Fuckboi in his 40s, a starterpack

modernmedusaa · 2020-05-30T21:03:17+00:00

Also brags about his various investments/ properties....has a paddy tantrum and negs you when you don't bite the bait.

JuddHerpatow · 2020-05-30T21:22:40+00:00

ADD: Ex-wife who ruined ________________.

ParticularMonth0 · 2020-05-30T20:03:15+00:00

excellent! you should add "i was busy", "hey", *left you on read because he talks with too many pickmeishas and dont even remember their names*, "just want to have some fun", *watch videos of girls twerking * and more xD

endorphins_ · 2020-05-30T22:25:40+00:00

“Wants kids someday” but “Not looking for anything serious”

dahmerloveszombies · 2020-05-30T22:33:04+00:00

Oh god, I’m 39 and these are my prospects

crystalspringspace · 2020-05-31T00:33:46+00:00

Drives an Audi, goes to a high end barber shop, secretly gets Botox and gave his ex wife (who is a Reiki healer/yoga instructor) a nice divorce settlement. Yet, he says you are high maintenance when you ask to go out for a nice dinner.

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-05-30T23:50:29+00:00

This is so perfect.

Also, "I'm having drinks with colleagues"....at least 4 times a week 🥴

sweatydeath · 2020-05-30T23:14:12+00:00

The carrot on the stick 🤣 Only the lowest of low value males resort to these tactics!

SomethinDifferential · 2020-05-30T20:16:43+00:00

But sushi is delicious! D:

BlueImmigrant · 2020-05-30T23:09:17+00:00

I get hit on by a lot of dudes who are around my dad's age (yuck!!!) and one thing i don't get is how they "politely" tell women that "females expire after 30", while ignoring the fact that they themselves aren't exactly fresh. I am not interested in older guys, first because i don't find them attractive, and second because male fertility plummets after 35. Although they will never accept that, because it contradicts the "men age like wine" narrative that they use to make themselves feel better about their hair loss and unfit bodies. The double standards are disgusting.

OrchidLion · 2020-05-30T20:53:47+00:00

Im fucking sick of these fuckers getting to fuck their brains out and have fun in life banging young girls, while we women are stuck repairing the damage they have done to us years after the fact.

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THAT WE HAVE TO GET FUCKED AND TRAUMATIZED AND USED AND THROWN AWAY WHILE THEY GO ON AND ON WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD FUCKING GIRLS UNTIL 45

2020-05-30T20:18:32+00:00

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PsychedelicDoc · 2020-05-30T23:21:35+00:00

Their girlfriends do NOT look like that. Please.

andersdn · 2020-05-30T23:00:30+00:00

Everyone he ever dated was TotAlLY cRazY.

idiosyncrassy · 2020-05-30T23:03:42+00:00

Needs a picture of a pair of Converse and an Untucked shirt or a "CoOl TsHiRt" with something like Star Wars on it.

DoYouLikeFish · 2020-05-30T23:42:44+00:00

Agree except I wish a guy would choose sushi for our date!

thedragonwithinxo · 2020-05-31T01:51:56+00:00

Why do they get pretty women?

wildensdad · 2020-05-31T06:05:28+00:00

This what the guys looked like who I allowed to break my heart when I entered the corporate world fresh out of university. They knew that at work I was held back from advancing in my career due to being a young female, and they knew that they would have to portray a sense of workplace power because that is what I was after.

Two_Crescent · 2020-05-31T06:31:20+00:00

Nothing sadder than an oldass fuckboy

ChixCzech · 2020-05-31T00:30:48+00:00

I literally just left my husband, and I'm trying OLD for the first time in years just for kicks. It's a sad little world.

I was talking to this guy for a week and we were supposed to go on a date tomorrow. I had a couple of shitty days, he asked about them and I told him all about it. He was suddenly too busy to answer me except twice in two days, with absolutely no response to the answers to his questions. Deleted and blocked!

2020-05-30T20:02:02+00:00

Just noticed there’s another starter pack on the front page. Guess today is the day for these.

advicethrowawayyys · 2020-05-31T00:15:48+00:00

This is why you get them to spend as much money as possible without having sex with them. If they aren’t spending money on you, you may as well be with a peer you find more attractive. Or just be alone.

txnative12346 · 2020-05-31T01:50:36+00:00

Oh My God....Should I send this to him???? He’s texting me rn.

nnns · 2020-05-31T06:12:00+00:00

See Tom on 90 day fiancé

curlygirl507 · 2020-05-31T04:46:08+00:00

Wait, what's wrong with sushi?

nopuedeser818 · 2020-05-30T22:19:02+00:00

This is hilarious!

MissAustraliana · 2020-05-31T03:28:41+00:00

Lmao

90grnjollypandabearz · 2020-05-31T03:30:10+00:00

Lmao down to a T

sanguine_duality · 2020-05-31T15:01:16+00:00

I know some 30 year olds like this.

Upset_Airline · 2020-05-31T21:03:48+00:00

Hahaha omg!

greenteaapplepie69 · 2020-06-01T06:33:21+00:00

Oh shit, have a lot of you really dated guys like this? 👀

WHY?

GCSiren · 2020-05-30T23:17:00+00:00

What's wrong with sushi?

GamblingGlamour · 2020-05-31T01:00:36+00:00

What’s wrong with sushi though? I love sushi!!

obfsctr · 2020-05-31T05:14:11+00:00

you're telling me I'm on the right path

Schmutz73 · 2020-05-31T06:47:33+00:00

I need this kind od men.. where do they go on Reddit? XD

Title	Fuckboi in his 40s, a starterpack
Author	myaccountiscool
Upvotes	1345
Comments	155
Date	May 30, 2020 7:57 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gtkniv/fuckboi_in_his_40s_a_starterpack/
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