A little bit about me... Live in southern US,black,application developer,married about 3 years.

Recently just had a baby. Like many of you not too long after the birth I immediately started the steps to get my son's paternity tested. I decided I would use the Identigene product from CVS. So one day during my lunch break I took a little time and decided that I could head to CVS and grab the test.

I had no idea where to look and began looking at the "parental planning" aisle(rubbers and shit). I would later find out my blind ass ass was looking right over the thing the whole time.

Went to the counter and asked the nice old lady where was said product. She didn't know and directed me to another lady that was stocking shelves. She said she would be glad to help.

A lil info about the lady,she was about late forties to mid fifties(post wall) and also black as myself. All PC bullshit aside aside, people will feel more comfortable with other people that look like them. She went back to the rubbers and stuff aisle and we immediately found the "Who's the Daddy? Kit"(It was the last one on the shelf). This is where it gets interesting...

Her:"So with that all you got to do is swab and send it in? You don't even have to get any blood or anything?"

Me:"Yeah, they make it pretty easy now" I was not in a talking mood.

Her:"Yeah I should get me something like that one day. I need to get Lil ++insert ghetto nickname here++ tested. She 26 now. I wouldn't mind knowing. The man who raised her has just been so good to us and taking care of everything

Me:++More stunned silence++ I know better than to interrupt the hamster in motion. I know that she is about to confirm some red-pill truth any moment now.

Her:"Yeah the man that I think really is her daddy wasn't no good for nothing but making mo babies" You should've seen the look in her eyes as she was dreaming of that old alpha dick in her carousel riding days in the eighties with her jerrhi curl flowing in the wind.

I didn't say another word. I thanked her for helping me find my merchandise, made my purchase and left. Any doubt I had about paternity testing my own son was quickly put to rest.

I like to think of that bitch like she was a lil Red-Pill angel and this shit was "It's a Red-Pill life" starring me. Just when I was wavering on some old blue pill shit about "Oh I should just trust that this baby is mine" this bitch swooped down and gave me quick lesson of Alpha-fucks,Beta-bucks in about 1 minute 45 seconds after meeting her.

Think about it. This heffa has been keeping this shit from her child, the beta who's been playing daddy and from the man who doesn't know of the existence of this kid for twenty six fucking years.

Oh yeah, Lil Jr is mine and the experience of fatherhood has been very pleasant. But never forget AWALT.

edit:I forgot that we have readers from everywhere on here. CVS is a drugstore here in the US like Wal-Greens or Rite-AID. They do prescriptions and over the counter meds and everything else.