Text game

BlackOut_pua · 2012-03-29T02:31:14+00:00

Personally, I would stay away from about 90% of these... Maybe if you send the same thing to ten girls one will bite.

jjchap4317 · 2012-03-29T03:38:29+00:00

This is fucking terrible. So many of these are so creepy. This is not good advice.

six_degrees_of_bacon · 2012-03-29T03:03:32+00:00

I know my math u+I equals 69

Seriously?

tiggerwoman · 2012-03-29T04:16:25+00:00

as a woman, I've gotten a bunch of these, and 98% of them give me the extreme stay-away vibe....

rbbyd · 2012-03-29T03:04:38+00:00

I feel like all of these come off as trying way too hard, most are either pick up lines that wouldn't work or needy attempts to start a conversation.

beginner_PUA · 2012-03-29T03:15:03+00:00

This is bad and you should feel bad!

TofuTofu · 2012-03-29T03:03:50+00:00

Some of these are awful. Some are great. Thanks for putting the effort in to write this up!

Hempire · 2012-03-29T03:51:12+00:00

nawwwwww man you gotta be all like "ugh babe you so special" bitches love being special

helalo · 2012-03-29T04:33:06+00:00

what the fuck is this shit, are these justin B pick up lines ?

mang3lo · 2012-03-29T07:29:21+00:00

wut?

avoid these at all costs.

user now RES tagged as "Worse game than me"

2012-03-29T03:17:44+00:00

Text game

An oxymoron

faithamor1337 · 2012-03-29T05:49:42+00:00

I feel like a lot of girls would just stop texting you after some of these pathetic lines. Don't use them.

TrustMyVagina · 2012-03-29T04:38:12+00:00

No. No no no. Please, never try any of this. There were a couple that were on the right track (the ones that were sweet, like "did you make it home safe?" or joking around "Let’s fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid’s name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed."

But for the most part, I would never speak to a guy ever again if he said this shit to me. They sound cocky, not confident. Cheesy, not smooth.

jewfro667 · 2012-03-29T05:39:48+00:00

Can we just separate the good from the bad for those of us who aren't good at texting?

ATribeCalledGreg · 2012-03-29T15:17:08+00:00

They only one I will ever use or have ever used on that list is "I think I just saw your twin." Just something different, a casual thought she feels like is something worth mentioning to her, builds your value because she knows your talking to other girls, and is decent enough for flakes or girls that seem kind of distant. Most of these lines are the text message equivalent to waving your hands in front of her face yelling "TALK TO ME, I'M FUNNY!!!!"

BurnerSkunk · 2012-03-29T16:39:11+00:00

Hilarious. Some of these are so terribly cheesey I just have to try them.

Just used the "bf not spanking enough" one.. her response:

"Lol! You are so bad!"

I would call that a success :p

yebhx · 2012-03-29T03:27:12+00:00

I'm disappointed this thread has nothing to do with Zork.

2012-03-29T13:24:16+00:00

Here's a much much much better line:

Hi [name]! Having a good day?

bink1time · 2012-03-29T13:35:17+00:00

This is going to be a rant. But I feel like when I read seddit now there are so many haters. I also feel like seddit has become a bunch of arm chair quaterbacks talking shit. Why is everyone hating so hard? Have you tried all of these or has your pua simulator told you they are terrible?

I understand that op simply aggregated a bunch of texts from different books and forums. But I have personally probably tried 50% of the texts here. Just to see what works what doesn't. Some of the texts like "I just made you open your phone for no reason.. looks like I got you in check" I use all the time. It's great. Yeah some of the texts are terrible, but a lot of this stuff is decent and I don't see the hate. People saying shit like its cheesy. SO WHAT? SO WHAT? Try it they are mostly playful. Girls love anything fun. Is your "what ups?" text so much better?

Also some chicks coming in here saying she got 98% of these and its a sign to stay away. That is some bullshit. I feel like when I go on seddit now the only people that actually pick up are tofu tofu, puacurveball, and few others. It seems like everyone else just spews out hate and has no idea what they are actually talking about. Like they don't have any experience haven't been out or tried anything. They just read it and then run some kinda of simulator in their head and go well that probably won't work thats stupid. My pua spidey sense told me these only work on 18 year olds cause I know!

UGH this community.

tl:dr Stop the hate. People too serious. Go out and try shit.

bondmaxbondrock · 2012-03-29T12:54:08+00:00

Come on guys, these are horrible lines, but don't blame it on OP. He just found them online, no need to hate on him!

caulking · 2012-03-29T04:32:02+00:00

Holy shit!

All my life I haven't been able to get laid, but that's all gonna change now that I've memorized a couple cheesy lines.

Thanks, OP!

Basmustquitatart · 2012-03-29T02:23:19+00:00

Some of these are a little over the top but a good resource nonetheless

Crystalyze14 · 2012-03-29T07:00:48+00:00

The wrong guy saying most of these would be very Crazy, Stupid, Love.

bawss · 2012-03-29T07:42:13+00:00

these would probably work on middle school aged girls. not WOMEN.

carrotplanter · 2012-03-29T08:39:29+00:00

Old but gold. Most of these appear too "canned" though, I think.

reekomds · 2012-03-29T17:49:13+00:00

I've using a couple of these though out the day and the results are all positive....great post!

gabriot · 2012-03-29T22:56:34+00:00

Not sure why this is getting upvoted, these are mostly horrible and will not be received well

UnderstandableEnigma · 2012-03-29T23:54:43+00:00

Some of these are okay-ish, some are pretty terrible. For example 'I just met your twin' is horrible. What are they meant to say to that? 'Oh, cool.'? They know you haven't met their actual twin, so all you're saying is that you saw someone that kinda looks like them today. Big whoop. To be honest this has probably been overused by so many awkward guys who don't know what they're doing you'd probably just get ignored for it.

In my opinion, your best bet is to just be straight up, say 'Hey, hows it going, I'm gonna go do x, you should come!' or something along those lines. These just remind me of cheesy ass pickup lines, you're best off without them.

cooljets · 2012-03-29T04:59:40+00:00

These look like they'd work GREAT.... on an 18 year old.

ladner · 2012-03-29T01:37:33+00:00

this is gold

omicron-persei-8 · 2012-03-29T17:32:27+00:00

Sorry but these seem like they would never work.

Wavedasher · 2012-03-29T02:20:54+00:00

good stuff. thanks for putting this together!

jctennis123 · 2012-03-29T02:11:51+00:00

holy fuck thank you

kazagistar · 2012-03-29T03:28:43+00:00

Upvote for the Bird. <_<

Jack_is_back · 2012-03-29T12:15:14+00:00

Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe

Made me lough hard! :D

Title	Text game
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	19
Comments	67
Date	March 29, 2012 1:02 AM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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