How to Get Pregnant without Him Knowing

fonetiklee · 2012-02-18T20:02:21+00:00

Asking how to get pregnant without him knowing may have legal and moral implications, but it can also bring about desired results. Hopefully you have a well thought out plan for the future if you are not married, and if you are, there must be a good reason for not wanting him to know.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

Is this some kind of sick satire?

HolyCounsel · 2012-02-18T20:17:41+00:00

I looked everywhere for a sign that this site was a satire, but they make no effort to be funny. That makes this one of the most disgusting things I seen in some time.

I will spend some time later trying to find out who is responsible for this.

SilencingNarrative · 2012-02-18T20:11:48+00:00

An interesting example of people not caring about mens reproductive rights, treating men as a sperm and financial bank.

Scott2508 · 2012-02-18T20:22:24+00:00

i love the fact that child support was mentioned, nothing like priorities ladies ...

Tustiel · 2012-02-18T22:37:47+00:00

You think that's bad? Go and type into google "how to secretly" and see what the first auto-fill result is.

shogun26 · 2012-02-18T19:55:46+00:00

Message sent:

I can't believe you have a page that effectively condones women getting pregnant without the knowledge of her partner.

I am absolutely disgusted and outraged.

filthyvictorian · 2012-02-18T21:26:57+00:00

This is disgusting. Manipulating someone into having a child with you without their consent is a good way to show that person how little you respect them. The lack of concern for the man's rights in this article is appalling.

daerrm · 2012-02-19T00:32:23+00:00

as a woman I would like to say WHAT THE FUCK

Chartone · 2012-02-18T21:25:28+00:00

fuck everything about this

haackedc · 2012-02-18T22:45:50+00:00

This should be a criminal offense...

Heterohabilis · 2012-02-18T23:33:44+00:00

Where's the follow-up article on how to put oral contraceptives in her breakfast cereal?

DuchessofYanks · 2012-02-18T22:06:00+00:00

So this article is blatantly telling women how to lie and manipulate their partners? Seriously what the fuck is that shit? If the tables were turned and an article came out saying, "How to get her pregnant without telling her" and one of the ways would be to poke holes in the condom, people would be trying to get the site shut down.

The thing that sickens me the most is that this is seen as socially acceptable.

edit: grammar

2012-02-18T22:22:27+00:00

Sometimes lying about the date of your last period helps if he questions "Is it safe?" While this might be an unethical approach (...)

Which one of these isn't unethical?

Guns-Cats-andRonPaul · 2012-02-19T01:39:21+00:00

Is this for real, holy shit. I'm sure glad I'm gay.

ajleece · 2012-02-18T21:45:46+00:00

Disgusting.

MRMRising · 2012-02-18T20:39:49+00:00

Whether you are looking to surprise your husband with the good news or simply want a child to raise on your own, there are several steps you can take to make that happen.

Why not do the responsible thing and TALK to him first!!! Oh wait, if he does not go along with your decision, you can divorce him and file for Child Support anyway.

bashobt · 2012-02-19T01:03:45+00:00

Great article! Did you see other ones?

How to get a paycheck for 18 years.

How and When to Cry Rape to Get What You Want.

Physical Abuse. Why it's ok for you to do what ever you want but if he even yells at you he should be locked up.

Ikirys · 2012-02-18T21:48:57+00:00

How to not get her pregnant:

Step 1: use a condom

Step 2: don't stick your dick in crazy

*NOTE: * this only works if you follow both steps.

2012-02-19T00:57:11+00:00

The decision to have a baby should always be mutual between the father and the mother, but there may be times when a woman chooses to become pregnant without his knowledge.

I think the editors of the site should look up what the word "always" means, because it doesn't mean what they think it does. My stomach literally churned while reading this. This site has taken steps that couple could use to help them conceive and made it into an extortion racket.

aetheralloy · 2012-02-19T08:48:17+00:00

... but /SRS says this doesn't happen? They make fun of the notion that there are women trying to get pregnant against men's wishes!

ARE YOU SAYING /SRS IS WRONG????

420Qween · 2012-02-19T09:53:22+00:00

As a lady, this is beyond fucked.

NiceIce · 2012-02-19T02:53:18+00:00

As a woman, I find this fucking appalling and straight up selfish.

