Responses to a slight shit test/tease revolving around me being younger than the girl?

undernutbutthut · 2021-11-19T22:35:29+00:00

How about this one: "you have a strange way of telling men you like them"

Correct me if I'm wrong but this can be applied to almost any test?

bDsmDom · 2021-11-19T18:04:47+00:00

I once had a woman tell me: "I'm old enough to be your mother!".

And without a beat I looked get dead in the eye and said "I'm old enough to be your daddy!".

She cracked up

Canadian-Seductioner · 2021-11-19T17:32:33+00:00

Tell her your her fountain of youth

2021-11-19T18:28:45+00:00

“Worried you won’t be able to keep up?”

PiratesFan1429 · 2021-11-19T17:23:10+00:00

"you love it"

Old_Hunter_2364 · 2021-11-19T20:33:25+00:00

My bf is 4 years younger than me, but my mom is 11 years older than my dad and it was never weird because they never let it become that. Just be confident and not defensive about the fact that you're younger. Nobody should meddle in your life or relationships.

DaydreamingMister · 2021-11-19T20:37:32+00:00

-In general with tests, just avoid letting the comment diminish you. That’s the first thing.

As soon as you get “in your feelings” about a little barb a woman throws your way, it will become more difficult to respond in an un-offended, unemotional way.

The second thing is, avoid responding to an obvious test with a serious answer. Your answer should be as ridiculous as possible. Not rude towards her, but ridiculous - yes.

-Even though every possible test cannot be anticipated, something that is beneficial is… well it’s similar to how (smart) folks prepare for answering interview questions. They can’t access a list of questions in advance and know exactly what the interviewers will ask… But they still have the wisdom to pull together some sample interview questions and practice good answers and good stories about their conduct during previous work experiences.

Similarly, in the context of you and being tested by women - you would do well to think of common types of tests/personal issues of yours that a woman may test about when pushing to see how strong you are internally. For example - if you’re starting to bald/you’re not super tall/your body doesn’t exactly include huge, bulging muscles/et cetera.

Identify common tests/identify issues you yourself posses, and spend private time considering those things; finding your way of accepting and embracing your “shortcomings” or issues; and taking time to craft whatever is going to be your comfortable way of responding if someone should decide to tease you about those things.

*Also, always keep your response BRIEF. Think in terms of a sentence for this stuff, not a wordy paragraph.

idrinkapplejuice42 · 2021-11-20T01:12:07+00:00

Honestly Ive had ok success just brushing it off. Dont try to justify yourself. Just pretend its not even an issue and move on to the next point of conversation.

bulldawg91 · 2021-11-19T17:38:23+00:00

Tell her she’s robbing the cradle with a cheeky smile

JackTheRipper_17 · 2021-11-19T18:19:33+00:00

i had a lot of older girls. "Fuck me, mommy" works best

Narcan9 · 2021-11-19T23:23:18+00:00

You don't need a snappy retort. The main thing is she wants to know it's not a big deal. Of course it depends is it 5 or 20 years difference. It depends whether you're talking the hook up, or potential relationship.

She wants to know if you'll behave like a jackass college dude. Can she tell her friends, or introduce you without being embarrassed?

Show some maturity and responsibility. Have an interesting hobby. Show some knowledge beyond video games and tick tok.

Sharagoz · 2021-11-19T17:14:56+00:00

Just dont be defensive about it
One option is to agree and exaggerate playfully
Maybe reframe it in a way that makes her a cougar
Or just own it unapologetically
"yeah, there's a few years between us but I've dated women from age X to age Y and in my experience what matters is personalities and chemistry, not the year on the drivers licence"

SelfAwareSchnitzeI · 2021-11-19T22:51:27+00:00

"I'm old enough to be your mom" - OK, so breastfeed me then

"You're so young" - you can still call me daddy

"You're my little brother's age" - [insert Alabama joke]

CompetitionFair7686 · 2021-11-19T23:49:47+00:00

I don’t usually go with grandmas, but i’m willing to make an exception today

Adventureseeker3 · 2021-11-19T19:50:24+00:00

Reply “I love cougar hunting, rrrraaaawww”

Jamesdoink · 2021-11-19T18:57:22+00:00

Age is only a number🤷

bojackhhorseman · 2021-11-19T20:09:03+00:00

Love is love. Age is just a number.

boycott-mondays · 2021-11-19T21:25:09+00:00

"and you like hitting on older man, I'll telling your parents"

amrasmin · 2021-11-20T04:41:31+00:00

Yo that’s a pro tip right there!

vanillapopsicle · 2021-11-20T08:53:28+00:00

You play it extreme, if she tries to tease you, you tease her back and say something like she’s a milf or a gilf.

WarmAdministration76 · 2022-01-04T01:42:47+00:00

Just reverse it by saying "You are still too young for me"

Title	Responses to a slight shit test/tease revolving around me being younger than the girl?
Author	KND_DNK
Upvotes	54
Comments	42
Date	November 19, 2021 4:38 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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