Online dating be like...😂

KelsConditional · 2021-01-19T15:18:21+00:00

I watched this video, didn’t realize what sub I was in and thought “FDS would love this” ☠️

karichar · 2021-01-19T14:58:38+00:00

the part about “you’re gonna have to pick me up” is too accurate lmaooo

Partypuppers · 2021-01-19T15:52:04+00:00

LOLL The "compatibility is key, that's why every three seconds someone finds their match on eHarmony" line killed me at the end 😂😂😂

Isn't this also the same guy who was shared here before? I vaguely seem to remember his face.

Davina33 · 2021-01-19T15:45:09+00:00

I matched with some guy (35) who said “yeah so I’m kinda couch surfing. I just moved here. I also don’t have a car. Do you want to come over and drink wine?” L O L.

I said “Yeah, no.” Unmaaaaaaatched 🗣🗣🗣🗣 THE AUDACITY!!!!!

Caz1542 · 2021-01-19T16:03:43+00:00

Pffft so unrealistic - this guy has actually put on smart clothes, has good grooming, I assume it took some effort to make his hair look like that...

pawg_patrol · 2021-01-19T17:44:15+00:00

I love that he’s in the passenger seat 🤣

ChocolateBiscuit96 · 2021-01-19T17:53:12+00:00

LOOL. One guy I swiped left on had “I don’t have a car, so you better have 1” in his bio. Like sit your entitled self down 🙄

wagonwheel_ · 2021-01-19T16:04:48+00:00

Completely unrelated but this young man looks a lot like Hilary Swank from the side :)

localgirlcult · 2021-01-19T22:05:34+00:00

God he really nailed that crazy bubbling under the surface unhinged vibe.

munakhtyler · 2021-01-19T14:53:18+00:00

Why are modern men worthless? Such a waste of time

_mooness · 2021-01-19T17:30:26+00:00

It’s the hair for me

HoneyBouquet · 2021-01-19T16:52:15+00:00

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spicyspa · 2021-01-20T12:54:13+00:00

Yeah I went out on a date with a guy who had to be picked up by his mother because he lost his driver's license due to a a DUI. I didn't know about it until the end when he said his mother was picking him up. By the way he was in his late 40s.

ClassicDai · 2021-01-19T20:12:03+00:00

This is calling the world out

Hockeygirl420 · 2021-02-09T05:37:59+00:00

Lol not my home state of Delaware hehe 😂😂😂

Ayxmiii · 2021-01-19T18:29:51+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂

shemplives · 2021-01-20T02:15:47+00:00

My ex 😅

Title	Online dating be like...😂
Author	HoneyBouquet
Upvotes	884
Comments	38
Date	January 19, 2021 1:48 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/l0k58h/online_dating_be_like/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/online-dating-be-like.727962 https://theredarchive.com/post/727962

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