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So this just happened...

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November 21, 2019

Things were finally starting to turn around. Family running smooth, I am doing well in the gym, wife has almost got the toddler weaned and hormones balanced which means aunt flow came back. 3 months later, in fact a week ago we went out for some drinks, nachos and cigars. Got home, had the indoor Olympics before sleep.

She missed her monthly and the test came back positive today.

A third baby...

It's my fault for being irresponsible. I get it. But damn, now I feel like my life is on hault for another two years.

The last baby really did a number on the marriage. He has not been a laid back kid at all.

I'm just trying to get my thoughts out I guess. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm not a bunch of kids in a minivan kind of guy.

I feel guilty for the regret.

I don't even know if my marriage can take another sexless, stressful hiatus so soon.

But, I still have to own my shit.

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Title So this just happened...
Author DeanMaverick13
Upvotes 18
Comments 47
Date 21 November 2019 10:57 PM UTC (1 year ago)
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I missed the post history. Now I need a appropriate flair for this guy. Taking all suggestions.

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This is the same moron who threw a hotdog at a friend’s head and she ran away crying. This is all gloriously dumb.

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Good find. That’s hilarious.

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You cannot be seerious

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

It seemed like a good idea at 5am... Better have my coffee and wake up a bit before thinking from now on.

[–]dilberryhoundog0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

It’s a play on words... SEERious

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yup, still too early.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

In crisis, there is opportunity. Or not, if you don't get with the program.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ya need to lead your family.

When kids are a spaz, they are just replicating the gross chaos the parents feel of being overwhelmed.

Lift. Sidebar.

Get your tubes clipped and tied

[–]RPWolfAlpha_as_Wolf_2.013 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Everything in this post disgusts me. I can tell just from this post without looking at your post history that you are a fat, immature, fuck up who couldn't own his own shit if his life depended on it because it does.

I can handle some pretty serious levels of fucking retardedness around here but when faggots like you make kids and then regret them I literally want to curb stomp you.

Quit your fucking bellyaching and realize that this is all your fault. Your sexless marriage, the "stress" of having kids, and most of all this gem:

The last baby really did a number on the marriage. He has not been a laid back kid at all.

Fuck you, man. Blaming your kid on your marriage being a trash pile. Yeah kids are hard but maybe if you lead your family it wouldn't be. Your kids had exactly zero fucking say about being brought into this world by your malformed sperm so own your shit and be the type of man your kids can emulate, not the retarded sperg you are now!!

[–]RedPillGlasses11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

I’m not a bunch of kids in a minivan kind of a guy

I got bad news for you faggot

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[–]hack3geRed Beret8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Bang up job Colombo....

As for this little nugget:

I don't even know if my marriage can take another sexless, stressful hiatus so soon.

You clearly don’t get it all - this shit was never about your marriage faggot.

[–]SeeTheFence8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

You’re a lucky man. One mans trash...

[–]wkndatbernardus10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly. Effing degenerate culture can't understand a blessing if it slaps them in the grill.

[–]PillUpAss11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

Get fixed, dummy. Do it now.

[–]Skiffbug4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I did the same mistake and got fixed. 12/10 would do again. Should have done it earlier.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good point.

[–]teaandtalk2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Otherwise he's just going to post the same thing a year and a half from now.

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have 2 and I wouldn't want another one. As you say, 2 more years of bringing up a baby until they can actually do things on their own properly. It's a lot of work and you know this.


Look at the positives NOT the negatives. You've had your little cry about it, now sort out your shit and get planning. Do things better than you did before. Learn from past mistakes with your other children and make sure you have a slightly easier ride this time.

You'll be OK brother. That's what you want to hear isn't it.


[–]wkndatbernardus3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dog, I'd be doing cartwheels if I were you. Like Louis CK said, "everything is awesome, but no one is happy."

[–]TRT_Maybe_Deca2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks for the reminder that I need to schedule my vasectomy

So it's not all bad, your helping to remind the rest of us to stay on our toes.

That flair is dreamy as fuck too

Also marriages can handle 3 kids, sounds like you can't manage 2. Man the fuck up

[–]fannyfire3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

How the fuck are you this irresponsible? I’ve been tracking my wife’s cycle for two years now. I know when she’ll have her period before she does.

