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Valentine's PSA

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February 13, 2019
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Guys, just some quick tips before Valentines day!

Go BIG. Show how much care buy spending as much as possible on your love of your life. The average spend for V-day is $143, don't see that as a limit... treat it as a MINIMUM to show your love.

Remember, happy wife happy life.

And if you play your cards just right you may even get lucky!

Go forth faggots!


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Title Valentine's PSA
Author The_Litz
Upvotes 60
Comments 87
Date 13 February 2019 08:30 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/215180
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/aq4gne/valentines_psa/
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[–]FoxShitNasty8327 points28 points  (5 children) | Copy

Oh fuck, I spent the money on dumbbells for the iron temple. If you need me I'll be praying in said temple for forgiveness.

My only hope is to stay up all night and make a handmade card, pray for me brothers.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

[–]PersaeusRed Beret7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

in awe of the power of this sub. feel like i've found find MY religion. cue angels with horns and shit.

[–]Maximus_Valerius4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wheymen, brother.

[–]FoxShitNasty831 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"But one's PR stands the test of time; once a PR, always a PR. Instill the path of righteous iron in your children, and in their children’s children"

[–]PersaeusRed Beret7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wrap and Re-gift the dumbbells. She’ll blow you for sure.

[–]mrp_awakening13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

Solid advice Litz. Why isn't this stickied yet? Dont the mods realize that your wife's feelings are the most important thing in the world? They need to be stickied to the top of your heart.

Plus if you spend a lot of money, she has to have sex with you. Everyone understands that...

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

The more you plow horse, the more you must plow. It is known

[–]Tbonesupreme13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy

Rookies.

My girl is a single mom. I send flowers to her AND to her daughter and post that shit on Facebook.

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Way to man up and take responsibility.

[–]coinbaserep0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Someone has to take care of the single mom. He’s taking the burden off the government. Chads baby will love him for it

[–]PersaeusRed Beret12 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy

Any holiday where I have to work is not a real holiday.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

Didn't you put in leave?

If it is important to you, you should take leave!

Karen from HR will process your late application and tell all the girls in the office how thoughtfull you are! Win win!

[–]NMMNG_11 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Savage!

[–]ImNotSlash6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

I opened another credit card just for this week. I'm so getting laid

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Great move, it’s the bank’s money.. not yours!- leverage.

She will be happy.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

leverage pussy

why didn't i think of this. there's a reason you're the chief

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (10 children) | Copy

Flowers are a spontaneous gift I get whenever I feel like it.

They were a little more expensive last time I wanted to get them a week or whatever ago. I went to get some from a discount pile near a register. The woman who rang them up said they looked like shit [in a polite employee manner of course] and told me she would get me fresher ones.

I mean she didn't ask me, she literally walked away and got me other flowers. They were like 1/3 price, that's why I got them.

Kicker is I don't really put flowers in the house just for her. I like them, the kids like them. They add 'life' to the kitchen and remind me that things that are beautiful and grow from nature are cut, used for a few weeks, then thrown in with the rest of the garbage.

Metaphors to keep things in perspective.

[–]mrp_awakening4 points5 points  (6 children) | Copy

Flowers are a spontaneous gift I get whenever I feel like it.

Yep. Ain't nothing wrong with flowers or spontaneous gifts now and then. What's wrong is assuming they'll get you laid, make her like you, improve her mood, etc... Kill the covert contracts, do it from a place of abundance rather than scarcity, and don't assume it'll make her feel any better or worse.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

I was thinking 143 dollars sounds about right for a good flogger and a set of anal beads...

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Or a pearl necklace?

[–]AlphadustBeta1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That should be free.

Unless you're paying someone else to deliver it... if it fits your MAP yo do you. HA!

[–]callmeanubermensch2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

This. This is one of the best comments I've ever seen in this sub. Everything you do should be genuine, so do things for your wife out of a sense of love and affection. I feel like very few married men, even those who are red pilled, come close to this - instead it's covert contracts one way or the other.

