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Shit test...did I pass?

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July 31, 2019
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On vacation. Every night I go have a cigar when family goes to bed. My wife is obese and I have posted here and at MRP about that. I am about six weeks into MRP.

So she texts me, complaining that I do this every night and it makes her feel like a babysitter.

Since I am not interested in making a sexual overture to defuse it (since I don't want it), and sure as hell am not going to apologize or DEER anymore about what I want to do, I decide to pressure flip.

I tell her to come join me as I would appreciate her company. Kids are old enough to take care of themselves.

She declined, and says kids are asleep and she doesn't want to (which I figured- she just wants to complain).

I STFU. Next text from her is "I am going to bed see you tomorrow." I reply with a kiss-blowing emoji. (Which I figure is the kiss her on the head to end it if it's a comfort test).

Given this is the first time I tried a strategy in response to a shit test, how was my response? Should I have made a playful sexual comment instead? Or something else?


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Title Shit test...did I pass?
Author Vegasman20002
Upvotes 14
Comments 55
Date 31 July 2019 09:15 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/247600
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/ckekzo/shit_testdid_i_pass/
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[–]aggierogue340 points41 points  (2 children) | Copy

Oh my. What is your endgame in all of this? If it's to smoke cigars I think you're doing great.

[–]JudgeDoom698 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

u/Vegasman20002 this is the real question. What are you trying to accomplish? MRP is a sexual strategy, so if your Krispy Kreme wife is not attractive to you, passing her shits or not passing them doesn't matter.

Once you finally get out of her frame and operate truly and completely independent of her reactions, you will find this to be very liberating.

[–]redismyfuture6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I hope he isn't under her frame. I don't even think a rock could survive.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy

Why the fuck would you make a sexual comment to a woman you don’t want to fuck?

Get checked for autism

[–]nester794 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol

[–]thatboyjeff0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Reply of the year.

[–]WolfofAllStreetz13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is literally my definition of hell.

[–]helaughsinhidden19 points20 points  (3 children) | Copy

Get your Testosterone levels checked. You shouldn't be so dickless even at your age.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

True fact. I’m OP’s age, and my lifts are literally double. Whoever made the comment about OP lifting instead of sucking on a phallic cigar was spot on.

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

I am. Have a test scheduled for when I get back from this trip.

[–]helaughsinhidden4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good for you.

Seriously, lots of guys stopped waking up with a hard on on their 20s or 30s and just accept it as normal. Somehow the idea of getting on TRT comes off as less manly, which is insane. To think, people will settle for female level hormones instead of taking a pill because they don't want to "be a pussy" makes absolutely no sense.

Testosterone is what makes you able to not give an F when it matters and stand up when you should. Take control of situations, not put up with bullshit, makes your workouts actually do something, and yeah, makes you enjoy AND WANT to have great sex.

[–]_-resonance-_9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

You seem to say you’re not interested in sex, but then suggest being sexual. I will say, the kiss emoji is great when she can’t tell if it means “Go fuck your self; I don’t give a shit about whatever you said,” or, “‘Night, hon!”

[–]VengefullyY0urs8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

Get your lifts up and diet properly, and lead your wife into being more attractive or lead her out the door to find someone you want to have sex with.

Emoji are no cool and rarely work right u less your game is on point.

That wasn’t a shit test. Your wife wants to fuck you, and she was calling out for it covertly, and then was passive aggressive after you denied her.

You need to be fucking your wife or someone else will no matter how fat she is. If you don’t care then it’s time to leave and stop wasting each others time.

If you do care lead her into getting in shape.

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

She didn't want to to fuck. We are in one room with both kids sleeping feet away.

Your last sentence is what I am hoping for. Will need to develop OI in the meantime since if it doesn't happen I am already working on the out, and have gotten legal wheels in motion.

[–]VengefullyY0urs1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fair enough - The message sounded like she was trying to get you into bed.

And regarding getting her to lift and diet, it will take 4-5 months of you doing it consistently and perhaps getting pre selection from other women in front of her to light a fire under her ass.

[–]Flynnjacklepappy7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

WTF did I just read?

[–]justpickanyusernameRed Beret16 points17 points  (9 children) | Copy

Do you care to pass it? You don’t seem to be interested in fucking this woman. Why the hell are you trying to pass her shit tests?

While we are on topic, I was at the grocery store and an old lady, probably mid 90’s, with a oxygen mask drove up in one of those electric carts behind me. So, I totally flexed while we were waiting so she could see my muscles and I pulled out my best alpha lines. Do you think she’s down to bang?

What’s your end game here?

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 0 points1 point  (8 children) | Copy

End game is to be enough of a man that she will stick with a diet plan and lose weight instead of not caring enough to do so.

[–]aggierogue325 points26 points  (1 child) | Copy

Your endgame has the word her in it. That's highly dependent on her behavior and not your own.

Try "to be a man that I can respect and be proud of that ANY woman, including my obese wife, would work to be with".

That's still half way there and short sighted, but at least you are at the center of it.

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Well said.

[–]simbarlionRed Beret16 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy

End game is to be enough of a man that I will have options regardless of if she will stick with a diet plan and lose weight instead of not caring enough to do so. If she slims down she gets first chance at keeping the prize

[–]Perfectinmyeyes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This

[–]umizumiz5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Release the hellhounds!

