It’s always Dan’s on OLD 🤮🤮

Sage_Planter · 2020-09-13T20:30:52+00:00

How does one write that so ironically? Does he see how ridiculous he looks saying "I, average boring Dan, expect a beautiful woman to slap a 'WE DELIVER' sign on her car to come sleep with me from the comfort of my own couch?"

Interesting_Source16 · 2020-09-13T20:40:37+00:00

Oh my god! In what fucking Star Trek alternate universe does he think he is entitled to hook up, period! I am flabbergasted 😲

eveninghope · 2020-09-13T21:27:59+00:00

Did you feel cute, Dan? I encourage you to reconsider.

2020-09-13T22:11:44+00:00

he should delete it now ✨

lonelybones1 · 2020-09-13T20:45:09+00:00

Eww and he can't even spell "woman" correctly! Low effort 🤮

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-09-13T20:30:26+00:00

OMG, ew! 🤢🤮

2020-09-13T21:17:37+00:00

Proof that feelings aren’t facts. Lol

button-up · 2020-09-14T00:08:16+00:00

Dude, we must be neighbour’s because THE SAME GUY matched with me to call me crazy and a hypocrite because I say in my profile that I believe in BLM and reconciliation and retribution.

2020-09-13T21:04:21+00:00

THE AUDACITY

2020-09-14T00:03:54+00:00

Delete it now, tf u waiting for 😂

2020-09-14T00:07:41+00:00

oh GOD this looks like my stalker. GET IT AWAY FROM ME. Same massive forehead, same fleshy lips, same dead-fish pallor UGH!!!!!

ThatsWhat__I__Said · 2020-09-14T07:24:29+00:00

He looks like a butter bean.

2020-09-14T06:36:35+00:00

Delete it right NOW Dan!!

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-09-14T08:46:28+00:00

Guys have no right to complain when they’re not picked because of shit like this.

cantstopthemachine77 · 2020-09-14T04:48:25+00:00

Definitely don’t condone prostitution, but clearly what this guy really wants is an escort, he’s just too cheap and delusional to realize it. Does he actually think a beautiful woman would willingly sleep with him no strings attached for free or does he just figure he has nothing to lose by trying?

Bitemebitch00 · 2020-09-14T08:41:09+00:00

I'm laughing cuz my ex's name was Dan

KetoKittenAround · 2020-09-14T05:25:17+00:00

Should delete now.

2020-09-14T06:29:52+00:00

No shame!!! 😱

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-09-14T06:33:02+00:00

It’s pretty cool that they have become self aware and are now brazenly pointing out that they look like a potato. Wait for the big toe bios...

JaneIsaPain · 2020-09-15T00:13:56+00:00

He looks like that guy who shot up the new zealand mosque

mostdefinitelynturs · 2020-09-15T01:26:53+00:00

Its ALWAYS a fucking Dan!🙄

michelle27519 · 2020-09-13T20:29:41+00:00

This made me laugh but I recently met a Dan on OLD who thus far seems hvm. I guess time will tell 😂😂

throwawaydoll0 · 2020-09-13T22:32:55+00:00

"felt cute" lmao what confidence!!

Title	It’s always Dan’s on OLD 🤮🤮
Author	electroloop
Upvotes	130
Comments	38
Date	September 13, 2020 8:27 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/is61fu/its_always_dans_on_old/
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