Pickmes after being burned by LVMs

shelballama · 2021-07-18T13:00:40+00:00

LMAO girl basically.

All these Reddit posts like "my husband is a great guy, but sometimes he drains my bank account which he hasn't contributed to, without me knowing, which leaves us unable to pay the mortgage. I've put in 117 job applications for him and he refuses to go to the interviews or get therapy. He eats all my food I bought for myself and doesn't help clean. I just love him so much what do I do???!!?!"

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-07-18T14:50:56+00:00

Your average shark has and will continue to contribute way more to our planet than all the NVM in history.

pqrsthrowawayyyyy · 2021-07-18T13:31:03+00:00

To be fair, if it was a real ass shark, I’d probably be of the same opinion. Because a shark isn’t a whole ass sentient being, but a predatory animal. Kind of how like Steve Irwin’s family had a statement asking people to stop killing sting rays after the incident. But LVMs, they are a whole different beast.

mamadgaf · 2021-07-18T17:36:02+00:00

Omg love it.

Also, leave the poor (actual) 🦈🦈🦈 out of it! 😂

Magistraliter · 2021-07-19T00:55:23+00:00

She's probably just high on the gas. Just like pickmes are high on the gas(light).

jupitarianrise · 2021-07-18T12:58:53+00:00

😂😂😂☠️

midwesternwinds · 2021-07-18T14:16:57+00:00

In a nutshell 😂🤦‍♀️

DameSorciere · 2021-07-18T21:09:35+00:00

Damn, I feel called out LOL. We've all been there, trying to give men the benefit of the doubt over and over again...

PinkPetalCdistbeauty · 2021-07-18T14:31:34+00:00

Omg this is the best.

SunflowerinVirgo0903 · 2021-07-18T22:10:04+00:00

Guilty as charged :(

ThrowawayCompassion · 2021-07-19T08:56:17+00:00

A shark is much more valuable and special than a LVM. Considering how scary they are, actual deaths from shark attacks are pretty rare. Men murder women all the time. Usually sharks chomp and let go… Sharks are alphas at the top of the food chain in the ocean and keep the numbers of species of all the feeder fish in check. They are also natural empaths and have organs along their body that detect emotions and stress from animals around them. Some sharks are pretty endangered because of hunting DONE BY LVM who cut the fins off and leave them to die brutal deaths. Men are much scarier to sharks than vice versa and murder them in large numbers to the point of endangering the species.

lol, give me an option between all the abuse from my LVM ex’s or one moment of a shark bite, and I’d be looking at scar creams and wound doctors in 5 seconds

Title	Pickmes after being burned by LVMs
Author	farevvell
Upvotes	1251
Comments	27
Date	July 18, 2021 12:15 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ompfe9/pickmes_after_being_burned_by_lvms/
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