[–]justpickanyusernameRed Beret11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Covert contract much?

[–]hack3geRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I honestly didn’t think you could be more of a faggot and then you posted this.

[–]Cmvplease214 points15 points  (6 children) | Copy

His OYS #3

I am disappointed that no one has called me a faggot yet, here. So I must be doing something wrong.

Yeah you're an old fuck with no potential and zero SMV and you complain about your fat ass wife. You're beyond faggot. You're an old fucking fairy. A shell of a man who's name is weakness. And your lifts prove it.

Bench 125, bicep curls 25, barbell row 85. 5'7" 162. (These weights for 5x5 ) 23% BF

It's clear from your OYS that you judge yourself on whether or not you're happy with your wife. One of the first things you say here is that your wife is obese. What a faggot.

The fact that you are asking a bunch of internet strangers if you "did good" by sending your fat ass wife a text shows how much of a faggot you are.

Get to work. Read the sidebar. Stick that cigar up your ass and do some squats.

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 4 points5 points  (5 children) | Copy

Sticking them up my ass makes it hard to smoke. And when I do they don't taste very good

[–]Cmvplease210 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy

Exactly. Stop smoking. Use that time to lift.

[–]IncitingDramah4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Sticking them up my ass makes it hard to smoke. And when I do they don't taste very good

Great side step to the fact that comment is 100% right. You derive your happiness from success from your wife.

You're supposed to AA/AM shit tests from women, not the community of men you're asking advice from you fucking idiot.

You want your wife to work out? GO FUCKING LIFT. Lead by example, the only exercise you're truly committed to here is mental gymnastics.

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

I am lifting. Only been at this six weeks but I am lifting religiously, eating better, counting calories etc.

Of course the comment was right. Why else would I be here?

[–]IncitingDramah1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You're completely missing the point.

Take the lead! Dont bitch or complain, because you cant change people. Go get sexy yourself, because when you do two things will happen.

  1. She'll realize that your SMV is drastically out her range and dread will eat her alive, thus motivating her to actually go lose weight.

Or

  1. She'll become nihilistic/give up and do nothing.

Either case, you've set yourself up for better advancement.

Right now, you sound like a bitter fucking beta.

[–]nester792 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Have an affair. Seriously, being with an obese woman is a life not worth living.

[–]SteveStJohn3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

You did your thing. When challenged on it by wife you invited her to join you. That's the essence of TRP. It's your life; they join in.

Sounds like you kept your frame that night. That's all you have to do--every day.

In a year you might look back and think, "I could have handled that better." In the meantime, ignore those who criticize as if just 6 weeks after discovering MRP you're supposed to be Super Chad.

[–]Morpheus_TNTB2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm over 50 and this post makes me cringe...FUCK!

[–]RoccoPinkman2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Faggot. Do you feel better now?

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red3 points4 points  (9 children) | Copy

What kind of cigar?

[–]470_2_700_nm3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Colts, wine tipped with the plastic filters.

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 1 point2 points  (7 children) | Copy

Partagas Black Label. All I could get in Italy.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

Sounds like a legit vacation.

Fuck all these guys. If you wanna smoke a stogie, then do it.

I mean your lifts are pathetic. But I am not motivated enough to rip you open today.

Instead how about you do something useful. PM me your Italy trip guide. Planning on taking kids in 2020.

Thanks fag.

[–]RPeed3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Planning on taking kids in 2020.

Sicily worth the connection if you can get there. Rome is overrated, Milan is underrated. Venice is correctly rated (at awesome). Food is good everywhere. Driving sucks but trains are good - riding one through the alps could be the best part.

Be prepared to experience heat with no air-con, 4-5 hours of walking a day, and resorting to sucking dicks for protein if you don't take your own whey.

Prego.

[–]FoxShitNasty831 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Upvote for venice

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I am a skinny armed fat bellied 160 lbs. My lifts suck because I do. But I should be able to make gains quickly given such a low starting point. I hope.

[–]FoxShitNasty830 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Stop hoping a start acting, how are you going to fix this. What is your plan?

Your fat but but not super fat. I'm your height and I started at 74kg 27% fat.. I decided to cut first... Took over a year to get to 15% fat (i had no muscle.. I still don't) if I could start again I would have eaten just above maintenance to fuel lifts and make gainz first. You do you, just don't expect to cut and look ripped within a year.

[–]drumandtheywillcum860 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I'm about to start cutting now as I am 5 foot 10 and weigh 206 lbs. I'm decently muscular but I definitely have some fat covering them. When cutting is it best to have a high protein diet and very low carbs or what?

[–]FoxShitNasty831 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Read bigger leaner stroger

[–]bowhunter8573 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

How old are your kids?

[–]Vegasman20002[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

16 and 9.

[–]simbarlionRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I tried a strategy

FAIL

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

No.

Text is for logistics.

[–]470_2_700_nm1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

K dick head you have not read the material. Text for logistics only and when you are not such a pussy and your wife actually craves your hold you can send her dick pics.

For now work on yourself and don’t worry about the rest.



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