GLO's Cooking Show

jimjackjoe · 2015-08-15T01:32:55+00:00

So you are actually going to have these different types of women do the cooking? Maybe if efficiency is important to you, you should eliminate the involving-other-people part, and host the shows entirely by yourself. It'd make your life way easier. I tell my employees all the time: "most jobs are one-man jobs. don't waste your time coordinating." this is a tried-and-true efficiency improver, believe me.

A while back, there was a post about understanding generalities, and you made a comment about how you recommended rice and chicken as a workout meal via your blog or vlog or something, and someone wrote you a long email about why quinoa is better than rice--they took your rice recommendation extraordinarily literally.

I'd rather hear you explain about that type of shit--how to understand generalities--while you simultaneously crack jokes and cook shit. i'm not that interested in some hot chick cooking all up in my face, to be honest. your main strength is that you are a meathead, yet highly intelligent, and I think you should showcase that in your show.

so you cook rice and relate it to understanding generalities. you cook chicken and explain how chickens are much like betas--locked in a mental cage their entire lives, and existing solely for alphas to feed upon and make themselves stronger. you cook some complex dish with 8 different things bubbling and simmering simultaneously, but you maintain lucid, tranquil frame throughout, and you teach people about the importance of frame--being a panicked fag shall do you no good, even if the crème fresche starts boiling over or whatever. most people also associate eating a ton with being fat/unhealthy, but you are encouraging people to eat a ton, which seems counter intuitive. you relate this to a lesson on the counter-intuitive (by mainstream standards) aspects of red pill--being "emotionally disinterested" in women makes them emotionally interested in you, feminists like to be dominated by strong men, etc etc. you get the gist.

on the other hand, i'm a freak and probably don't represent the mindset of the general population, so it may be best to ignore my advice.

MyLittleAtomBomb · 2015-08-15T00:41:19+00:00

Be the brosciencelife of cuisine.

You'll convey your message better by focusing on humor and marketable phrases.

HumanSockPuppet · 2015-08-15T15:54:42+00:00

Come up with some with some one-liners that'll hammer home the key points of your cooking/life tips. They'll make your advice easy to remember, and they'll become memorable catch-phrases that people identify with you and your brand. Things like:

"Fat doesn't make you fat."

"Want to skeet? Eat meat."

"Spoons and women. Both placed on this Earth to serve you."

"Dessert is for bitches."

They should be concise, aggressive, and brimming with misogynist Red Pill overtones.

Edit: This is in addition to /u/jimjackjoe's suggestion. You should be the star of the show. Maybe have a weekly helper slut (different one each episode), but you should showcase yourself as proof that your system brings results.

letsstartaflamewar · 2015-08-14T23:31:00+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB1_pmOc3zo

Do something like this with better scripting and you'll really have something interesting.

Also, you should consider adopting an online persona. FPSrussia created a massive following by being a fake russian. https://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia

Dom from Broscience had been similarly successful https://www.youtube.com/user/BroScienceLife

Who is your primary market?

DalekJay · 2015-08-15T03:43:53+00:00

Brazilian vs Argentinian meat (bbc or not)

Basic concept of how to eat -> the thing that most people get wrong

Sugar in general

Food and well being

About McDonald's

About every chain restaurant, like you eats some and pro and cons, and add some humor and redpill to it

About Macros

About that diet named xxxxx why is good or bad, a popular with girl the only liquid ones

Detox stuff

BS foods marketing

Breakfast -> optimal for fitness, for your temper

Spicy

Nutrients in general

List goes on and on

I don't think you should have girls all the time, it's costly not every video will worth having than most of the videos could be you talking directly and then the special videos about recipes with the girls, like, if it's weekly only the last one is about recipes the others could be concepts and talks abou let food fitness red pill

Will you have a persona or will be you? - I think a persona is good so you may have a plausible deniability

Good luck man

gregd28 · 2015-08-15T01:38:55+00:00

As long as the writing is good, it should be a funny show. As Woody Allen says, if there's problems with a show it almost always comes down to the writing.

Archwinger · 2015-08-15T21:46:30+00:00

This one's kinda dumb. Or maybe I just don't get the mix of ideas.

When I hunt down recipes and nutrition tips, especially with an eye toward fitness, I'm not looking for sluts and Red Pill advice. Latinas cooking tasty, high protein steaks is unrelated. Slutty women have nothing to do with what I'm looking for this minute.

But I'd be way into cooking shows with hidden lessons like "How to gauge if the slut you're fucking is worth a shit: See if she can handle basic cooking tasks." or "Get your woman used to following your instructions by starting where she sucks -- no, not your dick, the kitchen. Then your dick."

_whistler · 2015-08-14T22:59:41+00:00

Please use the term "strip steak" to maximum capacity.

CruiseCruise · 2015-08-14T22:53:05+00:00

Your goal should be to try to get the chefs so turned on they cant think straight to finish the meal. And do it without physical contact.

The show would be you seducing women trying to teach us to cook shit.

Neeraj84 · 2015-08-15T11:19:36+00:00

He was heavily criticized in his last post, when he was trying to sell his T-Shirts.