I actually have a story about something similar to this,
when I was 16 I had this friend, and she constantly complained about being lonely. Then one day, she gets a boyfriend, i'm all happy for her and whatnot, until she lays this bomb on me.. Here's how the conversation went.

"I really want a baby.."

"You're like 17, No you don't, think about it."

"Yeah I do! I love kids, and I just want something to love me unconditionally, i'm moving into my boyfriend's house, he has a steady job, it'll be great!" (her EXACT fucking words)

"But you DON'T have one, You're not even an adult, or even out of highschool!"

"I'm going to be a house wife and get unemployment checks"

"You can't be serious.. Does he even know?"

"Not yet.. But I punched holes in all these condoms though, i'll tell him when it happens."
-takes them out of her bag and shows me them-

I stopped talking to her afterwards, but not until after the fact that she told me she had two boyfriends at the same time that she was having unprotected sex with to have a baby.

Girls are so fucked up sometimes. I'm so sorry men.

smacbeats · 2012-02-18T22:42:28+00:00

I probably don't stand a chance, but I'm going to see if I can take the site down..

TexasWrecks · 2012-02-19T01:45:15+00:00

My letter to the website:

The article "how to get pregnant without him knowing" is reckless and clearly not for informational purposes.

First of all, anyone that can't figure this out on their own shouldn't be having babies. Second, men have legal obligations to their children and should be included in this decision.

How do you reconcile this with motherhood?

Child: "mommy, how was I made?" Mother: "through lies, misdirection, scheming, and a sabotaged condom"

With disgust, TexasWrecks

I urge you to contact them through their website until, possibly, their email server fails.

2012-02-19T05:51:23+00:00

Unfortunately, there are legal ramifications to lying which you might want to consider. If it can be proven in a court of law that you purposely set out to get pregnant without his knowledge, it may be impossible to get child support in some states as well as in some other countries.

Yeah, it'd be horrible if she couldn't have his wages garnished after lying to him to get pregnant.

sickb · 2012-02-19T03:54:19+00:00

I'm looking for the follow up article: "How to raise a child with a father who wishes you would die".

Esteam · 2012-02-19T00:56:34+00:00

And then, when you're broke, just look at our other article: "How to Fuck Him Over, again, without Him Knowing!"

atypicalgamergirl · 2012-02-19T00:58:06+00:00

Even if that site is just an attention-getting site deliberately seeded with controversial material designed in order to get maximum clicks on the site, the idea of the material is reprehensible.

I see this blatant trickery as a form of rape, punishable by prison time, and automatic irrevocable loss of maternal parental rights. The father would be offered parental rights should he want them, with the option of full custody and full child support benefits, but if he declined - the child would be adopted out to loving parents.

If the maternal family wanted custody, they would be awarded such under the following conditions: the father would be legally absolved of any and all parental responsibility, and no child support from the father would be sought or awarded. Under penalty of law, the maternal family would be held to abide by the stipulations set by the father concerning any and all contact. A medical history would be provided by request only to be released to an attending physician, and protected from further use under existing privacy laws.

No child should have to be raised by a mother who would be so manipulative and deceptive in general, nor should any man be held responsible for having to pay support for a child that was conceived with deliberate trickery in mind.

I hope that by the time my son is old enough to be in sexual relationships, that a safe and effective male birth control will be on the market.

In_Armor · 2012-02-19T02:06:57+00:00

Stop treating me like an object, I have feelings too!! Finally get to say that back..

riotingchimps · 2012-02-19T03:31:51+00:00

fucking garbage. we absolutely have to reform alimony and child support laws. Fuck.

sam723 · 2012-02-19T04:58:58+00:00

wow. first, also disgusted that that exists on what looks to be a totally legit site. Threw up in my mouth a little.

also... what kind of a moron needs a website to figure that out? Want to be deceptive and steal what's not yours? First... lie. Second... slight of ... er, womb? unbelievable...

NoLongerRedditLurkin · 2012-02-19T06:39:44+00:00

"The decision to have a baby should always be mutual between the father and the mother, but there may be times when a woman chooses to become pregnant without his knowledge."

