Hey players! I've been browsing different PU-forums and collected some text game material for the seddit community. These are good lines to open or spice up your text game, but you can also use these lines outside of texting. If you got anything to add, I'll make sure to edit this post and put it in, enjoy!
EDIT: Obviously you can't use every one of these with results.. You have to pick what fits your personality, if you're not a C&F type of guy, you shouldn't use the C&F lines. You should also think that these lines won't work good with girls that doesn't have a sense of humor or don't get that you're being playful (need attraction built).
Openers
- I just made you open your phone for no reason.. looks like I got you in check =)
- Hey cutie, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
- How's my favorite little brat doing? :)
- What sort of trouble are you causing?
- SURPRISE!
- I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M’s?
- Breaking any hearts today, gorgeous?
- Hi. So, how many hearts have you broken today?
- Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I’m just texting to say goodbye.
- Negative: Jerk!
- Hey, hey! Don’t be like that. I don’t want to leave you either, but I have no choice. I’ll send you a postcard I promise.
- I miss you and want to see you, but this dumb security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
- I just met your twin.
- Congratulations
- For what? What did I do? Why?
- I was just thinking of you. Congratulations. =)
- Who is this?
- (Girl’s Name)
- I know….I’m just being an ass. =)
- Blank Text
- Why did you just send me a blank text (something along those lines)
- I did?//Are you sure?//I just sent you a blank text?
- Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me! // It must be so humiliating having to make up excuses to talk to me!
- OMG! You would not believe what happened to me last night….
- (Instant Response) What?!? Tell me
- (Delay) Oh shit! Sorry, wrong (her name).
- What’s up?
- Oh nothing
- Sounds like fun! How do you do it?
- Stop
- Stop what?
- Stop thinking about me and smiling. See! I bet you’re doing it right now!
- Your (insert attribute) is the second most attractive thing you have.
- What’s the first most attractive thing?
- Can’t tell you unless you come out for a coffee with me right now.
- Okay, I’ll come, what is it?
- Me ;)
- Today is National Good Looking Day! Send this to someone gorgeous-but not me, I’ve been getting this text all fucking day! =)
- Hey can you recommend me a movie?
- Yeah, (Movie).
- Yeah, I heard of that…. Is it good enough to watch twice?
- Yeah it is!
- Ok, when and where? =)
- I hope you’re smiling. If not just think of me!
- Was just at the mall, saw this bra that you would totally look great not wearing.
Flakes
- I like talking to you and I don’t play games. I think we’re really good together. Let’s try it if not that’s cool and I’m glad we met. =)
- You are so high maintenance, you better be worth it.
- No sweat. I’ll just take pictures of the amazing time we had and next time I see you, I’ll show you what you missed.
Push-pull
- Out of all the (first name) (last name)’s I know…..I think you’re my favorite.
- You just popped into my head so ‘Hi’….now please stay out of there.
Same Night
- Hey I hope you got home safe (Name).
- Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) (Name)
Attraction
- Let’s fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid’s name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed.
- I don't know who your boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
- I'm having trouble applying toothpaste. Can you come over?
Negs
- Hey, I just thought of something funny.
- Oh yea, what?
- You and I dating.
- Guess what!
- What?
- This is my last text, until you decide to be more interesting.
- That’s it, we are in a fight! No hugs for you.
Comfort
- I was thinking of you….
- Something about you seems to always make me smile. =)
Directly after a number-close
- Who was that sexy guy you were just talking to? Damn (her name) =)
- You have my number now but you’re only allowed to call me ONCE a day. By the way who was that sexy guy you were just talking to?
- Hey, STOP
- Stop what?
- Thinking about me so much.
- I would hate to be you right now.
- Why?/Huh?/etc.
- Doesn’t it suck missing me so much?
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