Really disgusting "funny" circumcision story

Ma99ie · 2012-03-06T19:24:02+00:00

Obviously, what women think of how a penis looks is overridingly inmportant in the decision.

digusting.

Alanna · 2012-03-06T18:37:26+00:00

You know, I got in a lot of trouble, some months back, for protesting the selective editing of a quote from a female mohel talking about how empowered she felt performing a bris. I find women like this SO much worse.

otter111a · 2012-03-06T21:33:07+00:00

Her "winning argument" that their choice should be based on some unknown future woman's preferences is about the weakest and saddest thing I have ever read. I would hope that their son could find someone to accept him "as is" What is it saying about their gender that they can't even think to give a man a completely fulfilling experience if his body isn't modified to their specifications.

Could you imagine the absolute outrage that would occur if a man suggested to his wife that some procedure had to be done at birth so that a future unknown man would accept her?

34Mbit · 2012-03-06T19:07:24+00:00

Wait, wait wait. If I get a circumcision, does that mean I can stop washing my cock every morning in the shower, and still be clean down there?

I'm booking my appointment already!

PuppyPuppies · 2012-03-06T22:11:57+00:00

Reading that story was incredibly disturbing. I can vaguely understand feeling strongly about circumcision if you're religious... but she's not?! (Not saying that it is justified if you're religious, just that I can understand the reasoning.)

“If you ever want your son to get a blow job — circumcise him.”

This line was where I lost it. Imagine someone trying to justify female circumcision because it feels better when a guy puts his dick inside a woman. Sickening.

ATI_nerd · 2012-03-06T21:07:09+00:00

This is the authors actual blog

clockworkgirl21 · 2012-03-06T23:49:29+00:00

"Womens' preference" is the argument that most pisses me off. Women's feelings on the issue shouldn't mean shit when it comes to male circumcision.

2012-03-06T23:54:46+00:00

When I had my son I was young (well 19) and there was a LOT of pressure from my family to have him circumcised.
They offered to pay for it, tried to convince me that it was cleaner, more normal, etc. while, the whole time, I was arguing that it's mutalation, not any more dirty etc. I have a really big family and everyone (especially my mum and grandmother) were giving me a hard time about it.
The one person who wasn't was my dad, he was great and backed me up the whole time. Thanks dad.
I didn't, and never would, circumsise my boy.

iMADEthis2post · 2012-03-06T23:18:47+00:00

I get plenty of blowjobs. Disappointed with the father. As for the mother "This is what a man should look like." It would be a real shame if someone found her and mutilated her genitalia, She doesn't really need that clitoris after all or the sexual pleasure that comes with it.

kmmeerts · 2012-03-06T23:22:44+00:00

This is, by far, the worst circumcision story I have ever read. It quite literally drives me to tears how this woman can defend circumcision with such a weak and sexist argument. Not to mention that she insinuates that all uncut men care so little about their hygiene that they can't get blowjobs.

pjwork · 2012-03-06T18:39:32+00:00

Because blow jobs didn't exist before circumcision? Why did you post this article, all it will do is make me rage.

This woman didn't even have a reason for circumcising the child...

Her reason was basically: "I've already decided I want it done, and despite the fact that I have no reasoning behind that decision I will have it no other way."

This woman is disgusting.

chavelah · 2012-03-06T18:39:51+00:00

Wow.

WOW.

I realize that it makes no sense to be ashamed to be Jewish just because this vapid bitch is also Jewish. But WOW. The big ritual mutilation party 8 days after your son is born would be painful and difficult for YOU? Because you'd have to deal with the caterer and you wouldn't fit in your fucking skinny jeans?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaugh.

deadcat · 2012-03-06T23:30:28+00:00

What is it with all these stupid women I keep reading about who abuse their sons by cutting them up for no reason. Bloody hell.

memymineown · 2012-03-06T19:34:53+00:00

If you don't like what she is saying, please go tell her that on her site. Not here.

artistsjoke · 2012-03-07T00:50:54+00:00

The lady needs to be explained that her son won't be getting a blowjob from her. Does she really thinks that majority of intact guys around the world don't get blowjobs?

What about her beefy vagina? Is she gonna consider labiaplasty to role model for future girls? What if in the future the tables will turn and girls will have coming-of-age ritual to undergo labiaplasty because culturally we are gonna mock women with beefy labias.

Why are people debating hypothetical future sex lives of their infants? They haven't even spoken their first word.

2012-03-06T22:42:58+00:00

Argh, it's things like this where I have to remind myself to not downvote simply because the article pissed me off.

fascistgases · 2012-03-06T20:27:41+00:00

What a worthless human being.

2012-03-06T20:35:01+00:00

Barbarian!

25 years, no parole for ritual genital mutilation.

Dudel135 · 2012-03-07T01:02:02+00:00

To me, this the supreme male rights issue. Women feel pressured to wear revealing outfits and wear too much make up? Men get a piece of anatomy chopped off because bitches like this have gotten used to how penises look when they've been mutilated at birth! How's that for pressure to conform to a standard!?

sigtrap · 2012-03-06T22:59:12+00:00

As if perpetuating the genital mutilation double standard wasn't enough:

I don’t even have a penis (if you don’t count the one I keep in my nightstand)

You go girl! (see: sex toy equality)

Rozeline · 2012-03-07T03:25:15+00:00

Fuck you and everything about you, woman. I hope your son reads this and resents you and sends you to one of those shitty nursing homes where the nurses beat you and leave you to sit in your soiled diapers until you get a horrible infection and die. It'd be fitting for an inhuman bitch like you.

OK, I have no idea why this story pissed me off so much, because it's not even the worst I've read on the subject. But goddammit, I have never wanted to punch someone in the face as much as I do now.

And fuck her husband too. He's just as horrible for letting her have her way. He's the boy's father, that means it's his goddamned job to protect him.

magickmarker · 2012-03-07T23:23:06+00:00

This is fucked up on every level there is...my fiance LOVES to go down on me with my foreskin...it gives her something to play with. The woman who wrote this article needs to be hung, drawn, and quartered...

I feel horrible for her son.

ChemicalRascal · 2012-03-07T01:55:10+00:00

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Piss_Marks_MY_Spot · 2012-03-07T02:44:06+00:00

I'm uncut and every girl I've slept with has given me head.. This argument is stupid, it should be the kid's choice

IPGDVFT · 2012-03-07T04:52:17+00:00

The only thing that I want to say to her is it might be her son, but it's his body.

Irrel_M · 2012-03-07T07:35:51+00:00

"Jewish"

You really should expect this by now.

Frigguggi · 2012-03-07T21:15:29+00:00

It's appalling how she gives away the ending of The Usual Suspects without a spoiler alert.

Seriously though, while circumcision shouldn't be a given, it's not the end of the world. Plenty of men who were snipped without their consent have managed to live happy, productive lives in spite of it. It's not as big a deal as that.

And yes, I'm a man, I was circumcised, I was not consulted on the matter, and it hasn't ruined my life.

2012-03-06T23:54:27+00:00

I think she made the right decision but for completely the wrong reason. Still good to see that even Atheist Jews feel a calling to fulfil commandments.

Title	Really disgusting "funny" circumcision story
Author	memymineown
Upvotes	50
Comments	49
Date	March 6, 2012 6:07 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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