Explain to me how anyone, man or woman could write a sentence with that many flawed, irresponsible contradictions. Nevermind the moral abomination this article puts out, how can a person write that a decision "should always be mutual between the father and the mother" and then go on to explain in detail how to make it a unilateral decision using deceitful tactics? The author even states later how this is "an unethical approach." But thank god the author took the time to point out the potential legal pratfalls of lying. Because really, in a decision to bring a kid into the world, aren't the legal ramifications for the mother's deceit the most important consideration? Unbelievable.

altxatu · 2012-02-19T14:51:44+00:00

So if sex without consent is rape would a pregnancy without consent be some form of sexual assault, or rape? Actually now that I think about it. There was a Law and Order SVU episode about this where John Stamos was getting loads of woman pregnant on purpose without their knowledge. He was labeled a "reproductive abuser." So clearly these woman are also reproductive abusers.

Sashanmidoh · 2012-02-19T00:43:04+00:00

Such a pity that you have to have a license to drive an auto or carry a firearm in most cases. But none is required to procreate.

davidmoore · 2012-02-18T22:24:58+00:00

I'm trying to determine a situation in which it's okay for a woman to bear a child where communication with the father isn't necessary and nothing is coming to mind.

sublimechaos · 2012-02-18T22:29:55+00:00

This is fucked up

HuricaneRetarded · 2012-02-19T00:16:13+00:00

I feel bad for the kid.

2012-02-19T02:44:00+00:00

What the fuck

MrSparkle666 · 2012-02-19T02:52:08+00:00

With the way the current legal system is set up, this basically amounts to the ethical equivalent to extortion. Women who do this are basically lying and tricking men out of many thousands of dollars of their income for a large portion of their lives. It's absolutely disgusting and should be viewed that way by society.

The-Lifeguard · 2012-02-19T02:57:17+00:00

Step 6. Demand alimony when he leaves you.
Because let's be serious.....it's the worst surprise you can give a guy if you're not trying.

Clairewalsh · 2012-02-19T04:42:23+00:00

It's the child that loses the most in the whole situation!

Pinchersofperil · 2012-02-19T05:21:18+00:00

This makes me sick.

2012-02-19T05:47:18+00:00

Fuck this page all to Hell.

clockworkgirl21 · 2012-02-19T06:06:25+00:00

Well, I say we all find the comments page and bitch at them.

2012-02-19T06:44:51+00:00

This is fucked up.

MrJMaxted0291 · 2012-02-19T08:19:33+00:00

This is insane. Why is it that people are allowed to dole out advice like this? It even openly acknowledges that the advice it's giving is unethical! Surely someone could take action against this site for irresponsibly advocating cocktrapping?

clockworkgirl21 · 2012-02-19T21:40:36+00:00

Instead of just bitching, please click on the site's contact and link and tell them what you think. But remember to be calm and use correct punctuation and all that.

apx7000 · 2012-02-19T01:18:12+00:00

Wow. This is really terrible - and of course once some crazy bitch tries this it will be the man's fault.

Man, every time I read this sub, I can't help but thank god that I'm gay...

benmarvin · 2012-02-18T22:24:56+00:00

What the actual fuck. I've seen a lot of shit on the internet, but damn. I guess I shouldn't be surprised there are women out there that actively think about this kinda thing and even want to share their methods with the world.

I'll be over here shaking my head in disgust for the next few minutes.

DrZolu · 2012-02-18T22:25:38+00:00

this is bullshit

Linton58 · 2012-02-19T00:16:19+00:00

Fuck this and everything about this.

2012-02-19T00:48:03+00:00

fuck everything about that... I don't understand how they can't see how unethical it is, especially given the disparate power given to the mother by the law.

darkscream · 2012-02-19T01:48:09+00:00

Actual quote from link:: "It is common knowledge that the easiest way to get pregnant is in the conventional 'missionary position.' " :: end quote

YEAH I ALSO HEARD IF THE GIRL IS ON TOP SHE DOESNT GET PREGNANT AT ALL

WHAT THE FUCK INTERNET????????????

RescuePilot · 2012-02-19T02:36:16+00:00

Use the "contact us" link at the bottom of the page to let them know how you feel about this site.

2012-02-19T03:27:32+00:00

While this might be an unethical approach

The whole fucking concept is an unethical approach!

xebo · 2012-02-19T03:42:00+00:00

What can be done to avoid this? Can I get my gf to sign a form that says if she gets pregnant out of wedlock it's not my responsibility?

