Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us. (Haha. This could be the ultimate shit test)

chrunchy · 2010-12-21T01:55:04+00:00

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

ramy211 · 2010-12-21T00:57:15+00:00

Her: Hi! I'm Jess Hart, the victoria secret model. I saw you from across the bar and I just wanted to tell you I think you're cute.

Me: I have a girlfriend... continue conversation with my friends

chumpta · 2010-12-21T00:04:35+00:00

"If you see me, or another model, in a bar wait until you are spoken too before you speak."

i would much rather insult the hell out of you and blow myself out, you ridiculous girl you.

gprime · 2010-12-21T03:20:45+00:00

Of course, this is reliant on an ability to distinguish them from other HB8+ women in a bar. I don't know about anybody else here, but I sincerely doubt I could pick most supermodels out from among a crowd of good looking women.

cacheson · 2010-12-21T03:32:39+00:00

Correct approach:

"Hey baby, can I buy you a burger?"

MothershipConnection · 2010-12-21T03:57:18+00:00

When reading this subreddit, I'm a little perplexed by the standard that we hold up to models. I'm not sure how many times I've read on here "I was talking to these models..." or "I went to a party with these models..." or "She could be a model..." It seems almost completely antithetical to the PUA mantra that you basically treat all women the same, right? I mean that's why you all neg a really hot babe or try to charm the whole room or whatever.

Now this will be totally hypocritical of me to say but hey, I'm from LA and fucking everyone's an aspiring actor/model/musician (not excluding myself from this), and I've known models (not just on a hot babe basis). I have a friend I hang out with on a fairly regular basis who's modeled (been in music videos of some fairly big bands) and is absolutely one of the nicest people I know. A family friend of mine's claim to fame is being in the Lingerie Bowl and she is awesome. And then there's other ones I've known who are complete and total bitches who'd I'd rather not run into. Just like any other group of people, except some have a warped sense of reality by being put up on a sexual pedestal.

Anyway, I'm not on a white knight deal, I just think it's unbecoming to rage hate because of some dumb quote some model I've never heard of said. Shows horrible frame.

maxormis · 2010-12-21T11:21:46+00:00

Why is this shit No.1. Who cares what that girl blurbs into a microphone?

RULE #1 in PU: Stop listening to the shit girls tell you they are looking for. Instead go out and test stuff.

Sure she's a 9-10. She gets approached a lot and it will get on her nerves. What do you expect her to say except "Stay the hell away when I just want to drink a coffee with my friend"?

Still when the right guy comes along and she starts eying him all over the room (because of his "good looks", attitude, owning the place,..), she'll be more than happy if he approaches and if he won't she'll think he's shy. When she says she will approach, she probably means standing real colse to him and waiting for him to open.

Again: WTF!? Why is that shit rated No1 and everyone discussing it? Let's all go out and read Cosmopolitan and FHM if we want that kind of shit.

2010-12-21T04:28:36+00:00

The appropriate analogy is from Fight Club. When recruits come to join the "army," they are told to leave for various reasons. Those who listen get nothing; only those who stay, contrary to the apparent authority, are rewarded.

Likewise for shit tests like this: any guy who follows this kind of advice is a beta follower, and a model truly is out of his league.

opiumden · 2010-12-21T06:29:59+00:00

Is this really a problem for models? I've been told that the super super hot women actually don't get approached as much as say an HB8 where the guy thinks he actually has a chance.

Fu_Man_Chu · 2010-12-21T09:27:05+00:00

You'd have to hit them with the gnarliest false disqualifier you can think of AND be super pre-qualified by having like 2 bad ass chicks all over you already to pull it off.

The thing is, these girls rarely have anything resembling character or a real personality (I've dated my fair share of runway models). Life has been WAY too easy for them so even when you do bag one... it's kinda shitty in the end.

genericdave · 2010-12-21T05:00:30+00:00

Lucky for them, I don't find any of them attractive.

stayhigh · 2010-12-21T07:28:51+00:00

He called em "clothes jockeys." that was funny.