Now he is coming up with more ideas to "market my shirts effectively."

Is this Agree and Amplify?

theultmatecad · 2015-08-15T01:06:56+00:00

I think you should partner with established players in the space. If your goals are awareness then you will have an easier road to travel.

If you want to bank coin...that's cool too. It's a tougher slog but Godspeed bro

Yangel · 2015-08-15T05:34:03+00:00

Something with a slow cooker.

DualCamSam · 2015-08-15T11:34:54+00:00

Nothing says alpha like a lion with his two wolf friends at his side and the letter A ROMFLAMAHAHAHAHHA

dr_warlock · 2015-08-14T23:06:07+00:00

All organic meat and eggs. The girls should all be under 21 and have big titties. Time to whoop out the casting couch. Seriously, put ads on craigslist-like sites and have a line up of PYT's audition for the position, like the models in MadMen. I gurantee you'll have a load of young hot girls looking for 'fame' and validation.

Make the girls drop something by 'accident', "oopsy, I'm so clumsy sometimes", then bend over to pick it up slowly and show thier ass in a thong. Make it cheesy, but sexy.

2015-08-15T01:38:38+00:00

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GoldPisseR · 2015-08-15T08:32:26+00:00

Fuck this lunatic piece of shit,I hope he doesn't make a dime.

Zagiggity · 2015-08-15T03:32:19+00:00

I understand the use for cheeky humor but I trust that content will remain king. I'd personally love to see an episode dedicated to in-between meal snacks: rice, salads, fruit, etc. Those are always my crux.

mattblissett · 2015-08-15T11:40:35+00:00

Look at nigella lawson and how she sexualises cooking but keeping it entirely deadpan. Then flip it to accommodate and advance your approach. It's a great idea and I wish you every success.

SephiXen · 2015-08-17T03:01:01+00:00

You've gone from Red Pill Prodigy to sell out, but I won't knock your hustle.

I helped write a few episodes for Epic Meal Time. Their main thing was coming up with a kickass "dish" if you could call it that, coming up with a catch, and then adding any decently attention-getting embellishment. For the gentleman episode it was hot chicks in formal dresses, for the Cthulu episode it was Deadmau5.

If you have good dishes and good information, filling in the blanks from there is extremely easy. Have fun trying to juggle having an LTR and throwing attractive women into the mix with this shit though, that's going to generate some fights I would love to be a fly on the wall for.

Dueperdue · 2015-08-17T09:51:29+00:00

I think /u/GayLubeOil is the biggest troll this community has ever seen. Sooner or later he'll be like "those dumb fucks, buying my shirts and shit".

Let me grab my popcorn.

logan- · 2015-08-15T01:09:36+00:00

shit post. just advertisement. why the fuck is this allowed here

Emporian · 2015-08-14T23:56:15+00:00

You could get some blondes, let them wear a "dirndl" and get them drunk on german beer while baking some pretzels and shit. Protein pretzels

ItIsMyPrivilege · 2015-08-14T22:55:15+00:00

Beta eating habits? you're not talking about my pizza, chips, beer, fro yo, mac n cheese, and all my other staples of a good, as stated in elite daily, "manly diet"? Because the buzzfeed tells me I must eat like a man to get that heavily sought after dad bod, because we all know the number one thing womenz need is to feel safe and secure when they are with me.

Safe and secure of what? Oh safe and secure of me oppressing other women. If I look like shit, how could she possibly dread me leaving her for another womanz?? Dad bod is great, she doesn't need to feel that way...

Fuck. That. Shit. I'll drink my crazy brocolli/kale shakes and eat pounds of steak, get some rice on my lifting days and go nearly paleo on my off days to try and keep that lean physique.

Get gains or go fuck ya mutha, diet is like 90% of it. If not more.

Semper_I · 2015-08-14T23:03:32+00:00

There's Protein in Pussy juice right ?

GayLubeOil · 2015-08-15T01:27:32+00:00

Indian women cooking Turkey

I hope you do this the way I think you will. Top kek.

Solitary_Wolf · 2015-08-15T12:59:11+00:00

ive got a friend that has his own fitness orientated food channel. i wont link it but its called "finest fitness food". he just gets straight to the point, lays out the ingredients and shows you how to cook it and then tells you all the macros.

he's on a year long study programme but said he was gonna get back to making more videos when he gets home.

rporion · 2015-08-14T22:47:26+00:00

Well, just saying, this (http)://amazingribs.com is your competition.

One man, alone, with his grill, and his expert knowledge of all things meat related...

pedler · 2015-08-17T05:21:27+00:00

I dont mind the self promotion, but is this really the place for posting softcorn Porn videos? Because lets face it, that's exactly what this is. Nobody is going to watch this for recipes.

hohamocha · 2015-08-17T15:16:24+00:00

Please feed my starving muscle children. They scream for steak and chicken.

