I need y’all to roast me

officernogentleman · 2021-10-15T19:09:46+00:00

You’re a king and you don’t need a roast, unless you’re talking about a delicious meat dish that comes out of your oven.

You’re too busy caring about yourself and your future for her. Unfollow her accounts. Remove her contact information. She isn’t worth keeping in your mind or your phone.

TheSunshineMan · 2021-10-15T17:24:39+00:00

Delete her from your life..

Phone number, Snap, IG, whatever.. delete and block from all apps..

Move on with your life as it's only holding you back.

Narcan9 · 2021-10-15T19:57:45+00:00

Ask if the friend zone happens to be inside her vagina.

Nofapdeity · 2021-10-15T20:24:31+00:00

I asked my girl best friend out about 3 years ago I think?

I did it very suddenly and I was kinda stupid for doing it the way I did. I got rejected just like you, and we stayed friends. I lost most of my feelings for her after that, asking her out helped me lose feelings.

I wasn’t too bothered by it. Fast forward to today, we’re still friends. I hang out with her fairly often. I think deep down she liked me at one point but she’ll never say it. I’ll also never ask her out again. Nothing will ever happen between us, at least not anytime soon.

Do I still care about her? Of course. She’s very important to me, but not in a girlfriend kinda way. I’m always there for her if she needs me. But I don’t treat her like my girl.

Moral of the story? You have balls, most of the guys here wouldn’t ask out their girl (friend) because it’s very risky and you could stop being friends. If you can ask her out, you can ask anyone out.

You need to talk to some other girls. I talk to other girls now, however when I liked my best friend she was one of the only girls I talked to, so it was natural for me to develop a crush.

lord-dexter · 2021-10-15T17:38:42+00:00

Put your heads up king and don’t drop your 👑

IGetBoredSometimes23 · 2021-10-16T04:17:53+00:00

Lol, you want me to roast you for having normal human emotions?

I'm not going to do that.

Your experience is common to being a young adult. You had a crush, you got shot down, and you found out that despite the promises of "just being friends", they didn't intend of holding up that part of the deal. It happened when my old ass was 21. It's a part of the human experience for a lot of males

The best thing to do to get past it is to continue on your seduction journey. As you get more and more success with women, eventually that woman will just be someone that you used to know.

Take care.

5_7pickup · 2021-10-15T16:37:03+00:00

Just read my field reports and find some inspiration instead.

Particular-Cow-5046 · 2021-10-15T16:51:33+00:00

I was once in your situation. It made me abandon everything I had valued up to that point and try to be a different person. I think maybe I should have asked her why someone else and not me. Why exactly she thought she couldn't live her best life with me. I just trashed everything and started over. Doubted everything I thought I new. I had been a smart and confident person up till then but letting in that blanket of doubt on everything and a blanket self loathing nipped so many positive traits in the bud.

Ask her why, tell her to be brutal, not us. Tell her to make a list of things that turned her off. Then, you can tell her to list positive things about you to make it less stinging. Then you can work on those problem areas. The friendzone is a gentle letdown. Find out the real reasons and don't take them as a death sentence.

Edit: it made me trash my achievements up to that point because they weren't good enough for her. Then I blocked her and let everything she had touched die because it wasn't good enough. In writing you might realise she's petty and how subjective her reasons were but if you never ask you'll second guess your whole self for years.

Narcan9 · 2021-10-15T19:59:25+00:00

You're so pathetic even your dog ditched you.

Narcan9 · 2021-10-15T20:04:33+00:00

You're so far in the cuck zone that you pick up her boyfriend from the airport.

Narcan9 · 2021-10-15T20:09:05+00:00

When trying to sext you sent the number 96.

Narcan9 · 2021-10-15T19:50:04+00:00

You win the jerk off trophy for being "Master Beta".

Narcan9 · 2021-10-15T19:54:32+00:00

Does she work for a pharmaceutical company? She sounds like a Beta Blocker.

IntrovertDatingCoach · 2021-10-15T20:15:17+00:00

You care because you were friends, and when you were friend zoned it changed the way in which you all interacted. Nothing wrong with that - sometimes you take a chance and it works out and sometimes it doesn't, and there are consequences for both. Most women don't want to really be friends with a guy they know has a crush on them when they're not feeling it. Just part of the game.

Oh, but you wanted me to roast you, sooooo... um... HOW DARE YOU ASK OUT A FRIEND AND KEEP ON LIKING HER AFTER SHE SAID NO! You thought she'd actually WANT to hang out with you after friend zoning you?!? Dude, get real!!

Yeah, that should do it. Now, get rid of her altogether and focus on those other women!

True_Word · 2021-10-15T22:43:59+00:00

You need to rise up and above from this current mindset, in life, we have to take the good with the bad, whatever situations and moments you had with her, let it be, she's gone and living life, so why are you holding yourself back? Forget the roast, that won't do shit, when is enough going to be enough? when are you going to stop letting these bitches decide what you are worth? when are you going to become the man you want to be? when are you going to become better than every mf'er ever doubted you? Don't be like everybody else, don't be a loser, raise yourself, nobody saving us, so save yourself.

blesstha40oz · 2021-10-16T00:42:07+00:00

xonplete delusions.

TheBurgessChurchill · 2021-10-16T00:43:39+00:00

This is going to sound "new agey" but I strongly believe that we're all connected and always communicating to people. So if you are needy, or obsessed with a girl, even if you don't display it in your behaviour, she can still sense it and it will make her run. The more you detach, the more she'll come running to you instead of away from you and if she decides she doesn't want to be with you then that's okay too. I'm not the type of guy that talks about energy and that type of stuff but I believe that when you come from a place of wanting the best for someone, and having an abundance mentality, it will make you more attractive not only to her but to everyone. This is a change that has to happen internally. If you try to bullshit yourself or others, they will sense it. If you ever notice yourself thinking about her just say to yourself, "If you're ready to come into my life, that's okay and if you're not that's okay too". Truly believe that. BUT... with that being said, sometimes the best move is to just talk to her and get it out of your system. Whatever you do, don't indulge in your fantasies. That's a quick way to fuck yourself up.

Void_Being · 2021-10-16T01:15:43+00:00

Delete from your mind, to know how?, Delete all the things about her Instagram, fb, phone number, photos whatever. If you expose to her you will get new lingering thoughts and then she ghost you.

Darnag7 · 2021-10-16T03:13:39+00:00

No, you're not worth it. Is that good enough for you? 🙂

Title	I need y’all to roast me
Author	User_throwaway99
Upvotes	20
Comments	56
Date	October 15, 2021 4:36 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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