EightAlpacas · 2010-12-21T08:18:59+00:00

Good thing I'm not an ordinary guy.

cacheson · 2010-12-21T00:54:02+00:00

I think we can all agree that she's a bitch but I dare anyone to say they would turn down a one-night stand with her. Raging at HBs you can't get is beta behavior.

Detox1337 · 2010-12-21T03:53:22+00:00

I've fucked models before. They are generally self absorbed and self conscious at the same time, if that makes any sense. Gimme an ugly chick who knows how to fuck any day.

rico_tubbs · 2010-12-21T00:38:09+00:00

Fucking bitch. You can fly a plane through these teeth. I wouldn't even ask her for directions to the public restroom.

2010-12-21T01:02:57+00:00

At least she's honest. I prefer someone be straight up like that going in, than have some girl making pretensions of wanting a "nice guy," only to put you into the friendzone when you are a nice guy.

MrRisky · 2010-12-21T02:33:01+00:00

Yeah, this is why we don't take advice from women. Not even models. (No offense, LesbianPUA, you're the exception, babe).

ThrowawayPUA · 2010-12-21T01:55:35+00:00

Meanwhile, she's shacking up with this ugly asshole.

icky_boo · 2010-12-21T05:27:22+00:00

How do I make these bubbles that "good" looking people seem to live in?

acliffhang3r · 2010-12-21T08:05:16+00:00

Looks like a job for TheUltimateDouche.

fuckshitwank · 2010-12-21T08:19:17+00:00

Hi Seddit!

What's a shit test? I keep seeing it come up in this forum and I have a general idea of what it means but I don't know if what I think it means is what it actually means.

impotent_rage · 2010-12-21T13:53:08+00:00

That's exactly what I'd tell the media if I was a victoria secret model. Their entire existence is defined by the men that want to be with them. And yet, of course, only one man at a time actually has that chance. That means that 99.999%% of the attention they receive, is unwanted. So why would they do or say anything to increase the amount of unwanted attention they are getting? They aren't going to say "approach us like this", because then guys will actually do it.

IcarusLives · 2010-12-21T20:23:58+00:00

If the challenge is to turn her into a quick one night stand, then yeah it's maybe something worthwhile trying, but if you're planning to date a person like this, I think your life would be a nightmare.

Most likely the first time you're on a date this dumb broad is going to yell at the waitress and make her cry and then make a scene at the restaurant because everybody else is an inferior human being and must bow to her.

Now, find me a HB10 with proper fucking modesty and an interesting personality. Attracting her should be your goal.

2010-12-21T22:02:18+00:00

She just got a lot more ugly.

Kardlonoc · 2010-12-21T07:23:04+00:00

Watch: Once she is retired by thirty and lost her looks she will practically be begging men to date her. However the men she wants: Those millionaire 30 somethings, they will be dating actual supermodels rather than has beens.

Slowly an ordinary guy will not seem so bad.

CuilRunnings · 2010-12-21T06:13:50+00:00

There's a lot of hatred for women in this thread. Could a woman or another man who knows the bullshit that attractive women have to put up with every fucking dude they know please chime in here? I don't want these kids to get the wrong impression about women, but there's a significant value difference that they're just not grasping. I'd rather they channel their efforts into raising their own value, rather than trying to lower someone else's. Thanks.

jowdyboy · 2010-12-21T00:16:34+00:00

What a biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

MexicanRedditor · 2010-12-21T07:42:37+00:00

These bitches are stuck up, yo!

danishpete · 2010-12-21T12:48:33+00:00

What a no-brained bitch !

2010-12-21T16:46:31+00:00

Bitch......you aint that .

Cuz_7_8_9_Lawlz · 2010-12-21T03:44:04+00:00

^^^^^^^^

Title	Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us. (Haha. This could be the ultimate shit test)
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Date	December 20, 2010 11:57 PM UTC (15 years ago)
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