There have been too many love children born of a condom that, oops, had a hole poked in it to make that "mistake." "You'd be amazed," says a former Fly Girl I met in Houston, "how many women I know who actually do that. Because let's face it, if you get pregnant, your life is made."

VelocityRD · 2012-11-04T22:21:54+00:00

Aaaaand that's why if you're aiming to not have a kid, supply your own condoms and make damn sure nobody can tamper with them.

CaptainPriceThatAss · 2012-11-04T22:05:05+00:00

Because let's face it, if you get pregnant, your life is made

I thought being a single mother is the hardest job ever, as you're broke and left to fend for yourself......

IAMAHIPO_ocolor · 2012-11-05T00:41:54+00:00

Reading this...

I am terrified that people think like this. Not talking about MR right now, that people would make it their dream to fuck an NBA player. What in the actual fuck?

Do people really not give a single fuck about higher achievements in life? Is it really all just blind, impulsive hedonism? Whatever happened to discipline, or seeking wisdom or power or knowledge?

I mean, you might not need to be an intellectual or whatever, but just think. Do I really want to spend my time on this earth chasing dick? Is this what I want to be? What the fuck???

MockingDead · 2012-11-04T21:21:53+00:00

Had an ex that tried that shit.

firex726 · 2012-11-04T21:43:41+00:00

For those curious, The Doubletree is pretty nice hotel, not luxury but if you have a chance to, stay there.

Also in Hotel-Speak, and "extra pillow" means send up a hooker.

Nepene · 2012-11-04T23:30:05+00:00

That is rather cruel and sick and I dislike that women would lie to their partners like that.

It explains why so many pregnancies happen while the two are using contraceptives.

occupythekitchen · 2012-11-05T01:58:46+00:00

This girl I messed with for a while would always tell me the insane things her mom did (including how she poked a hole in her dad's condom so he would marry her). Anyways the closer we got the more I realized that she was the same kind of crazy as her mom.

rodgercattelli · 2012-11-05T03:48:22+00:00

The reality of this situation extends beyond just NBA groupies, and it is highly unfortunate that it is tolerated among some women. But just like any situation where someone can take advantage of you, it's always best to take your precautions.

rebuildingMyself · 2012-11-05T05:56:49+00:00

Always bring your own condoms to the party. I can't believe this isn't taught in sex ed.

actanonverba8 · 2012-11-05T03:35:32+00:00

Empowered and independent as long as a man or the government keeps sending the checks.

InfinitelyThirsting · 2012-11-05T01:01:32+00:00

Don't be shy. One thing that has become more common since the Kobe case, says Brenda, is the bodyguard-chaperoned encounter. Watching isn't new. But these days, for a player to have his security guy or his boys hang around to watch isn't just kinky, it's smart business.

Well if anyone wants good second hand info on the Kobe incident I got it.

Guards outside, and it was consensual until...

He had her over a chair and then slipped it out and into her anus without consent and she was not into it. Insert all the fillers of witnesses and what went down and now it will all make sense if you care.

This article reeks of how both genders play each other and how this can have terrible effects when a "local" that doesn't know the expectations can get harmed. She was by all standards raped but this article makes it sound like guards have to watch now because of her, specifically.

However, because of the culture of women thinking I can get money too, it does have a point. Sorry to straddle the fence for MR it's just this shit is sick and fucking hate organized sports and other celebrity crap cause of it.

duglock · 2012-11-05T14:18:08+00:00

and a list of special additions to the in-room dining menu (buffalo wings and jalapeño poppers).

I found this sentence hilarious.

Kaelteth · 2012-11-05T15:16:22+00:00

I unfortunately know a woman that did this to a friend.

Never ever give a woman physical control to your condom supply. Or use one she provides. Always carry your own.

InfinitelyThirsting · 2012-11-05T17:03:43+00:00

I've read comments from women who say men are paranoid and deluded if they think women go around sticking holes in Condoms but I've known women who have done this! I don't think it is that rare.

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