“Do you think I’m fat?”

470_2_700_nm · 2018-10-12T16:10:01+00:00

Tell her you love her regardless of how huge her ass is and that you chose her because you know she is your soulmate. Report back to us in an FR and tell us how it goes. She’s gonna blow you so enthusiastically.

JudgeDoom69 · 2018-10-12T16:23:14+00:00

nope she isn’t up this early

Great job using Agree and Amplify

Do you think I’m Fat?

You: "I'd have to see you naked to know for sure..."

In this way you sexualize the interaction.

SpitAndGIory · 2018-10-12T15:55:17+00:00

Best response is to not play the game. If she asks that ask her “what do you think?” or “does it matter what I think?” And she will most likely respond “yes” to which you reply “why?” The point here is to essentially point out you’re not playin her stupid fucking games and pull her more into your frame from there.

robertwservice1974 · 2018-10-12T17:24:46+00:00

These are double bind shit tests, which are a manipulation tactic. You’re getting good advice about how to handle them.

If you want to learn more about double binds, I recommend reading Practical Female Psychology (sidebar advanced reading).

SteelSharpensSteel · 2018-10-12T19:27:36+00:00

"What do you think."

See, you can't win if you answer yes, and you can't win if you answer no. The only choice is not to answer. But you can't STFU, because that's stupid. So you have to flip it.

Edit:

The better option is to ignore her and go to the mirror and rip your shirt off, and admire yourself for thirty seconds, and then look over at her "Hey, did you say something?"

Fritz_Frauenraub · 2018-10-12T18:46:34+00:00

My wife never pitches me this softball because she's built like a black jessica rabbit and knows it. I'm always hoping though. I say things like "how do you get your ass in those jeans" and she's all teehee.

MrChad_Thundercock · 2018-10-12T19:32:07+00:00

Uncle Chad did your homework for you:

There’s literally an entire chapter dedicated to this exact question already covered in mmslp.

You haven’t read jack shit.

Get to work beta boy ===>.

MrChad_Thundercock · 2018-10-12T15:57:00+00:00

Agree and amplify. - like you did on your first response. That was good.

Do you think I’m fat?

“Come here, Let me take a closer look (twirl her around) love that sexy ass girl- bite/ ass slap, say something cocky, walk away”.

Never answer directly faggot. When you’re not a gay cowboy anymore, you can tell her that ass is fat girl hit the gym sometime with a grin. She’ll love it too and become giddy like a little school girl.

“One of my pillars is to tell the truth...”

Let me know how that works for you. Faggot.

RandomlyChosenTitle · 2018-10-12T16:08:21+00:00

"No, I don't think you're fat. I know you're fat." Deliver with a shit-eating grin.

"Having a hard time answering. Your gravitational pull is making it difficult to speak." Then walk toward her like you're being pulled, grab her tightly, and take her down on the nearest bed/couch/chair.

"Only in the right places." Then casually slap her on the ass and continue what you were doing.

Your answer wasn't great, but not as bad as an obviously placating "no" or telling her how you don't like thin women anyway.

zurgenfloggin · 2018-10-12T15:55:50+00:00

Flip: “why, do you?”

theunconquored · 2018-10-12T16:10:34+00:00

My standard response, with a grin “it’s amazing you can fit through a door...”.

You’re taking this way too seriously. Be fun. Honesty doesn’t have to mean brutal and serious honesty.

Rino1977 · 2018-10-12T21:12:09+00:00

Yes chapter 5 instigate, isolate, escalate. Looks like I’m going to have to the reread mmslp. Everything you faggots have said is spot on it’s like you’ve been there......

Redpillbrigade17 · 2018-10-13T10:53:15+00:00

“Come here let me decide up close”. Squeeze slap kiss caress you name it. Tease her - that’s what she wants: to see you’re a dominant confident man worthy of her feminine energy and time. Not an actual serious answer to that silly question.

Rino1977 · 2018-10-12T15:58:58+00:00

Thanks that makes sense.

FFS seems so simple

jakethesnake5000 · 2018-10-12T16:03:27+00:00

Grab her in the ass, and say just in some places

FF0000_captain · 2018-10-12T16:26:12+00:00

You clearly haven't read anything. This is the easiest lay up in the book, and you did the exact opposite of what you should have done.

In short: eat a dick and die.

SteelToeShitKicker · 2018-10-13T17:20:25+00:00

Yes is a pretty good answer. You just can't apologize for it afterward.

I’m in no place to be making that comment.

Depending on your situation, you could segue that into "we both need to eat better", "join me at the gym", etc. But she probably won't until you start making real progress.

RedPillCoach · 2018-10-18T01:04:21+00:00

Athol Kay wrote a book called: "Do these pants make my ass look fat?"

My wife saw me reading it and asked me if I thought her pants made her look fat.

I told her the pants look fine. It's the fat that makes you look fat.

SBIII · 2018-10-12T22:31:55+00:00

"I don't mind you being a little plump, darling. Honestly.

I just wish you weren't so fucking ugly."

weakandsensitive · 2018-10-13T02:11:54+00:00

Comments?

I don't understand the problem.

friendandadvisor · 2018-11-09T23:55:42+00:00

"No, just your ass."

johneyapocalypse · 2018-10-12T16:55:36+00:00

You're not fat, you're festively plump.

Terrible-Spend2625 · 2022-10-03T15:05:30+00:00

"Let's do the caliper test", pinch her stomach in a playful way.

Title	“Do you think I’m fat?”
Author	Rino1977
Upvotes	13
Comments	50
Date	October 12, 2018 3:50 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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