How do you deal with HPV?

OhSweetZombieJesus · 2014-09-24T12:41:09+00:00

Go to a doctor. And stop being silly, wrap your willy.

powderdd · 2014-09-24T13:01:17+00:00

You may want to try posting this over at /r/sex in addition to using the search function there. It comes up often on that board.

TheCoolestNathan · 2014-09-24T15:24:10+00:00

You all are going to think I'm joking but here is how I deal with std prevention.

I have a pair of bike shorts style shorts made of thick black latex. They have a small round hole in the crotch and snaps for a detachable codpiece. I stick my penis and scrotum through the hole and put a cock ring on behind my balls. The ring is larger than the hole so it stays inside the shorts. I put an extra large condom over my cock AND balls and secure the end on the cock ring inside the shorts. Total protection from any skin to skin contact between knee and waist

Just for context. I am very active in my local bdsm community and I fuck a huge amount of different men and women. Most of them being kinky people, this solution may be more acceptable in my own particular situation than in most, but actually I have found 'normal' girls are fine with it too. But then I'm really suave.

POTATO_SOMEPLACE · 2014-09-24T14:20:44+00:00

You can get vaccinated against HPV. In fact, you should.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV_vaccines#Males

celloist · 2014-09-24T17:16:22+00:00

This is how i got rid of my warts. What your gonna need: some apple cider vinager, cotton, medical tape. You dip cotton in the vinager and taper that motherfucker to the wart while you sleep and remove when u wake up, do this for a few days in a row and they will turn into scabs and you will die i mean the wart will die

LEGITIMATE_SOURCE · 2014-09-24T14:17:26+00:00

It goes away. Virtually everyone gets it whether they know it or not.

Edit : And it's very difficult to tell who you got it from because symptoms may not develop until much later.

davey_ · 2014-09-24T12:18:10+00:00

For me, I don't do one night stands anymore. I found someone who I was seeing for awhile (about a month) and before I knew we were going to get intimate I had a conversation with her about it. Know your facts, what you want to say to her, and just have an adult conversation about it. I think you would be surprised about how the opposite sex responds to it.

stragis · 2014-09-24T22:54:07+00:00

If you have it already, this wont help you. But to others, Get vaccinated.. Planned parenthood helped me get mine for free in California, normally something I would never be able to afford.

litt_up · 2014-09-25T01:50:33+00:00

Last 3 times I had sex I went raw. After reading this post I've made my decision. I went out and bought a pack of condoms and will learn to love them.

skinisblackmetallic · 2014-09-24T15:49:21+00:00

I have it. I use condoms and if things get a bit more serious and we consider not using condoms we talk about it and ask if they have been vaccinated.

nursejoe74 · 2014-09-24T15:12:58+00:00

Do exactlt what your physician tells you. Don't risk spreading this around.

DeanCastles · 2014-09-24T17:07:15+00:00

Looks like you could use one of these: https://scroguard.com/

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strange_hobbies · 2014-09-24T14:22:30+00:00

Claim it's studded for her pleasure.

RandianHero · 2014-09-24T13:36:31+00:00

Most people get HPV at some point in their lives. It's not a big deal. It'll most likely clear up on its own. Just take it as a lesson to always wrap it -- especially with girls who are only looking for a good time.

sciencegod · 2014-09-24T17:46:10+00:00

Herpes and Human Papillomavirus are not the same thing.

But just to make you feel better. Be glad you're not a rabbit. Here's what papillomavirus does to them.

GSpotAssassin · 2014-09-24T19:37:16+00:00

Something like 90% of people eventually get HPV. That's high enough to make it not worth worrying about and just managing. Stay healthy and eat potassium and you won't have outbreaks. If you get one, you can freeze it off yourself, ignore the warnings not to use on genitals, your penis is one hell of a healer.

justmythr0waway · 2014-09-24T16:06:26+00:00

Why haven't you gone to a doctor yet? You shouldn't need the internet to tell you to go get medical treatment when there's something wrong with your dick.

1546671235fuyrgf8089 · 2014-09-25T01:19:38+00:00

The keyword in your post is 'borderline.'

That is all you needed to know, to avoid problems.

Infamous89 · 2014-09-24T21:34:23+00:00

if you sleep with the easiest girl at the party and dont wrap it up. your going to have a bad time

etcomro · 2014-09-24T17:42:16+00:00

I went to a dermatologist and got the two I had frozen off. Even when I had them.. no girl asked about em. Awful, I know. I tell all my partners about it now even though they've been frozen off.

drakoman · 2014-09-24T12:43:53+00:00

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DoctorContender · 2014-09-24T13:33:20+00:00

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Title	How do you deal with HPV?
Author	ImStuuuuuck
Upvotes	82
Comments	86
Date	September 24, 2014 9:40 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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