What else are you fucking clueless about?

[–]lotrlotr140 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

How do you go about tracking her period? Any guides I should follow?

[–]fannyfire1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I use an app called clue on IOS. Been using it for two years now. To get started I asked her when her period was every day until I found the first day. We tracked it together because she did not want to be on birth control. It will be easier for you if she knows you’re tracking it. The benefit is you can have sex without a condom and you’ll know when her hormones are about to turn her into a bitch haha.

[–]redwall924 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

There were two questions in life I thought I'd never be able to answer.

1) Am I ready to have kids?

2) Am I ready to be done having kids?

Number 1 gets answered by nature unless you're really on the top of your frame game (which no 21yo is IMO).

And five kids later ... I was ready to answer number 2. Weirdest thing ... never thought I'd be able to answer it, but the answer was staring me in the face :: 5.

TL;DR - 2 more to go bro. Magic number's 5.

[–]lololasaurus2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think that's awesome. Your tribe increases. You will get out of this what you put into it. Sadly it doesn't sound like you're really up to the challenge of leading yourself, much less others such as a family. Hopefully you can come to some good perspective there.

[–]2ndalRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

But damn, now I feel like my life is on hault for another two years.

Who's in control here, you or an unborn fetus?

[–]OptimusRP2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

I got a vasectomy but they must not have done it right because my wife still got pregnant and the baby was half black. Weird...

[–]coinbaserep1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don’t worry about it. Happens all the time. Plus your wife probably has some Native American dna past down from her great great grandfather. It can skip several generations

[–]tap09885340 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Before Mrp, babies meant little to no sex while pregs and little to no sex while nursing (2 yrs). With our last kid, she was still eager to bang one out hours before we went in for the c-section.

After the post-op greenlight she's been an eager Beaver. She's even nursed the baby during sex to shut him up. I've gotten home at 6 while she's serving dinner, led her to the bedroom, and she's spent 90 minutes banging it out while toddlers try to break off the doorknob, and the older kids slide art projects under the door. And this while she's still in pain from surgery.

Her hamster even imagines that she is completely silent the whole time and seems unaware of her cries of pleasure.

The difference between getting your wife to fuck you, and being someone your wife wants to fuck is night and day.

And for me this is beginner marginal MRP dread level 0, not Mrp success. I'm a little stronger, but still 40 lbs overweight. It primarily rides on two things, constantly improving, and not being a butthurt bitch.

[–]go-RED-go0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Jeez i feel bad for your kids.. Poor kids banging on the door and sliding art projects begging for attention while you're fucking will leave them damaged. Ps. Nice bragging.

[–]Drivinga14860 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Change your fucking perspective, now! The more you look at this as a negative the more it will become one. This is a blessing. Focus on the possitve and being positve and the more your wife will fill that shape of your container. This is your opportunity to step up be the oak and lead your family. Stop focusing on the negatives and quit letting fear run your life. Time to step up and be a man. We've given you the tools now do it.

[–]AlohaMaui8080 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's my fault for being irresponsible.

Literally the only part of your post that has anything to do with

I still have to own my shit.

I don't know your situation, but maybe you should take a look at the OYS Header text in r/MarriedRedPill , rewrite this pile of shit into an actual OYS based on what OYS actually is, and post it this coming Tuesday so you can start to actually OYS in a way that will allow you to progress out of this extremely pathetic, loser mindset you have going right now.

All the rest of your post is you trying to DEER to us about your failings as a leader of your clan, and cry for sympathy in the same breath as well.

Your victim puke makes me want to... puke.

[–]adeptintact-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

From some of the comments on this thread, don't get a vasectomy and emasculate yourself. Your SMV would instantly go down. Instead, get your wife to do a tubal ligation.

Rollo touches on vasectomies among other things in his latest post:

[–]coinbaserep0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Bullshit. The only reason why a wife could get away with making jokes like that and would find that funny was because she didn’t respect for The man she was married to even before the vasectomy

Beta male bullshit

When I got it done my wife asked how I felt about it and I said “I’m relived , now I don’t have to worry about you or my girlfriend getting pregnant(with a smirk”

She turns red in the face and calls me an asshole. I then laughed and said don’t worry I would have made her get an abortion.

Now that shits funny.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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