What is a clever thing to say to a girl when she says you have a big D?

TheSpiderPlant · 2022-04-01T17:48:10+00:00

"I'm a lot happier ever since I got the reduction surgery."

Buythedip420 · 2022-04-01T16:57:45+00:00

Thanks, I grew it myself.

Chewbaccafruit · 2022-04-01T17:23:44+00:00

"Thanks, so do you."

brucebruce2016 · 2022-04-01T21:16:41+00:00

Yeah I got it from my mom's side 🤣

MrColfax · 2022-04-02T00:33:19+00:00

"My priest said the same thing"

HeMan17 · 2022-04-01T16:18:34+00:00

Don’t listen to these other comments.

“So I’ve heard” is the best response

NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr · 2022-04-01T20:43:53+00:00

There's snow on the tip, even during summer.

tattooed-tall · 2022-04-01T22:11:27+00:00

Say" I haven't heard that since grade school" lol

Dodechaedron · 2022-04-01T22:41:32+00:00

"You seem the right person to take care of it"

Skizznitt · 2022-04-01T20:46:40+00:00

Your mom thought so too.

f1shstick · 2022-04-02T06:01:19+00:00

Be complimentary. I told a guy once that he had a nice penis, he replied I had a nice everything (genuinely) -and I still think of him fondly.

Soberskate9696 · 2022-04-02T00:08:22+00:00

Thanks I bought it used

IHave20 · 2022-04-02T01:03:19+00:00

Thanks, I got it from my mom

Particular_Visual531 · 2022-04-02T00:12:52+00:00

Literally the first two girls I was with became friends, it was so awesome to have the current gf say they both agreed I was well proportioned...

NervousGamedev · 2022-04-01T17:31:05+00:00

You can thank my parents. 🙃

Fembino · 2022-04-01T16:26:59+00:00

Deez nuts. Haha. Gotten! Make sure you laugh like a maniac as well.

Crushingitonthedaily · 2022-04-02T08:29:20+00:00

He never does this. He must like you

Ivabighairy1 · 2022-04-02T16:28:33+00:00

That Miracle Grow is something, isn’t it?

2022-04-02T17:45:55+00:00

Humble deflection, direct innuendo, eye contact, look away smile and then mention that it's only a problem in extremely tight spaces.

Then change the subject to something medium sexy on the scale. If she's already talking about your body, bring up a feature of hers that you're hooked on and say something to let her know you're feeling it, since you're both so intrigued by the others endowment

trist0n2 · 2022-04-02T01:33:28+00:00

“If you think this is big then you should see my buddy Jerome’s”

2022-04-02T03:59:22+00:00

I would say, I know.

Dearly_beloved_1078 · 2022-04-01T19:59:11+00:00

I know.

Tunary06 · 2022-04-01T22:55:44+00:00

Not my expertise. Cant give advice on this one.

desichinese · 2022-04-02T09:11:29+00:00

Is it? Might be because of my big heart. wink

4951studios · 2022-04-02T10:25:37+00:00

It’s not even my final form.

changy15 · 2022-04-02T11:23:46+00:00

The amount of guys not getting laid in this comment section.

Nakanohashi · 2022-04-01T19:27:23+00:00

“I know”

astropydevs · 2022-04-01T23:45:10+00:00

It’s all for you

reddituser_05 · 2022-04-01T23:46:35+00:00

Thanks, your money's on the dresser.

cronasminate · 2022-04-02T07:45:32+00:00

“Wow” give her a puzzled look then wait for her to ask why.

“That’s funny, your mom said the same thing” then quickly change subject or leave.

yennybear888 · 2022-04-02T12:22:56+00:00

I’ll give the serious response. You want to just deflect the compliment and don’t overreact to it. You have a lot more going on elsewhere for you. A good answer would just be to shrug and say “it does the job” or “it’s above average I guess” and move on.

SilentJoe008 · 2022-04-01T16:42:40+00:00

thank you ??

2022-04-01T21:21:39+00:00

“I mean if 2 inches counts as big”

2022-04-02T05:00:13+00:00

Mm and it feels even bigger baby

cozygrunt · 2022-04-02T05:31:08+00:00

I wish your momma said the same

2022-04-02T05:55:57+00:00

Cant help you mate

UriTheGod45 · 2022-04-02T07:35:38+00:00

Only on (insert day here)

TheTrueWayman · 2022-04-02T09:31:09+00:00

If she has a good sense of humor: That's what she said in steve carell's voice

jvzzs2 · 2022-04-01T19:47:24+00:00

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ThyGrannySnatcher · 2022-04-01T21:36:58+00:00

Say “im glad i dont say the same bout you”

GanjaNative · 2022-04-01T23:44:07+00:00

"I wouldn't know"

HorusCok · 2022-04-02T01:44:00+00:00

What's your frame of reference?

Or

It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long.

Istayonredditjsjsjs · 2022-04-02T03:51:45+00:00

"Right" with a grin .

Seppmeister85 · 2022-04-02T04:15:56+00:00

That's not even its final form.

2022-04-02T04:59:38+00:00

Are you sure? You might need to take a closer look darling

BenYareem · 2022-04-01T18:59:02+00:00

Big and beautiful.

Signature: Ben Yareem, author of The Last Game.

2022-04-02T04:20:24+00:00

Want my d in your v?

jackzander · 2022-04-01T16:09:27+00:00

'Well you can have it... if you earn it' *wink*

Smitty-TBR2430 · 2022-04-01T16:11:41+00:00

… it’s all yours, Honey. All yours!

bitchplease698 · 2022-04-01T19:06:35+00:00

Hello baby, how are you?

2022-04-01T16:57:23+00:00

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Az_Wildcat520 · 2022-04-02T12:46:40+00:00

Insert a Wesley pipes line

2022-04-02T14:23:06+00:00

“Yeah, I usually get pretty good reviews on it”

SithLordJediMaster · 2022-04-02T14:52:37+00:00

I assume they're lying

2022-04-02T17:30:18+00:00

Your built for this.

TexRetroTech · 2022-04-02T18:16:46+00:00

“You haven’t even seen the big one yet!”

TheGamingAnimator · 2022-04-02T20:11:25+00:00

Big thangz come in small packages? 🤣🤣🤣

Title	What is a clever thing to say to a girl when she says you have a big D?
Author	Comprehensive_Prior1
Upvotes	65
Comments	88
Date	April 1, 2022 3:54 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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