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[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FISH HATE HIM BECAUSE OF THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK
[–]psycho-logical 46 points47 points48 points 13 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Are you breaking open glow sticks, pouring the contents onto the balls and then hitting them into a lake? Please don't do that. The shit inside glow sticks is toxic or acidic and is awful for anything living. Source: I killed plants by pouring glow stick juice on them as a child.
[–]ajmmin 12 points13 points14 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I was thinking the same thing. Apparently they have a fairly low toxicity. As long as you're careful everything should be alright. This sounds like a fun idea!
[–]Kache_20 points 13 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you absolutely sure that fish won't get harmed from the tiny bit of phenol? I don't know, if I think I'm doing harm to the fishes my man heart will break.
[–]ajmmin 5 points6 points7 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know, but I'm assuming that this amount of phenol is negligible and would be diluted quickly. I'd think that we should be more worried about major sources of pollutants (such as factory and farm runoff) than a few phenol-covered golf balls.
[–]bhaze 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It appears to have relatively low acute (short-term) and chronic (long-term) toxicity.... Animal studies have reported developmental and reproductive effects from oral exposure." Source: http://www.epa.gov/ttnatw01/hlthef/di-n-but.html
I dunno, as an environmental science major planning to become a field biologist and having quite a bit of volunteer experience with Fish & Game, BLM, and other agencies; having seen all the destruction on my local wildlife reserves and as marginal as this may be, I can't say I'm for it...
But it is a damned good date idea, haha.
[–]TheSadNick 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was a young scout I cut open a glowstick and it went 2 meters into my friends eyes. He had to go to the hospital and use some salt-water solution for his eyes for four weeks. That shit is dangerous.
[–]User_0 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That stuff isn't dangerous. Just keep it out of your eyes. That's when it gets unpleasant.
[–]MultiSuccess 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
this. When I was a kid I tried to snap it open and it got in my eye, even though I was wearing glasses. It was one of those moments where I was sure I was going to go blind
[–]User_0 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was on the other end of the 'getting glowstick splashed in the eye' I felt really bad because my friend was screaming. A lot.
[–]MultiSuccess 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh yeah it feels like someone is biting your eye for a few seconds, but then its feels like your eye balls are in a test tube, floating around and getting swollen and your vision getting blurry.
[–]psycho-logical 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I meant more for the environment.
[–]User_0 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I noticed that.
[–]waterskier2007 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you are worried about the environment you can just get glow in the dark golf balls. They sell them all over the place. Granted it takes away from the frugal part of this date idea, but maybe your conscience would be clean
[–]Southy97 -4 points-3 points-2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a man ya just gatta say "fuck the earth" to fuck the gal. Giver Boys!
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why PM you for more ideas, just post em please.
This is a good one.
as for the environment, you dont have to hit them into a lake. just night golfing anywhere random sounds fun.
[–]no-competition 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe I should let you in on my secret. I actually did it for a long time without understanding it, but it works every time. Pick a simple date, any date, and make it a surprise. Or similar, a secret. And if it's a food place, you can just say you have reservations. People are more turned on by the idea of you thinking about them enough to make "a surprise" than if you just gave it to them.
There's one way in particular that is great. I had the opportunity to be near a great sight seeing place, so it was easy to coordinate, but basically, I would have her close her eyes, hold my hand, and follow me. I wouldn't do it for more than five minutes, but a good three minute walk with her closing her eyes, holding your hand, and listening to your voice is a already a lot of emotion. Then, she's mystified by the the surprise, why and what's going to happen. Either way, it's never not made a girl happy. I mean HAPPY.
[–]mybalzich14 points 13 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
All set. Now I just need to find a .... lake! Where can I buy that?
[–]VMikeL 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is great, really original, really simple. I would, and I'm sure the whole community would appreciate seeing organised thoughts of what other creative genius you have up there.
[–]Andrewwwwwwwwww 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't wait to show up at the lake and find 3 sets of people shooting glow in the dark golf balls!
[–]squattincassanova3 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always take girls to comedy shows. Its really for my own entertainment because comedy is awesome. Most of the time the jokes turn sexual so its easy for me to transition to that topic.