Adolf_ghandi · 2015-08-17T21:00:28+00:00

If I want to get swole I will rather watch a swole dude cook then some bitch that can't lift half my weight. Same goes for the gym. If the trainers are fat or bitch boys then you waste your time there.
Wear a kitchen apron that says: "Kiss the cook kill the wife!" That will piss off all the people you don't want there in the first place.
Please keep the bitches out it would only ruin the great content by distracting my view

2015-08-15T12:11:56+00:00

I want to see a sexy Jewish bitch cook some pork.

csehszlovakze · 2015-08-15T19:43:15+00:00

Tip on shirts: make some black ones with white pattern.

FueledByHerbs · 2015-08-15T06:15:11+00:00

RED PILL COOKING SHOW

GET THIS, WE TAKE NUTRITION AND GOOD EATING, MAYBE A LITTLE STEROID TUTORIALS, MAKE IT SUPER FUNNY, IM TALKING JOKES ALL DAY, AND THEN WE GET HOT BITCHES TO HOST. THIS IS LIKE A WELL THOUGHT OUT IDEA PITCHED TO A SUPER NICHE MARKET. "ASIAN GIRLS AND TERIYAKI CHICKEN" THIS IS SOME HIGH BROW SHIT MAN. BUY MY SHIRT, WE'RE TAKIN THE MARKET. WE GOT THIS SHIT ON LOCK YOU KNOW BRO. HELL YEAH TYPE IN ALL CAPS CUZ THATS WHAT MACHO MEN DO. FUCK YEAH

PantsonFire1234 · 2015-08-15T15:06:10+00:00

Not to appear defensive but as a 75 kilo 5'10 guy I fail to understand how 70 kilos amounts to a failure in alpha/red pillery.

I play football (soccer) and do MMA on the side competitively. If I go over this weight I will be outplayed by anyone with more speed/length or explosiveness.

Perhaps I'll shift some weight to my core, blaze my legs and arms for more athleticism. I still don't plan exceeding 75kg. Should I enter a specific army program that challenges overall fitness- than maybe I will aim for 80kg.

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't give people bad advice simply because "70kilo's is for pussies". Imagine the 5'9 guy running around with more weight. It would look ridiculous and lacks any athletic function except for kamikaze running backs.

r_hr · 2015-08-15T00:52:15+00:00

I can make a jingle for you - record voice, make music from scratch, and do all the necessary stuff all the way to the finished product. I left a message in your inbox.

DalekJay · 2015-08-15T03:50:24+00:00

...and when you get a dry spell of ideas, ways you may do a q&A, and subjects on indirect linked to your YouTube channel theme

Redasshole · 2015-08-15T08:30:57+00:00

I wouldn't film sluts everytime. It's your show. Add sluts from time to time to create a surprise because if you put sluts every time it will have no interest. Think about the excitation when you release a new video "so are there sluts in this one?". It will save you money and it could give you more possibilities, like "ok guys today it's just you and I", create a feeling of male space and no BS straight talk like most men had never had with their fathers. This way you can be fun (sluts) or serious (go try to have serious bro talk with sluts dancing...).

You could also interact a little with the sluts and show subtle rp tenet (command respect, respond to a shit test from time to time, show dominance by telling them to do something...), it would add an interesting part to the show and, more importantly, it would give a boner to all the beta blue pill who secretely fantasize about doing that kind of thing.

I can do a google research and find basic nutritional advice. What you have to offer is rp concepts, advices about nutrition that are not widely spread (destroying the myths..) and some fun.

You said yourself most of the people you skiped were college/university students. Why not trying some "recipes for broke students"?

the99percent1 · 2015-08-15T11:01:23+00:00

How's ur interviewing skills GLO? If so, definitely include some elements of it into the show..

kinda how Gordon Ramsay does on his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbYmhE5zUvY

and make it RP specific. Best of luck!

TheRedPhil · 2015-08-15T15:59:03+00:00

Looking forward to it.

How about you make episodes about good and bad food in general too? Knowing what I can cook to have gains is great, but breakfast, dinner and supper are not the only meals in the day. I'll probably want some snack inbetween, so getting to know what I can buy and not completely butcher my body would be great.

aa223 · 2015-08-15T16:26:20+00:00

This sounds like a great idea. It could be sluts or even you cooking with your foreign accent. Either way, it is possible and it sounds like you can potentially have a niche following. However, you will also need to poll your own resources and prepare a back up in case this falls apart but since you seem to aggressively promote yourself which isn't a bad thing in this case then it should be alright. I look forward to seeing something like this on youtube and be careful since we know feminists will try to flag your video as promoting hate speech.

Also, fuck you for using that video as an example. It was cringeworthy as hell and no person should have to witness this thing.

stolidfact · 2015-08-15T16:54:28+00:00

Flip the idea. Instead of one concept/country per show, focus on an ingredient and cover it at length in terms of its relationship to fitness. For example, Heston used this idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03h5T_tiyx0 . And create a template for all the shows using the classic 5-act play structure.

redpillcynic · 2015-08-15T09:15:24+00:00

I don't have time for TV. Maybe you can condense your clips into an app, where users input their dietary preferences, goals etc, and you give suggestions?

Title	GLO's Cooking Show
Author	GayLubeOil
Upvotes	44
Comments	75
Date	August 14, 2015 10:40 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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