I don't know what a shit test is

DaygameCode · 2025-02-03T13:54:35+00:00

Examples of shit tests:

Do you say that to every girl?

Aren’t you a bit too old to be hitting on girls?

Every guy is the same

Do you talk to a lot of women

Does this usually work for you?

How many girls have you slept with?

Do you think she is pretty?

You are a bit young for me”

You are kinda fat.

Do we look like we date guys like you?

Why should i go out with you?

You are kinda gay, aren’t you?

What’s your zodiac sign?

Are you hitting on me?

I don’t go out with guys like you

What makes you different from other guys?

Pff. you are such a nerd 😒

You sound like a virgin?

Is your penis big?

All of these tests have in common that they create tension, because the answer can reveal a lot about your character, and break down any facade.

For instance if you were pretending to be confident, your answer could reveal your inner insecurities.

Some of this can also make you lose your frame by trying to convince her that she should give you a chance or like you or overlook your flaws.

The wrong answers to those test basically show the man is insecure, lying to the woman, or being needy and desperate.

Shit tests have the capacity to expose your true self.

sqowz · 2025-02-03T04:08:42+00:00

Shit test in layman's term is basically when she's trying to provoke you/get a reaction from you.

Shit test is a good thing because often that's a sign she's starting to look at you as a potential mate.

allanjameson · 2025-02-03T04:05:59+00:00

When a girl says or does something to see if it moves you off center. If you fail her attraction decreases.

Apples_into_Snapple · 2025-02-03T14:16:43+00:00

It’s basically a congruence test. It’s a girls way to test if you’re really all that(basically test your frame because they are attracted to you and want to make sure they are making a right decision to smash/date)

Example would be: “Wow, I bet you say that to all the girls” and an acceptable answer would be “Yeah, before I go out I repeat that to myself in the mirror”

Best ways to past shit test are to either Ignore, misinterpret, or exaggerate.

And ALL girls give shit tests. It’s a way they weed out the guys who are worth their time or not.

unevendopamine2 · 2025-02-03T18:58:58+00:00

If she says anything that could get a reaction from you (that gives you an opportunity to be witty or fun, but the potential for you to get butt hurt = shit test

For example

Good morning = not shit test

Good morning, Why didn’t you says it first? = shit test

Your response:

What do you mean? I always say it first = FAIL

Sorry babe, I was messaging all the other girls, I promise you was next 🌚 = PASS

So if she says anything where you could become defensive, it’s a shit test.

I remember 1 time I was handling this girls shit tests all night, in the car home J.Cole came on and she said “yh you’re the type of guy to listen to J.Cole” I was so annoyed Because I don’t actually listen to him anymore I got butthurt and was like “what’s that SUPOSED to mean? Just because someone listens to j Cole doesn’t mean blah blah blah”

I never saw her again 😂

Fate-in-haze · 2025-02-03T04:07:23+00:00

Watch this video on shit test's by Brian Begin.

FriendlyWrenChilling · 2025-02-03T06:08:43+00:00

Just a verbal thing girls say to test your underlying value. To check if you are faking it

amlextex · 2025-02-03T17:44:04+00:00

A shit test challenges your morals and values. Do you stand for what you believe in. If you do, you’ll ace shit test without thought. If you’re on the fence, it will feel like a shitty test.

Wonderful_Idea_5145 · 2025-02-03T04:19:38+00:00

Can someone also provide an example please?

BXtherapist · 2025-02-03T06:20:53+00:00

Equivalent to a sales objection

everydayguy_ · 2025-02-04T09:40:24+00:00

The more nonchalant and less fucks you give about what woman think of you then you’ll pass all the shit tests without having to know what they are

Velvettouch89 · 2025-02-04T18:33:48+00:00

Shit tests are generic shit women say too see how easy it is to get under your skin and/or challenge your frame/authenticity.

IGetBoredSometimes23 · 2025-02-03T08:05:49+00:00

A completely made up thing that grifters say women do so they can pretend that women are an unstopable enemy that needs to be conquered instead of seeing them as human beings with their own lives, thoughts, feelings, and flaws.

I've been on hundreds of dates in my many years of life and not once did I ever get a shit test.

Title	I don't know what a shit test is
Author	Wonderful_Idea_5145
Upvotes	11
Comments	25
Date	February 3, 2025 4:03 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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