"If I spend money on her she will give me the affection/attention/pussy I want."

"I'm going to buy her this so she knows who's the boss."

"I'm going to buy this car/house/status symbol to show I'm a true provider with an abundance mentality!"

All of these keep you in her frame. Only if you are in your own frame you can know what you truly want to do for her, and do it out of affection - not because you think it will make your life with her better or easier. Be genuine and outcome independent.

[–]mrp_awakening2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Also, on the converse you see a sort of reverse covert contract out of some guys lacking true frame. It comes across as "I'm going to act alpha so she fucks me" and usually results in people trying to treat their wife/LTR poorly in order to "up the alpha". When that happens, they're still living in her frame... trying to change their behavior with the purpose of changing her behavior/emotions assumes covert contracts typically leading back to sex or relationship dynamics (power).

I've come to realize over time that true frame is not giving a fuck about her emotions one way or the other. You are the center of your universe, and you need to be happy with yourself. If she wants to come along for the ride, great. If not, no biggie... she's not essential to your mission in life, and there are plenty of fish out there. Only when this is internalized, are you really living in your own frame with true outcome independence.

Buying flowers or giving gifts isn't by itself a bad thing. What's bad is the assumption that doing it (or not doing it) will result in a certain outcome.

[–]IRunYourRiver1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I haven't been at this for very long. But I'm seeing that getting your emotions under control is a sort of master variable that allows all sorts of other improvements. Most importantly the ability to be rational, empathic, and focused on your mission. Conversely, when shit starts going south, you need emotional control as your bulwark.

I'll occasionally find myself mired in old shitty circular thought patterns that I thought I had dealt with months ago and realize my emotional control has gotten away from me and my foundation is lacking.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

At Christmasi went out and bought a few poinsettas. I bring them in and my wife thought they were a special gift for her. “Nope, not for you, the house needed more festive ness”. Next day there was garland and decorations all over the house she put up while I was at work.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly, you do it with no covert contract because you just want to.

I fucking love white lilies.

[–]AlphadustBeta0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

A while back I started doing it as sign of appreciation too. Kids like choosing them, I enjoy them too, and wife enjoys them. The act of picking them brings me joy, and she being happy is a benefit, but I do it with OI.

In the past they had been reactionary/covert contract. I actually had improved a little prior to MRP and had been getting some spontaneously. Never really thought about the difference until now.

Attitude, gentlemen, frame and OI. That's what I have gotten the most out my MRP journey so far.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

This year I booked a trip to the Dominican Republic for my wife and her boyfriend! She's gonna respect me so much!! I would do anything for my soul mate

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks bud! I appreciate it!

[–]helaughsinhidden4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

I like to alternate between decadent vacations and horrific tragedies. They say traumatic events are the most memorable things you can live through, so they really give you a lot of bang for the buck. This year I'm planning on kidnapping her at work, tossing her in the trunk of a rental car and then being the one to rescue her later. Probably gonna stage some mannequin to look like I went all Frank Castle to save her. I'll get head for sure.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck that is dark. Move on over to the Black pill, we are all nice guys here!

[–]hack3geRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You joke but one of the openings I use in day game revolves around me talking about the weather and then transitioning to some jokes about kidnapping her so she isn’t stuck inside while it’s nice outside. I stumbled upon it by accident when I was just rambling with a cashier one time and we started joking about it.

A barista who gave me her number actually admitted later when we were texting that she couldn’t stop thinking about me tying her up after she met me.

YMMV it’s blown up a few times on me and things got awkward but I’m guessing no matter what I said in those cases it was going to crash and burn.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

But, don't be "typical" and just go with flowers and jewelry. Of course, still do that, but you need to do something else extra special, ideally something that she can make Karen in accounting jealous with. Maybe look into a sky-writing service, purses with small pattered logos which make them 100X better than non logo purses, or if you want to go full Alpha go down to the bank, get a grand or two in single bills and build a giant cash bonfire to burn in her honor. Show her that you desire her above all things, and that you are willing to waste big money to show her.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Spot on! She needs bragging rights at work and with her friends! Splash out sport!

