That made me lol 😂 They are all the same no matter what language they speak. *Not my messages, got it elsewhere

caffeine_inmyveins · 2020-02-13T02:07:25+00:00

FULL BODY PIG. I'M CACKLING

AnansiNeon · 2020-02-13T01:39:44+00:00

Send 🐽

siberiansummer · 2020-02-13T01:35:33+00:00

I should’ve added a “FDS humor” flair. Admins can you please do it?

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-02-13T01:41:24+00:00

🐷🐷🐷

LadyE123 · 2020-02-13T13:35:05+00:00

"hello, sex object. Send me, a total stranger, your naked body + face pic so I can jerk off and use the pics as blackmail later. Disgusting porn online isn't enough for some reason. I'll give you nothing of value in return but useless pointless words."

letsberealforamoment · 2020-02-13T01:13:34+00:00

Lolololololol

WimminCritter · 2020-02-13T04:49:10+00:00

That'll do.

galian84 · 2020-02-13T03:31:36+00:00

LOL!! Wtf was he actually asking for??

supremelyparanoid · 2020-02-13T01:25:50+00:00

😂😂😂 bless

timetofliptables · 2020-02-13T06:41:34+00:00

I love how he used the eye roll emoji like she’s the dummy here. 😂 like, my dude. Google translate. This ain’t rocket science.

purasangria · 2020-02-13T02:22:57+00:00

I'm dying! 🐖🐖

ironymaiden87 · 2020-02-13T09:20:59+00:00

I had a really stressful day but this made it all okay! Have all pigs you want bro 🐖🐖🐖

Kaykay0708 · 2020-02-13T03:41:01+00:00

Rotfl. 😂 Please, make it stop.

Iprotestthetest · 2020-02-13T04:23:32+00:00

I start with one guinea pig then both of them.

BarelyLethal · 2020-02-13T07:10:16+00:00

I want your 🥓 bitz

StrawberryMoon3 · 2020-02-13T03:32:50+00:00

Lol😂

kasurimethi · 2020-02-13T02:27:21+00:00

I’m fucking crying 🤣🤣

jennyrules · 2020-02-13T05:24:32+00:00

I’m crying!!!! 😂

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2020-02-13T10:29:46+00:00

😂😂😂 gold

Knackered_Hubcaps · 2020-02-13T17:07:27+00:00

Ha! This made my day. What an entitled 🐖....except pigs are intelligent, sociable and sensitive. This dude, no way, no how, no clue.

2020-02-13T17:53:39+00:00

This is why I'll never go back to OLD. But this was hilarious! Great response lol.

s_slayer · 2020-02-13T18:46:37+00:00

I can translate - “I haven’t got two brain cells to rub together but please give me fresh jacking material!”

Lakersrock111 · 2020-02-13T12:16:17+00:00

Thank you the star award!! I feel so humbled:).

maryrose-deville- · 2020-02-13T13:59:39+00:00

Lmao 🤣

Hedy__Lamarr · 2020-02-13T14:33:42+00:00

Nice pigs maan!

Gentoka · 2020-02-13T15:14:43+00:00

Haha this was hilarious. Thank you for this it just reminded me thanks to the last pig icon of that great game pass the pigs which I’m now on the hunt for.

Toomanyprollems · 2020-02-13T22:10:44+00:00

Imdying

absenthecon · 2020-02-13T14:49:28+00:00

r/badfaketexts

absenthecon · 2020-02-13T14:49:28+00:00

r/badfaketexts

Title	That made me lol 😂 They are all the same no matter what language they speak. *Not my messages, got it elsewhere
Author	siberiansummer
Upvotes	1422
Comments	45
Date	February 13, 2020 1:04 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f31nn2/that_made_me_lol_they_are_all_the_same_no_matter/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/that-made-me-lol-they-are-all-the-same-no-matter.682681 https://theredarchive.com/post/682681

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