How to properly sex talk my girlfriend through text

43558 · 2012-12-15T10:59:17+00:00

Shamelessly steal a story from literotica and tell it in your own way. Use details, even ones that seem pointless like the color of the leaves outside. Ask her if she prefers the word dick, or cock, etc. and only use the word she likes the most. Use proper English at all times, do not shorten words. Try to get pics so you are on even ground (men are visual), and if she hints at a particular kink, then incorporate it into the story. Source: This is what I did with my free time from 2006-2010.

kyle2143 · 2012-12-15T15:16:49+00:00

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Sparkybear · 2012-12-15T18:13:37+00:00

I got this all night. Literally.

Step one: Set up the fantasy. Literally. You want to paint this thing as if it was the greatest event either of you still every experience. If she has a boat and you are at the river you take the boat to a secluded beach. If you are at her house you are under blankets by a fire with some nice wine or grape juice if that's your thing. If you are on a vacation you are in a luxury suite. Point is, your are somewhere that blows your mind, or somewhere it is easy to blow hers. If you know a special fantasy of hers, you can also go with that. You have that in your mind, and now you can begin.

Step Two: Initiate the sext. This is awkward and weird and sometimes it's not the most fluid thing. Honestly, if you are texting dirty already, or building sexual tension some how, it's as easy as asking what she wants you to do and what she wants to do to you. Another question you could ask is, "Say we are here, alone, what would happen?" or you could simply say, talk dirty to me. Whatever works.

Step 3: The conversation. There are two ways to do this, and I don't like the first way. The first and most common way is to say a sentence or two and wait for them to respond with their sentence. You can guide it anyway you want. But you can also start struggling for control very quickly. I don't like this way. If you want to do it well you should be on the same page. Be as descriptive as you can in the short slot you have been given. Lead or follow the conversation is your choice. Just make sure you both know who is doing what and avoid that power struggle. Sometimes, maybe she is into that a bit, you can wrestle control by saying you force her down or pick her up and take her somewhere. Being rough is okay, just don't be too rapey unless she is into that. The way I prefer is to set up the situation, get her into it with a few minutes of the above and then tell her to hold on for a few minutes. Then I lay it down. I'll pick an activity, oral or fingering to begin with, sex is another one that I bring in later. Then I start from basically the beginning. The trick is to go slow and build up the suspense. Tease her with your words as if you were teasing her in real life. It'll drive her crazy for you. You can talk vulgar if you want, but I prefer not to. I keep words like cock , pussy, titties, etc., out. It just doesn't sound sexy. The trick is for her to imagine what you are doing. As you continue with this you stay detailed, follow a linear path, and hit all the right areas as if you were really with her.

Step 4: Ground her. Sounds weird. But basically when the sexy talk is over, you can't just leave it like that. You have to bring her out of it. When you have an orgasm does she just stop doing whatever? Or do you wind down? Hopefully you wind down. If she has one I hope you do the same with her. Same thing with sexting. You shouldn't just end things on a whim. End it cuddling or something. And talk about being next to her. Girls value that emotional attachment with their sex.

To sum up, figure out where, start talking about how, create the scene with her and take control, be dirty but be classy, guide her out of the conversation like you would guide her out of orgasm.

Sorry this isn't as well explained as I had hoped, but I am on my phone getting ready for church. Let me know if up have any questions.

lasagnaman · 2012-12-15T10:33:07+00:00

I'll pm/email you some transcripts if you want.

2012-12-15T13:02:39+00:00

"So, what are you wearing right now? Oh. I see. That's a very sensible outfit."

psycho-logical · 2012-12-15T12:46:57+00:00

Send her texts about what you guys have done that you really enjoyed, but use it in a tone like you can't wait to do them again. For example, "I was thinking about that time we... (be specific and fairly graphic)... it got me so hard, I wish you were here to take care of that ;)"

Things like "I can't wait to taste you again..." are also good.

leftyknox · 2012-12-15T10:08:35+00:00

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dumbgaytheist · 2012-12-15T10:55:14+00:00

You say, hey baby baby, lemme holla atcha. I gotta see you bout somfin real quik like, unerstand?

Really puts em in the mood. Works every time.

hypnotheorist · 2012-12-15T19:36:17+00:00

Learn text hypnosis and she'll be so aroused that she orgasms from reading your text alone. I shit you not.

2012-12-15T19:46:12+00:00

Quarter?

2012-12-15T20:38:21+00:00

You sound like a robot, man... No offense.

Puffy_Ghost · 2012-12-15T22:13:32+00:00

I'm gonna tongue punch your fart box.

Always works for me.

2012-12-16T05:00:02+00:00

What do you want to do? What would you want to do if you were a bit crazier? What does she want you to do?

You can always just describe the best version of sex you've had with her. Hopefully you arent boring in bed

TheFuckingWriter · 2012-12-16T12:24:14+00:00

Just give me her number and we'll go from there.

eatthepastespecial · 2012-12-15T10:30:09+00:00

http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/0345803485

Title	How to properly sex talk my girlfriend through text
Author	duroudes
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Date	December 15, 2012 9:37 AM UTC (13 years ago)
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