👏 👏 thanks for seeing yourself out

MomNateChloe · 2020-09-24T04:46:34+00:00

Well-mannered = obedient

Old fashioned = does all the cooking, cleaning, and laundry

Get the f* out of here, Scrote. The audacity.

2020-09-24T04:03:00+00:00

Amazing... just amazing... they're making if far easier for us to discern them from the men of higher quality.

Level of self-awareness: 0.

gursky0 · 2020-09-24T03:58:54+00:00

"well-mannered" "old-fashioned"

"freak in the sheets"

Ew. Not only is he demanding and pretending he's the prize, he's light years away from meeting his own standards.

4E4ME · 2020-09-24T04:20:09+00:00

What the what now?

What classy, educated, accomplished woman wants to be a deck hand on some dusty's broke down boat?

th3n3w3ston3 · 2020-09-24T05:50:34+00:00

Applying for jobs is hard enough, why the hell would I apply for a relationship? GTFO!

TheLastUBender · 2020-09-24T10:50:31+00:00

Old fashioned, LOYAL ALL CAPS, down to earth.... okay.

"Must like dogs, because I intend to treat her like one." FTFY

blueveinnoble · 2020-09-24T12:46:40+00:00

Girl, once I seent "now accepting applications" I stopped reading and rolled my eyes. Like, who the hell do you think you are?

Do you got that pension for me? Stock options, dental? 401k? Regular payments!?

O...no? Gtfoh then with that "hiring" bs. Sound like a shitty gig, if you ask me.

InayahDaneen · 2020-09-24T07:34:00+00:00

Reading that made me sick briefly 🤢

Wkndwhorechata · 2020-09-24T06:44:45+00:00

Scorpio lol

stressedheaux · 2020-09-24T14:24:43+00:00

old fashioned freak in the sheets, ah yes

leadmemories · 2020-09-24T12:43:34+00:00

“Only qualified applicants will receive a message back (because I swipe right on everyone to feel better about myself so a match means nothing)”

alichuchu · 2020-09-24T13:33:41+00:00

He can’t use commas properly but requires all of that? Maybe he should go back to 3rd grade before asking for a woman to come in a little box with a cute bow tie.

Journalist_Full · 2020-09-24T16:15:48+00:00

The all caps "LOYAL" must mean his ex left him for a better man.

I cant fathom why she would do that though /s

lacyvulture · 2020-09-24T17:31:20+00:00

Now accepting applications (lazy and entitled). Attractive (he is ugly). Well mannered (controlling). Loyal (he cheats). Freak in the sheets (porn sick). Wants an educated woman but goes to a trade school. Only qualified applicants (gets no matches) Scorpio. 5’8 inches tall. Does drugs. Stay in your lane you fucking clown 🤡

Edit: also wants this classy woman to waste time on a shitty boat with him drinking miller highlifes catching bass. Fuckoff White trash loser

sagisister · 2020-09-24T16:25:56+00:00

It’s written like a job posting, so he should at least offer a good salary + benefits

pao664 · 2020-09-24T20:55:00+00:00

Educated. Yet he went to trade school. Translation- he wants a high earning sugar momma.

0kfornow · 2020-09-25T12:05:09+00:00

Does he not realise that HE is the product?

Title	👏 👏 thanks for seeing yourself out
Author	RunDJC1111
Upvotes	124
Comments	31
Date	September 24, 2020 3:48 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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