[Text transcript] A lesson in calibration - I'll break down my thought process for you guys

Ambitionlessness · 2012-12-29T17:01:15+00:00

You are the James Bond of pussy

lowtek · 2012-12-29T17:34:00+00:00

Well done.

Would love to see more transcripts like this.

buddhas_porn_stash · 2012-12-29T17:27:56+00:00

That whole "...and make pancakes" bit was really nice.. It's the kind of thing people say randomly a lot when trying to be funny, but you used it in a way that was funny and also prepared your way to answer her naturally forthcoming objections. I liked this a lot.

KitsBeach · 2012-12-30T04:20:02+00:00

Sorry to drop my two cents in, cause I know you boys hate when a girl infiltrates your secret club meets, but I thoroughly enjoyed this read. I freely admit I love games... when I have met someone worth playing with.

TofuTofu, you are king of the men's club treehouse and I tip my hat to you.

UnclePaul50 · 2012-12-29T20:12:30+00:00

Great post. I LOL'd, twice:

Yeah I don't meet a lot of ax murderers. Mostly just conjugal visits.

That's why we make the pancakes together. Its a team building exercise.

Both those lines are gold.

enterkey12 · 2012-12-29T17:09:11+00:00

Why did you use so many smiley faces?

2012-12-29T19:00:36+00:00

Well played. I can usually respond well to shit tests but I really like how you set up the response for the "sex shit test" before she even threw it at you. You of course played the "How many girls are you sleeping with?" well but I'll usually just say, "It's none of your business." This does two things: it deflects her shit test because it really isn't any of her business and makes her trust you more because you're not confiding with her intimate details (after all she is just a stranger and doesn't deserve to know such personal details). She will feel like you are going to save her reputation in the future by keeping your sex life a secret. Thus, she won't feel like a slut because only you two will know what's going on.

2012-12-30T12:11:33+00:00

To all who do textbook-textgame: note how he doesn't wait atleast 15minutes before every text and isn't afraid to write texts longer than hers if needed. Hopefully people will understand that the tips for textgame are mediocre guidelines at best

GlorifiedNudist · 2012-12-29T23:56:32+00:00

This is a tease... Makes me want to read more text transcripts of how you run your game. I'd love to see a conversation or two, same format and all, where you play the initiator instead. Seems like you enjoyed writing this up for us to make something of it. And you know what would top this off? Entry #4 in your guide. ;)

2012-12-30T00:07:07+00:00

I'm actually more interested in what business you're into.

ARealSocialIdiot · 2012-12-29T19:12:21+00:00

If you're still in the New Haven area, we HAVE to hang out.

dvdchstr · 2012-12-29T23:02:48+00:00

I always hear to space out the texts a little more so you don't come off as over-eager. Are you not doing that because you're getting constant IOIs from her? Obviously the interaction went well, I just would like to know what made you comfortable with responding so quickly

2nd_class_citizen · 2012-12-29T23:15:50+00:00

Can't help but upvote everything you post. Nowadays, do you ever fuck up (with regard to seduction)?

dking168 · 2012-12-30T05:14:16+00:00

This is why you are the Moderator of this Subreddit. You are the Vagina Whisperer.

TofuTofu · 2012-12-30T00:20:12+00:00

You're so smooth I'm ready to have kinky sex and pancakes with you.

If she hadn't been clearly interested from the start, how would you have proceeded? Would you still go so direct?

Murmaider · 2012-12-29T18:09:23+00:00

ArcanusFluxer · 2012-12-29T17:30:01+00:00

What's the plan when she does come?

MrGaz · 2012-12-30T00:46:07+00:00

I'd like to see more of these from you, your so smooth even I want to fuck you o_0.

2012-12-29T17:57:30+00:00

Great post, thanks

asad16 · 2012-12-29T23:21:09+00:00

What do you say when she asks twice with "Why do always bring up sex?"

I ended up telling her why (duh) and she got upset. I ended up stopped talking to her because i felt she was just games

Idontlikekarmawhores · 2012-12-30T01:17:28+00:00

I need to see a pic of OP, maybe he looks like Ryan Gosling because whenever i try to scalete sexually i get the: Its not going to happen answer/look.

jahmagic · 2012-12-30T03:22:26+00:00

And it only took you an hour. Nicely done.

BigDixInYaAss · 2012-12-30T04:12:20+00:00

Why do you bring up sex so often? In my experience you don't want to engage the logical side of the woman as far as sex, trying to convince her to have sex with you. A girl doesn't want the responsibility of deciding to sex, rather, in my experience, they would rather it just "happen". Without actually agreeing to it.

DrDiablo361 · 2012-12-30T06:22:57+00:00

Tofu-Tofu da gawd

Haptic_Affinity · 2012-12-30T15:49:37+00:00

Did you specifically say "get together and bang" as opposed to another wording to have an easy way to turn it around or neg by saying you meant "hang" or am i reading too much into it?

DEVi4TION · 2012-12-30T03:33:29+00:00

There was a part missing from 10:20 to 10:21

furrbeach · 2012-12-30T00:49:51+00:00

Are you Asian, tofutofu?

quantumorbit · 2012-12-30T01:06:09+00:00

wow this is fantastic. you the man! thank you!!!!!!

2012-12-30T01:49:33+00:00

HOLY SHIT, let me take my notebook out and a pencil to take notes of this majestic class in seduction. I'm utterly amazed and I don't even know what utterly means.

SwissPUA · 2012-12-30T04:19:50+00:00

Is OG (Online Game) really worth doing? OKCupid isn't even use in my country (though I have heard of other services).

What speaks against OG IMHO:

Hot Chicks don't need to use OG in order to get laid because they can easily get hot guys in real life.
The competition is much harder. Women have to dig through hundreds of messages and pick a few ones they will reply to. I am pretty sure a lot of guys copy paste the same line to 5-50 women day for day. They don't have the PUA balls to approach them in real life so they do it online.
You start off by 0. While I can show lots of positive traits (touch friendly, funny, open, positive, ...) in my real life Game right off the bat, I can't do that in OG. I am just like any other guy. It takes a while until she "gets" my personality.
You are wasting a lot of time. Maybe in real life she isn't hot because she used that special angle in all of her pics. Or it is a fake profile. Or there is something else she didn't tell you and it disturbs you heavily.

uberafc · 2012-12-30T05:03:57+00:00

this was amazing. thanks for this. If you have more text transcripts, i'd be interested in reading/learning from them.

2012-12-31T00:40:08+00:00

Brilliant. Yet another thanks for explaining why you said what you said. Extremely helpful.

2012-12-29T17:52:57+00:00

http://i.minus.com/id5Q6pAO12YoD.gif

2012-12-30T02:58:15+00:00

Sidebar please?

jtjathomps · 2012-12-29T21:32:23+00:00

Using 'me' as the subject of a sentence is a bit of a turnoff

Title	[Text transcript] A lesson in calibration - I'll break down my thought process for you guys
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	418
Comments	80
Date	December 29, 2012 4:53 PM UTC (13 years ago)
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