[–]wkndatbernardus1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Whatchu talkin' bout working? Dem ho's don't work! U betta getz back to plowin', you gayass Clydesdale.

[–]Two_kids_in_a_coat3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy

Damn, I only got her skittles

[–]mrp_awakening3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Was it at least the tropical flavors? Bitches love tropical fruits.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Do not fret! There is always next year to make it up doubly!

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Best reply yet. Be a skittles man.

[–]Bobsfreestuff2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

My wife is currently a mad pregnant woman. Has not put out in about a week. Apparently, I am disrespectful. I am going to buy her a Payday candy bar so at least she can still get some "nut" in her diet.

Gave the gf a one pound bag of coffee from Starbucks yesterday and said "Happy Valentines Day." Then fucked her hard in 4 or 5 positions. She wrote me a very nice thank you text overnight.

Two girls: Total V-Day Budget: $15.87

[–]wkndatbernardus1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Now I know what happened in Warren Jeff's house on V-day.

[–]Dialerstring2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

Na she gets a Starbucks coffee for Valentine only. I used to bring her coffee every Wednesday to her job until 1 years ago she stated “The only thing you do is bring me coffee!” All the flowers I would send got replaced with a Chai Latte.

[–]wkndatbernardus4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

The only kind of Starbucks I buy is the stock, in an index fund. For some odd reason that company hates hetero men.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Passive aggressive, yet compliance with a malicious tint to it. I like.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I actually quite like this.

[–]SeamusAwl2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

And if you play your cards just right you may even get lucky!

I got her a $3k set of diamond earings with matching necklace. So that means I get to cuddle and rub her feet!

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I guarantee you that an expensive dinner at a expensive restaurant plus the gifts will get you laid. But all the right places are fully booked for Valentines, you should have planned better and booked way way in advance!

[–]SiegreicherMarsch2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Brothers, help, I'm screwed. I'm at the grocery store right now and some jacked Chad just walked off with the last bouquet of roses and teddy bear. No doubt he's going to score big time. I don't know what to do, I'm panicking here.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Manufactured holidays, which are nothing more than random dates on a calendar, are big business.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't be a buzz kill Red! Get in the spirit of looooove!

[–]redismyfuture1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Nothing says "I love you sweety" like IOU foot rubs. She'll love that after all the hard work she puts in with the kids.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

But that shoyld already be standard in your repatoire! Good time to start!

[–]RicoDunne1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Couples Boxing lesson with gloves and a dessert afterwards. She is actually looking forward to going into the ring with me! I don't know if I should be glad to have a brave woman or insulted.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

As long as Squiderina doesn't have the weight advantage you will be okey dokey!

[–]RicoDunne2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL! I told her sarcastically let's do this couples boxing thing at the gym, because I thought she wouldn't go for it. I would like to see what she has. Not worried as I have weight, height, power, and reach on her in addition to 1 year of martial arts training. I've gotten better at calibrating for sparing partners, so she's lucky there.

Marriage is like boxing, don't go near a ring if you don't know what you're doing!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I got my wife a “new” car for Valentines Day.

Actually, I bought myself a new car and I’m giving my wife my used, hand me down.

Still trying to decide if I’ll have my new car delivered to fake her out or not. I guess we will see how well she behaves the next couple of days, and if the surprise she’s been saving all her allowance for is good or not.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

$143? That could buy a lot of skittles, that's for sure.

[–]jerrymcguiver1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Candles lit and footrub at 9:15. Backrub 9:30 and make sure not to touch her butt she says it makes her uncomfortable so lower back off limits. Read her my new poem for her at 10:00. By 10:15 I move in for the kill and ask her politely if it's ok to take my penis out and if she wants to have sex.

