My first post and probably only post on reddit. I felt like this one had to be made known. Back to lurking...

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-05T00:44:21+00:00

"You know what I call guys under 6'0? Friends". OK. OK. So she's an Amazon Goddess. I get it.

And then you scroll down and see her actual height. 🤣

Oh well. It's our loss some of us are not tall enough to catch her HSV. 😞

CalicoJack703 · 2020-01-05T01:13:20+00:00

Mates, I forgot I censored it. She's 19 years old

KazarakOfKar · 2020-01-05T01:14:32+00:00

Nothing more unattractive than a literal whore with an attitude.

IrishGamer3 · 2020-01-05T00:50:44+00:00

onlyfans

This is an advertisement for her onlyfans and not for a real relationship

xkulp8 · 2020-01-05T01:51:57+00:00

She tested negative for having tits, though

twunting · 2020-01-05T01:04:56+00:00

Herpes, broke, smoker looking for casual relationships. I wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole. Who in his right mind would hit that?

whoooo0cares · 2020-01-05T00:56:57+00:00

Bitch you have diseases, you know what that means? You don't have options.

Harold_Heckuba · 2020-01-05T00:54:06+00:00

Who would willingly want to get the herp from this bitch?

bottletop101 · 2020-01-05T05:23:02+00:00

You know what I call girls with herpes? Strangers.

TANQspray · 2020-01-05T01:18:56+00:00

Girls that go on about height online are those who are so insecure about looking fat they think being with someone much taller than them makes them looks smaller.

Has diseases, is on meth (can see in the face), not attractive. A decent guy isn’t going to touch it.

pablosito · 2020-01-05T02:46:28+00:00

I find it insane how some girls in their own profile will point out their own disqualifies and where they lose points but then still think they’re in a position to make high end demands.

“Im a single mother!” “I’m fat” “Im a bitch” “I have HSV” “I have no job or place to live”

But youuuuu have to be a damn near god to mTch with me on tinder! Or just an average douchebag with coke at a bAr I’m always wasted at.

Bruchibre · 2020-01-05T01:30:44+00:00

What does "I'm strapped" mean?

Mundane_Batrachian · 2020-01-05T05:41:44+00:00

Painfully average woman, looks down on 87% of US male population (under 6 foot) despite being 5'1" herself.

corey_trevorson · 2020-01-05T03:52:03+00:00

You know what I call girls with HSV? Friends

RT-AC66U · 2020-01-05T01:05:30+00:00

So she is radioactive

Garolfa · 2020-01-05T05:24:57+00:00

She is 1.5 meters. Basically a few centimeters away from a midget.

Sumfuc · 2020-01-05T04:44:22+00:00

So a diseased Ho, midget that looks post-wall, broke & dares to make demands? Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh Calico Jack.

ImpassionedTachyon · 2020-01-05T01:03:14+00:00

😳 now I've seen it all

wantedtoshowyouthis · 2020-01-05T05:49:26+00:00

God DAMN, her lips in the bottom picture. Herpes all over the shop.

RiotAct021 · 2020-01-05T04:53:28+00:00

HSV positive

She like Holdens?

vampyreking666 · 2020-01-05T02:52:50+00:00

Girl with herpes claims high standards. Nope. I'd hate to the be the simp who wifes this one up

Iwantyomilk · 2020-01-05T07:39:23+00:00

“Beauty without chastity is a flower without fragrance.”

CptMoistPanties · 2020-01-05T09:04:43+00:00

>5'1"

why do oompa loompa height girls think tall guys want their genes?

Packerphan66 · 2020-01-05T13:39:57+00:00

As a guy over 6’ tall, You know what I call girls with no tits? Friends

GSFleming · 2020-01-05T20:36:51+00:00

Yuck. She looks like the type of chick you eventually find dead with a needle in her arm.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-01-05T01:59:12+00:00

Strapped? Is that a transformer?

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-01-05T06:03:22+00:00

I have to give her credit for being up front. It makes it easier to pass on.

And while I just might scrape by with her minimum requirement of being 6’ tall, I don’t care for flat chicks. I also don’t want the happies either.

ImprudentPrudence · 2020-01-05T06:47:00+00:00

Getting a very strong Harley Quinn vibe from this one.

paffy58 · 2020-01-05T09:04:34+00:00

Fuck, I already have herpes and still wouldn’t even think about talking to this fake person. Let alone anything else.

chilldude1993 · 2020-01-05T09:31:32+00:00

Just imagine. There's some poor prick out there ready to catch the herp from this bitch.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2020-01-05T16:07:23+00:00

So she only wants to date men over 6'0, and she has herpes.....THANK GOODNESS. Tall dudes can have her and her herpes

silly_birb · 2020-01-05T01:04:20+00:00

That's what happen when a camgirl buys used dildos

shkreli4prez2020 · 2020-01-05T04:28:56+00:00

Know what I call disease-riddled, broke, meth-addicted girls? Disgusting whores.

bigbustanator · 2020-01-05T05:05:26+00:00

Highschool student JFL at the father paying for her to go to private school while she’s a whore

clamnit · 2020-01-05T05:55:04+00:00

Disgusting. It's so sad.

Hairy_Nipplez · 2020-01-05T07:18:10+00:00

That face at 19? Imagine when she hits 29.

Dewrdman · 2020-01-05T08:14:47+00:00

My standards are low but HOLY FUCK.

grundysolomon · 2020-01-05T08:34:17+00:00

19, herpes, 5’1, and these are only the things we know through her. What else isn’t on the profile? Hmm

sweetieman47 · 2020-01-05T08:57:39+00:00

On the bottom photo she is going for the strung out Courtney Love look.

Trojaner15 · 2020-01-05T11:03:26+00:00

You know what I call girls with no D Cup?

