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[–]Artist-in-Residence- 42 points43 points44 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The logical answer is when the parents aren't home lol.
Say, hey mom and dad, I would like to treat you guys to a date night. Buy them tickets to a movie or theatre show, say you're going to invite a friend over and for them to take their time.
Or else wait until they go somewhere on the weekend.
[–]blazing_comet38 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well shiii not a bad idea!🤔😏
[–]TrendyLepomis 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
you’re asking for them to stake out the house if that isn’t your normal behavior lol. you should at least treat them to one date night asap see their reaction and then do it again when you do the deed
[–]blazing_comet38 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ahhh a test run
[–]frie-with-a-tie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Open communication might help, my dad actually told me to do it like this when i want to bring a girl. But yeah if you are uncomfortable then try it out first, but I doubt your parents want to hear you do the deed so they might catch onto this idea pretty fast
[–]Therocksays2020 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Their place or their car.
Not having your own place at 18 is not unusual but you need to get a car. You working on that?
[–]ARGUS_99 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
or if he is really willing, he would need to book a room somewhere, lol
[–]Therocksays2020 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Valid but if he doesn’t have a car I question whether he has means
[–]YerMamsTache -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Found the small town kid!
[–]Therocksays2020 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
You mean successful house owner.
He has no car and lives with his parents. I am betting he has no job or money to get a hotel
[–]YerMamsTache -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Found the small town kid 😂.
Not all of us think a 3hour commute to the city is worth it.
[–]Therocksays2020 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Sorry you can’t afford a car little buddy 😂 🤡
[–]YerMamsTache -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
My rent probably costs more than your entire town.
Just being silly now though aren't you?
[–]Therocksays2020 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣 🤡 sure it does
[–]tractorinballs 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
C’mon guy, just admit that you’re butthurt that you’re an adult with no drivers license.
[–]YerMamsTache 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Keep assuming mate
[–]tractorinballs1 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Ok, you’re in the UK we get it my guy. Admit you’re butthurt because you may never get to drive.
[–]YerMamsTache1 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Or, maybe I've done the commute previously and come to the realisation that having a world class transport system on your doorstep is better than 2 hours in a Corsa? You keep trynna flex about mundane shit on Reddit anyway mate? I know your skint due to the fact you think a whips an achievement (Google how cheap British cars are then @ me)......as I said at the start "found the small town kid", I get you Yankee man can't appreciate public transport but maybe try life in one of the European cities if you ever manage to pull your head out your arse?
Last time I was in Boston I had a meeting at Raytheon, nvm looking for weedheads on Reddit while wanking over my shitwhip 👊
We’ve got Shakespeare over here people. TLDR no one cares.
I'll give you that TBF, wound myself up.
[–]blazing_comet38 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
True, although its definitely gonna make me lose some points.
I don't technically need a car rn. Public Transit's cheaper, and I could use the extra money to save. This might just be my wallet talking, but I think cars are overhyped by the youth.
[–]Therocksays2020 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Having a car doesn’t mean you drive it everyday. When I lived in the city I used car renting apps. I think you’re too young
A car would improve your dating life
[–]maplemario 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s probably your wallet talking, but it might be true if you live in New York, or something.
[–]Bhiggsb 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea cars are overhyped. If she's really into you, lack of car or place won't matter much
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I lived at home from 18-21 and it was never an issue to do it in my room. Random hook ups didn’t care nor did my 2 girlfriends I had at the time. At that age I feel both me and the girls had pretty high sex drives so that made it easier.
[–]MalibuProducer77 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Is it hard living on your own? Do you cook food yourself? Idk how to. That's the main thing I worry about. Don't wanna keep eating sandwiches 😭
[–]blazing_comet38 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man's they got cooking tutorials on YouTube.🤣
[–]ambidextrousambivert 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Learn at least 5 meals you will like and you’ll be fine
[–]MalibuProducer77 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks so much! That's actually a great idea that I've never thought of before 🙂 You can tell I need a mentor or something 😂
[–]ambidextrousambivert 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No problem! And eating out a lot is a dangerous game. Just remember most of your social activities will probably involve grabbing food with someone, so always keep track and have a budget
[–]TheSunshineMan 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you capable of watching a video and following simple directions?
YouTube has all the answers.
[–]RealHumanBeing2020 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get an air fryer and some chicken thighs or breasts and make nuggets every night like I do lmao
[–]puffinsaretrashbirds 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't know how to cook but wanted to learn. So I literally bought a "how to cook" book instead of a cookbook full of recipes. The how to book taught me SO MUCH. And also watching those Tasty by Buzzfeed videos or cooks on TikTok, you'll just casually learn all sorts of tricks. I could literally go on for hours about this lol. But yeah. Buy a how to book.
[–]rewinder909 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At her place.