That's my daily routine of how i game and kino my wife. She seems to really like it and all and we've managed to increase sex to once a month up from every 3rd month as of late. I've doubled the length of massage for this special day and i bought her more of our special for her pleasure condoms since the last box got lost.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wow. Such Success! Keep it up and we will sticky this post as a success here in /r/deadbedrooms !

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (8 children) | Copy

I know this is complete satire, and in my BP faggot days I'd be right here actually taking these suggestions seriously.

But this year - I actually like my wife. She's been a good little girl lately. So, I bought her a..... trombone.

Yes, a trombone.

Fuck ya'll shit's going to be hilarious... I can't wait to see her face when she expects chocolates, flowers and a date, only to be met by a fucking TROMBONE.

Now I'm just trying to craft the witty line during delivery of the gift.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Something involving the word Tromboner for sure.

[–]wkndatbernardus1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"You'll note, my dear, how a trombone extendz when you jerk it's pipe back and forth..."

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

Oh Jesus. Tell me it's not rusty...

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

She'd still blow it even if it was.

[–]5secondstozerotime1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Your children will hate you one day.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

If they knew what I do to her they'd hate me already.

[–]5secondstozerotime-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

Then maybe don’t do it?

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

No, do it more, do it harder, do it with whipped cream.

[–]7rashbin1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

I’m starting to think following this subreddit was a mistake..

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy

You must get outraged at the Onion

[–]7rashbin2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

i’m quite autistic when it comes to detecting sarcasm on the internet...

[–]Kpwn880 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Satire is a fine art, friend.

[–]7rashbin1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. I’m autistic, not artistic.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

No brother, we will show you the way, just send $1000 and a self adressed envelope and we will show you the way to bliss!

[–]7rashbin2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

PM an address . . .

[–]BoiLyon0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

One of the simple advantages of having a Jehovah’s Witness wife: She would be offended if I acknowledged ANY holiday other than our anniversary. . .it would be considered ‘idolatry.’

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Jehovah’s Witness wife

curious, do y'all have any weird sexo-religious things like the mormon's majic undies?

[–]StarrryNight32 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

JWs are pretty puritanical when it comes to sex. There are even restrictions on what's allowed between a married couple (https://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/quotes/oral-anal-sex.php). They take it to funny extremes... JW headquarters made two super-cringy videos for all new HQ workers to watch. One of them talks about how male Bethalites shouldn't use pillows to masturbate: https://youtu.be/Xh6JdkXn5VY?t=3798

There is a big exception to this puritanical outlook when it comes to pedophiles. It requires two witnesses for an accusation of pedophilia to be "valid" to JW leadership. However, pedophiles don't usually abuse their victims in front of an audience. The Australian Royal Commission found out JW leadership has hidden 1006 cases of pedophilia from authorities in Australia. They're also being sued/investigated for it in other countries.

Edit: I forgot to mention that they discuss sex in their church sermons/meetings with small children in attendance. Subjects discussed: bestiality, porn, masturbation, anal sex, oral sex, lap dancing, etc.... they define/describe it and then go over why it's forbidden.

[–]BoiLyon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha! No! Most of the JW families I know seem normal in that realm other than the fact that they’re being fed a load of Beta Teachings.

[–]wkndatbernardus1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You mean besides the cool briefcases they carry around?

[–]red88lobster0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I told my wife I had a suprise for her . It was very romantic.

What I did was I took her to the bedroom and fucked her brains out .

She enjoyed it.

Happy wife happy life . Lol

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I was going to buy my wife a rifle today. But stupid Buds Guns doesn't have it in stock, so I had to back order it. I will gladly take care of it and shoot it for her though. I'm a good husband.

[–]RedPillCoach0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Best....thread....ever

Holding frame is a real thing, just like flowers, chocolates, and coconut oil massages in the buttcrack. The important thing is to negotiate openly and schedule the sex on date night no matter how much you have to pay. Because communication is critical to long term intimate relationships.

[–]ManguZa0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Seriously?
Try the other way, buy something cheap but personnalised and thoughful (if anything).

[–]The_LitzRed Beret[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

Skittles

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

bitches love skittles



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