Boys

AcidDev · 2020-01-05T14:00:29+00:00

Being 1.94 (~6'4") makes me really fucking disgusted by all those midgets trying to look for tall men when they can't even reach a coffee table.

I don't look to be called a fucking pedo

Than you add all of the aforementioned "qualities" and the whole package just starts shining as bright as a dumpster fire.

Pathetic ^{says a guy on a circle jerk sub 🙃}

Captainbuttman · 2020-01-05T04:53:12+00:00

I misread this as HIV positive lol

averagedude4 · 2020-01-05T04:59:42+00:00

chad checking in here. sorry i dont date 5'1 little sluts.

blackygreen · 2020-01-05T11:12:28+00:00

She looks like emma roberts and miley cyrus had a baby

ummagumma99 · 2020-01-05T12:02:16+00:00

Do you know how I can girls with HSV? Hoes

Scourmont · 2020-01-05T12:17:43+00:00

This has gotta be fake, this is beyond delusional she's just insane. Even simps will take a pause with STD's.

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-01-05T13:46:57+00:00

The most absurd part is that she has an “onlyfans” page where pathetic guys actually pay money to look at her exceptionally average ass.

boydblvd2 · 2020-01-05T13:52:23+00:00

Well at least she has a positive outlook

MRMRising · 2020-01-05T14:27:37+00:00

She has more red flags than a chinese army parade.

Don't go there guys, just keep walking.

defiance211 · 2020-01-05T15:12:02+00:00

I’m sure she substituted an S for the I in her diagnosis.

MattFoley79 · 2020-01-05T15:54:56+00:00

Definitely a drug addict (likely meth). We have thousands of these zombies wandering around central Ohio. Most will suck your dick for $20, a pack of Pal Mals, and a ride to their dealer's house.

s1500 · 2020-01-05T18:16:16+00:00

You know what I call myself under 6'? HSV negative.

HYOOOO!

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-01-06T02:39:20+00:00

HSV, The gift that keeps on giving. Hard pass.

Listen up slut, Du Jour, There is a dating site specifically for people like you that collect STD's like they are Pokemon. Head over there and leave these sites for people who care about themselves and don't go full whore.

mimiczx · 2020-01-07T02:28:40+00:00

🤮She's got the herps and standards. Is this real life?

nettrader7 · 2020-01-05T02:33:20+00:00

"You know what I call guys under 6'0? Friends"

LOL

TheKongClan · 2020-01-05T06:47:50+00:00

Prolly ain't thicc. Girl got that anterior pelvic tilt action going on.

licknsuckus · 2020-01-05T11:18:42+00:00

you know what we call people with HSV, we don't know you, you dirty bitch!

VerdantFuppe · 2020-01-05T12:14:40+00:00

A cyber prostitute trying to grow her customer base. That's going to be tough with a face like that.

DarthCallidous · 2020-01-05T14:02:56+00:00

Thank God I'm 5'7"

Yanrogue · 2020-01-05T16:21:13+00:00

That's a man, baby!

CarlSpacler · 2020-01-05T16:23:26+00:00

Fucks for drugs

suicidemeteor · 2020-01-05T16:37:34+00:00

Pretty hot until I saw the face that looks like a 5 year old got meth

Hubblenobbin · 2020-01-05T16:46:11+00:00

Holy track marks batman!

Goldenwind89 · 2020-01-05T17:06:03+00:00

This has to fake. I will lose faith in humanity if this is real.

Cinema_subway · 2020-01-05T17:59:29+00:00

Why the fuck she look like Harley Quinn if the joker gave her an STD from robbing her V card and not J card

Penotebotor · 2020-01-05T18:23:36+00:00

She looks like Harley Quinn

laptopdragon · 2020-01-05T18:29:17+00:00

destroyed before she could even (legally) vote or drink... smh.

rvail136 · 2020-01-05T20:13:34+00:00

Well, the sense of entitlement is high with this one. It's not like she's gorgeous either. The inflated SMV she THINKS she has is...stunning. 5/10 at best.

2020-01-05T21:03:34+00:00

No, Jules, you decided to be a BUM. They got a name for that, it's called a BUM.

five_eight · 2020-01-05T22:45:25+00:00

What does "I'm strapped" mean?

2020-01-06T03:25:41+00:00

I see someone's reanimated Nancy Spungen.

geyejoe7 · 2020-01-06T19:33:11+00:00

155 CM AND WANTS OVER 183 CM ONLY??? REALLY?

Domebeers · 2020-01-06T20:08:12+00:00

your dick would turn green

2020-01-10T16:43:43+00:00

So glad I found this sub, so much gold on here damn !!!

anon333498 · 2020-01-31T23:59:01+00:00

I just feel sad for this woman. You can tell that she knew her worth once she tested for HIV.

She knew that no one would want her any longer because she is disease ridden.

She knew her romantic life was over once that happened.

Now, to make herself feel better, she chooses to make others diseased ridden, to make others be like her because she’s so uncomfortable in her body.

She’s probably had several failed suicide attempts.

Poor girl. Poor, poor, poor girl.

Considered_Dissent · 2020-01-05T11:38:11+00:00

If she had posted a reasonable/rational post (say 4/5 points, which include discussing what she actually brings to a relationship) then i would actually heavily praise for listing point 1 and for front-loading it so people could read the rest of the post fully informed (in contrast to all the "8months pregnant with 12 kids at home' that always gets snuck in right at the end).

This just reads as passive aggressive and delusional.

anti-hypergamist · 2020-01-05T01:52:21+00:00

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Title	My first post and probably only post on reddit. I felt like this one had to be made known. Back to lurking...
Author	CalicoJack703
Upvotes	755
Comments	205
Date	January 5, 2020 12:07 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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