There's got to be some recourse besides "cross your fingers and hope she isn't taking out the turkey baster after you fall asleep"

_pH_ · 2012-02-19T04:04:12+00:00

What. The. Fuck.

theshadow990 · 2012-02-19T05:29:50+00:00

Thats messed up! That site needs to go down like yesterday! Cant we sue the person that made that site?

lethalweapon100 · 2012-02-19T13:44:55+00:00

What the fucking fuck?!

2012-02-19T19:05:47+00:00

"...simply want a child to raise on your own..." with the added benefit of having his financial balls on lock-down for 18 years.

I've seen this happen before, and it's disgusting. The guy wanted to be a part of the child's life, but the mother was trying to raise the child with another man who thought he was the biological father.

The true biological father still had to pay child support, all the while the woman explained it away as some sort of assistance from a family member or something.

It only lasted for about 2 years before the the biological father had enough and told the boyfriend or husband. The father got full custody and the mother had to pay back the child support and continue paying.

LWRellim · 2012-02-19T20:17:27+00:00

And... here are some of the results

puppymeat · 2012-03-01T21:16:19+00:00

They took the article down.

Here is a mirror.

_pH_ · 2012-02-18T22:09:47+00:00

... missionary position ...

I'm not so sure about this. Every article I've seen on "best position to get pregnant" has said that doggie is best and that it helps if she cums.

Is there someone authoritative around to address this?

Tustiel · 2012-02-18T23:02:09+00:00

There MUST be some legal comebacks (see what I did there?) to this? I mean, I don't see much of a difference between this and a guy raping a woman.

hardwarequestions · 2012-02-18T23:22:31+00:00

Check out the duplicate tab...

The post in /2x was removed by a mod and the idiots in /spermjacking think this is funny.

feracyn · 2012-02-19T00:20:24+00:00

We all need to go to the contact us section on that website and demand this be removed.

clockworkgirl21 · 2012-02-19T09:10:08+00:00

As a guy I can say that I do not want a surprise baby, ever. If a woman wants me to impregnate her, I can do that, but we have to work out a legal contract at her expense which says that I am in no way responsible for the care of the child, and that legally I am not the child's father.

Wolf_Protagonist · 2012-02-19T17:08:49+00:00

Step 3: Take Infertility Hormones and/or Drugs

This can't be real can it?

cdrthire · 2012-02-19T19:12:23+00:00

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS....seriously people must be punished for this

deleteendpagedown · 2012-02-20T18:37:28+00:00

Mutual Assured Destruction: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090724181900AAGig6W

About 3,540,000 similar results

PropaneFitness · 2012-02-26T00:41:09+00:00

They've taken this down now, possibly as a result of this thread

ch4os1337 · 2012-02-18T21:15:14+00:00

Why couldn't the British government take this site down instead of Al-Queda's. These are the real terrorists.

BaSiiCzxX · 2012-02-19T10:53:22+00:00

Actually everybody but feminists know this is wrong, Whats fucked up is a guy has no legal protection from a girl doing this to him(at least i don't know of any). If we force a girl to have a abortion, we would get a murder charge. What happens when they make us unknowingly have a child with them via lies and then want us to pay child support?

Itouchedthepoop · 2012-02-19T19:45:21+00:00

Maybe if you're dumb enough to bust nuts inside someone you don't want to have a kid with then you get what you deserve?

My first girlfriend when I was 16 wanted to secretly get pregnant. She lied to me about taking the pill, always suggested we not use a condom because she hates how they feel, always told me she fantasizes about the feeling of someone coming inside her. I never did because that would be fucking stupid. Thank god I'm not a moron or else I'd be stuck paying some crazy person's bills.

Piss_Marks_MY_Spot · 2012-02-19T03:03:19+00:00

Not usuallly one to care bout all the whiny topics on this subreddit, but this site needs to be taken down ASAP. This disgusts me.

Liverotto · 2012-02-18T22:47:18+00:00

How to Get Pregnant without Him Knowing

How to NOT Get Her Pregnant

Step 5: Insist on the "Missionary Position"

Step 5: Insist on the "Anal Doggy Style Position"

It is common knowledge that the easiest way to get pregnant is in the conventional 'missionary position.'