[–]MalibuProducer77 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Save up $80 for a hotel. Don't ask me how I know 🤣
[–]blazing_comet38 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was thinking a hotel😂
[–]kjackrel 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you want to save money an Air BnB would work too just clean up lmao
[–]blazing_comet38 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hopefully they don't do a clean check with a blue light lmfao
[–]ambidextrousambivert 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
I pulled a lot in college and I’d say 25% of hook ups happened in my car and and 50% at my place (parents would be gone during the day and took A LOT of business trips).
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[–]ambidextrousambivert 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I can’t give you a step by step bc my method might not work for you and we might not attract the same type of woman. But something every guy should do is always smell good (no cheap cologne or body spray), keep up with your hair maintenance, be self aware with your outfits, always have notes and info from class and try to go to study halls (I’ve gotten a hand full of numbers from girls looking for a distraction and one legendary hook up)
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[–]ambidextrousambivert 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I personally never approached a chick that ended up annoyed. If they look like theyre cramming I wouldnt bother. If they were in a group I only approached them if they keep looking at me. And only if they stepped away from the group bc thats too much pressure lol. And conversation is easy. Women love talking about themselves and their interest. So if they’re into you theyll talk a lot. If not they’ll keep it short
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[–]ambidextrousambivert 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Study halls and the library, the gym (which I was at a lot), class (easiest way), and wondering campus
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[–]ambidextrousambivert 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You’re intruding if she’s not interested in you. You’re focused when you’re doing those activities right? You’re a busy man which can be intimidating to some. But if someone you’re attracted to wants to interrupt you for 5 mins in an attempt to get your number, I’m sure you suddenly could use a break. Women are the same way. I’ve had women ditch parties, skip class, flake on best friends, skip work.. just find your window of opportunity and make your move. Ik its easier said.. I remember my palms used to sweat when I got nervous lol
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[–]ambidextrousambivert2 points 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Same, I’m not tall but its never hindered my dating. Ig other things made up for it. And I think 1 of 2 could be your issue. 1. Wrong crowd. You might just live in a location that doesn’t match who you are and doesnt allow you to thrive. 2. You might need an image consultant. It’s costly but it’s efficient. Which basically means you may be good looking and in shape but overall you’re low value and women sense it. My style was clean and simple and I like making women laugh so it came a bit easier to me
[–]stuiterei 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol tell about the legendary hookup
[–]Cat6Domestique 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where would you park your car? When you do it?
[–]blazing_comet38 -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Parking zone for students, and I would have black tented windows and/or put up black curtains so nobody notices.
[–]heatherleean 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
just keep it down, no girl actually cares if you still live at home at this age. tell her to be quiet or cover her mouth for her
[–]lukabalooka 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
book a hotel room or if u dont wanna spend the money find friends who live in apartments and like do them a favor them in return for them letting u smash at their place for a bit
[–]rabloespa 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes you really just hve to say FUCK IT, and just do it
It dont matter who hears u just gotta do it lol
[–]malcom_ambedkar 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In da woods.
[–]Jay-Ames 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some tips:
(Go for the last one)
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[–]blazing_comet38 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
🪳🪳🪳🤦🏾♂️🤮
[–]skyrunner22 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Logistics is always a big part of "game" that isnt talked about enough. Everything can change if you have the right situation. Hopefully you are working on getting a car and/or place on your own ASAP. If you cant do it on own, get a buddy and patchup be roommates. The sooner you do that the sooner you can make things happen with ease. good luck
[–]Alex_O7 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best thing to do is going to the girl house.
Also don't be shy to use university/public place bathrooms.
[–]AloofSigma6 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I said this before in another post a while back , if you’re Objectively Handsome she will never care even if you live with an animal rapist at the end of the day a nice piece of ass is a nice piece of ass but if youre average or fat yea... that can play a factor in you maybe not gettin some even if you powder your balls. So no matter how much confidence or how good your game is if ya dont look Truly (Young Tom Welling) Handsome then she might not dig it but if she does dont make her regret it - Clean up, febreeze that swamp , (MOST IMPORTANT) soundproof the room as best as you can so no sound gets in or out , and always have a music playlist/movies/tvShows for background noise NO COMEDIES or anything Funny Trust me .... Huge Mistake . Good Luck Soldier - Former Moocher
[–]tractorinballs -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lives with parents, no car, goes to community college - wtf is observably true about that? Lol
[–]blazing_comet38 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean that it's observably true that the guys at my college generally lack charisma and confidence. I consider myself on the lower end of both of those things, but the average guy I see @ my college is even lower than me. Which makes the "competition" virtually non existent.
[–]tractorinballs 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok well break a leg. You should tone the confidence down a little though.
[–]blazing_comet38 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
U right. Reading back it borders on arrogance🤦🏾♂️
[–]skatinislife446 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The real question is what kind of space? I’ve brought many women back to my parent’s place but we had a finished basement with it’s own entrance and a pull-out bed down there. They knew but didn’t pry too much.
[–]HeavenPiercingMan 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"only smashing in a car" being considered an acceptable way to do stuff long term is fucking retarded
at least in a crappy motel you can actually do more than just putting it in through a gap in the partially removed pants
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