So for background, I went to this 21-31 meetup group thing I’ve never done before. It said about 15 of us would show up. However, at the 10pm meetup time, it was just 5 of us (all guys) at the bar and we eventually decided fuck it let’s go to a more poppin club a few minutes away by around 10:30pm. About 7-8 others did end up coming but it was later on and we told them where we were. They arrived and found us close to 11 at this point.

There was one really attractive blond girl. I notice she had already been talking with this other guy since they were previously where we were. He’s about 6’3 6’4 and I’m just 5’10 and see the other guys, it was clear she’d gravitate to him. Plus since he already had time to establish rapport with her, I’m at a clear disadvantage but nothing that couldn’t be overcome. But she was still very social with the others too and wanted to introduce herself to each of us.

The others I had hung out with before this group didn’t immediately make their presence felt to them. So when they arrived, I made sure to confidently walk up to them all, introduce myself to each one of them and establish myself as socially confident.

I could tell the girl already felt attracted to my initial confidence with how I carried myself. After a little bit of group conversation between us all, I went to the bar to get a drink and she followed me there to start talking to me 1 on 1. It happened after I got my drink though.

So we start talking and a couple minutes in, I mention how my drink is pretty good and how she should try it. She does. She asks what it is and I say I don’t know. I just told the bartender to make it sweet and surprise me.

She says “it tastes a lot like a sex on the beach.” Now I obviously know it’s a drink but I took advantage of this situation as great as I ever could have.

I don’t say anything and just look at her as if I didn’t know it was a drink and she mentioned sex so fast. Not saying anything or breaking eye contact. She begins to laugh and start saying “no no no it’s a type of drink I swear.”

Obviously I’m not going to accept her frame and I’m going to flip it on her as if she’s coming onto me hard. I say “you know I’m not that kind of guy, I’m waiting until marriage before I hold hands with a girl.” She laughs at that.

Then says “oh so you’re not able to do anything fun can you?” Which is probably a bit of a shit test. Then I say “I just think we should stick to much more tame stuff like anal.”

I swear that punchline just came to me in the moment. And I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a girl at the club to laugh quite that hard before. (The holding hands marriage line I’ve used before but the anal punchline just came to me in the moment)

Set the perfect tone for us. We danced on the very crowded dance floor and she grinded on me for a lot of it. We made out, went back to my place soon after. Mission accomplished.

Definitely my best night out up to this point.