It is common knowledge that the easiest way to not get her pregnant is sodomy, either of the mouth or of the anus.

This prevents semen from leaking out before sperm can get far enough on their road to the egg.

This prevents semen on their road to the crazy egg.

Try to stay lying down as long as possible and avoid douching immediately following sex.

Tell her she smell and she should probably douche.

It doesn't make sense to insist on a position because it is known to provide the best chance of getting pregnant only to wash the sperm out before they can do their job.

It doesn't make sense to insist on a position like anal because it is known to provide the best chance of not getting her pregnant only to have her go to the bathroom to shit out the sperm in her hand and self-fecundate herself.

Certain women are so desperate for child support that they are like crack addicts in prison and would do anything for it, like hiding the sperm bellow their tongue on in their anus. So MAKE SURE she swallowed the sperm, make her lift her tongue, or check that she shitted the sperm out.

Asking how to get pregnant without him knowing may have legal and moral implications, but it can also bring about desired results.

Asking how to not get her pregnant may have legal and moral implication, especially if she is unwilling to be fucked in the ass but it can also bring about desired results, like facials and cream-pies.

If it can be proven in a court of law that you purposely set out to get pregnant without his knowledge, it may be impossible to get child support in some states as well as in some other countries.

In reality family courts are nothing but Feminists Nuremberg Trials, you are guilty until proven innocent and they will only let free some token men. She will get her child support one way or the other, if everything else fails she will brainwash the child in telling the court that you touched her where it hurt... and get her goddamn child support.

ncstoner420 · 2012-02-19T04:54:04+00:00

Story of my life but I should have used a condom. Either way I manned the fuck up and take care of my children.

Crim91 · 2012-02-18T20:49:04+00:00

WTF is wrong with women?

2012-02-18T23:40:35+00:00

I'd be madder if not for the fact that a woman getting pregnant is so instinctive that it amazes me that anyone would need instructions for it.

Demonicsin · 2012-02-19T04:30:39+00:00

Really do not understand why a page like that needs to exist. I am almost 40 and wanted a child for a very long time. I was married to a woman who lied to me, told me it was my fault she could not get pregnant. Then after she went to a doctor due to cists, she told the doctor her past of miscarriages, and the fact that she is infertile. She also cheated on me often. At a time before the doctors visit, I had left her. She then told me she was pregnant with my child, a blatant lie in retrospect, but it had worked. I left her at 1 point, and found another woman, we did use condoms every time, except ONCE. She got pregnant. Then made me come with her to the hospital to abort the child against all of my wishes. That relationship is over. I had been with 2 other women, and I know for a fact they did not want to get pregnant, they would double check the condom.. 1 even insisted I double up on the rubbers. I see this article now, as I am pushing 40, all I can say is WTF! There was 1 other woman I had been with, and no rubbers were used. She may of had my child for all I know. Probably not, or she would have found me and I would of been the happiest man on earth to see my child, and be a part of it's life. It is the only hope I have left that this teenager figures out I am the father and finds me.. I can tell them how much I really wanted to be a part of they're life.

Unconfidence · 2012-02-19T06:00:48+00:00

I mean, I know this is wrong. I know it is. But I got turned on reading the article.

nepidae · 2012-02-18T22:53:41+00:00

Reminds me of bonsai kitten.

Mi5anthr0pe · 2012-02-19T06:29:40+00:00

Nuke the West.

OtherMikeP · 2012-02-19T13:24:31+00:00

tl/dr take responsibility, wrap it up every time, no matter what. The good news is we can have the power to prevent crap like this from happening if we use the proper head.

filthybadstyle · 2012-02-19T11:35:45+00:00

Bros. Stop whining.

The children you help create when you impregnate a woman are not just hers, they are the distillation of you, your parents, your siblings, everyone you love most - they are your family. Making sure you only share your seed with a woman you love and trust to be the mother of your children is easy: Always carry and use your own supply of quality condoms.

Take responsibility for your seed, Bros. Remember that you control it at source. You never need to be duped in the way described in this article.

Title	How to Get Pregnant without Him Knowing
Author	memymineown
Upvotes	639
Comments	280
Date	February 18, 2012 7:50 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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