same to you, but he's guilty and come here for help. Not your unnecessary fun at his expense. Fucking moral policing at his expense... Shame.
[–]Chronfidence 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stay toxic king👑
Like this isn't?
[–]theboyswavy 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dummy 🤦♂️
[–]The_Turbinator -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a simp.
[+]MrMacDoctor -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
All these guys here actin like you're in the wrong dude are bitches. Yall scheduled a time, she was late. That's a perfectly rational reason to assume she catfished. Dont beat urself up.
[–]Honest_Inevitable632 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She showed up, apologized and put some effort in herself to look good
I also apologized and has been honest that I unmatched her when she called me asking where I was. She also told me she’s always late in everything but I didn’t know that
I’ve been on Tinder for 4-5 years, and I’ve never been catfished.
[–]MrMacDoctor -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What was the point of this reply?
I got a lot of information that sounds like making excuses for both her and for you beating urself up.
I understand how it went down. You still shouldn't beat urself up, and always being late in everything doesn't make it right.
Before you say it yes of course I sound uptight, that's the role I'm playing in your conscience right now because nobody else is. You need to understand, you weren't in the wrong for feeling the way you did. Anyone else saying you overreacted is setting you up for failure.
[–][deleted] 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]thrway_123 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don’t know why you are getting downvoted. You guys would wait 30 minutes for a date to show up? When she didn’t even text to say she would be late? Lol losers
[–]DontTakePeopleSrsly 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I actually canceled my second date with my current girlfriend because she was running an hour late and didn’t tell me until I was already on the way to the restaurant. Six months later she still hasn’t made that mistake again.
In my experience good women want discipline, boundaries & accountability.
[–]flawdacity 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Good women” lmaooo
[+]Honest_Inevitable632 -27 points-26 points-25 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I smashed but I lost contact of her but she knows my number so
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this is how you act, you should prolly stop having sex.
[–]Only_Commercial_774 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Control yourself next time
[–]moomoo2300 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did she tell you that she was running late?
No. We were chatting on tinder and she kept on saying she’ll be there soon. She called me using a no caller id phone which made it even kind of sketchier but I guess she’s really just protecting her privacy which I respect
[–]dametime223 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It'll get better when you come to high school
[–]NattyBoii 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what even is the point in posting this
It’s worth giving people a benefit of the doubt
[–]LastForkOnTheLeft 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I like how op called someone an incel below.
Tbh, most people on here would benefit learning from me more than I could get from here.
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