[–]b204257 7 points8 points9 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
One of my favorites is to do the three part date. Like drinks, walk then back to watch a movie at my place. Though if the walk is a drive I will buy 2 waterguns and fill em up to put in the trunk. Then on the way back stop at the park and pop the trunk and tell her she should go to the trunk and then find me.
It always works for me. She always end up having a good time and you just made her wet (get it lol) but its ok i let her borrow some of my clothes ;) Who doesn't like a watergun fight?
[–]Granpafunk 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So you put both guns in the trunk...
[–]b204257 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This isn't that hard guys... lol yes both guns in the trunk. its a surprise. You tell her to go to the trunk and then hop out yourself real quick and grab a gun and run off.
[–]Granpafunk 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're not that hard.
[–]b204257 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am when she's at my place after the water gun fight ;)
[–]eskimoboytim 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't know if anyone is done this before. But go on test drives with date. Pretend you guys are people you're not. Role play, come up with a different idea of who you are each dealership. Test drive expensive cars, and pretend you both own an oil company, or what ever. Its fun and spontaneous.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did this with a friend of mine in HS, we pretended to be brothers of rich parents about to get cars for graduating. We test drove Bmws and Mercedes and muscle cars all day. I can see this being awesome with a chick.
[–]nittutt 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks! the Glow in the dark sticks was original ;)
[–]Reckless911 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're brilliant, i love to know more, make a list of your most memorable date ideas please!
[–]rjrocklan 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Star gazing is a great, and cheap, first date. You, a girl, a blanket, and the night sky.
R.J. Rocklan
[–]-RobotDeathSquad- 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not in the city :(
[–]kingofspoonerisms 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude I do night golfing all the time, albeit normally with dudes and a case of beer but I've always wanted to bring a date there. This is just added motivation to now!
[–]4tehlulz0rs 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could it possibly kill anything in the lake though? Ducks turtles? etc etc.
[–]ovi1340 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds fun, can you share your other ideas as well? What I usually do is going to a nearby park, also pretty effective. At some point you just have to use the bathroom and therefore have to go to my place.
[–]Jaricho 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I could be mistaken but, golf-clubs are not particular cheap now are they?
[–]BianchiBMX 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hunt goodwills/thrift shops. You're bound to find at least one-two usable clubs
[–]Jaricho 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes nice tip, thanks.
[–]korky1318 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
junkyard mate.
[–]Granpafunk -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh krikey! that's what everyone does with your mother mate!
[–]Janglez515 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
U can find an old set for cheap. Unless the chick is way into golf (doubtful) she won't know. Same for golfballs soon r expensive but if u try u can get shit ton for cheap.
Alright, interesting. I will give it a go just because it is nice to have.
[–]choc_is_back 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
[–]scottocs 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought you were going to say you hop a fence and go night putt-putting with glow-in-the-dark painted golf balls. I think I'll do this sometime soon since there's a putt-putt course in my small town.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey Shefster, I gotta ask: Glow sticks, when cracked, are filled with broken glass. Isn't this kind of unsafe? And do you just cut the glowsticks open?
[–]Gwarek2 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So what, you use like regular glowsticks, crack 'em, cut 'em open and pour the glowstuff in a bag filled with golfballs?
[–]popx20041 points 13 years ago [recovered] (11 children) | Copy Link
I am curious as to how you came up with this fine dating idea sir?
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[–]pprstrt 11 points12 points13 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the fuck else have you done?
[–]ritipo 6 points7 points8 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What else have you done?
[–]therooster96 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Snowfiddler 5 points6 points7 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my God, what else have you done?!
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[–]Maliciouz 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'll be the first to ask: What do you use the plastic bag for?
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[–]Maliciouz 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ahhhh! I see, thank you for sharing this awesome date idea with us :D ......now that we got that out of the way......MORE! :D :D (please)
[–]whaddupmarge -2 points-1 points0 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Um, this isn't good for the environment.
[–]Andrewwwwwwwwww 8 points9 points10 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
stfu Toby
[–]Seddit_Only -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this all sounds fun, but my trouble is this: How do I initiate these dates?
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