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[–]AmelaniaFDS Newbie145 points146 points147 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
No matter how many times I see examples like this, I'm still just stunned for a brief moment.
[–]Parking-ActFDS Disciple82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I literally said " what the fuck" outloud. It never ceases to make me utterly appalled.
[–]rftw2013Ruthless Strategist72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Me too!
Don't do drinks dates, ladies, that's for when he wants to get you drunk and fuck you.
He ought to be planning a dinner date. A modest restaurant costs no more than a couple rounds of drinks, so cost isn't an excuse..
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Doesn’t matter what he’s planning...I sure as hell aint going 🤣
[–]rftw2013Ruthless Strategist2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, for sure, not with this douchebag!
I meant "he" in a more global sense...
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I got the text, so did I!!
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Crazy, right?!
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 120 points121 points122 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We hadnt even met yet!
[–]LetMeBeYouLittleShitFDS Newbie105 points106 points107 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“In case we want to have sex”
Pink pill translate: I’m sure I want to have sex with you but I’ll phrase it in such a way so that it seems like it was just accidental to guilt you too so that the blame doesn’t fall entirely on me.
StAy ClAsSy MaLeS.
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? I’m appalled...and offended that he thinks I would sleep with him on a first date
[–]sososoniaFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you mean red pill?
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is WITH these guys?
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We haven’t even been on a date yet! And won’t be now!
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send him a clown giphy and block him.
[–][deleted] 75 points76 points77 points 6 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
Why is he even asking? Just bring a condom in your wallet just in case dude.
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yeah why would you need to ask? Maybe he's so large that his special XXXXXXXXXXXXL condom can't fit in a wallet so he's gotta prepare and bring a manbag
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He only wears his murse on special occasions
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah maybe it was actually a way of saying how much she means to him!
[–]smittydoodleFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe it’s so small that he was afraid he’d lose it.
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My thing is it would have been a first date...so he’s insinuating that we would end up back at one of our places afterwards before we even meet. That’s creepy to me
[–]noonecaresat805At-Risk Pick Me Youth68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How does a drink equal sex? These guys must have air for a brain.
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right... especially since we haven’t even met yet!
[–]MuffinSongsFDS Disciple31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The audacity!
[–]turquoisebluesFDS Disciple30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How did he respond to your "What?!"?
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He never did
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He didn’t
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He was clearly testing you to see if you were DTF because that is 100% all he’s interested in and doesn’t want to be out $30 for drinks if he can’t get his dick wet. Even most cheap ass men wouldn’t say that and just carry a couple condoms in their wallet just in case. What a fucking loser.
[–]mariadoeseverythingPickmeisha™️17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. He knew exactly what he was saying.
[–]pyre10FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or he’s laying down date rape defense
[–]buffysummerrsFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please tell me he was joking. And even if it is a joke, it’s a lousy unfunny one.
Delete, block.
He wasn’t...I think there’s something mentally wrong with him
[–]myprettiesFDS Disciple18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men were already trash and now pickmeishas have ruined them further
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Is speaking with zero tact like you don't have fully developed social skills normal these days?
[–]theghettogirlFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You done played yourselves.
I've learned is, wait. They usually say what's on their mind sooner or later.
Well I’m glad it was sooner and I didn’t waste my time! What a creeper
[–]pumpernick3lFDS STRATEGY COACH11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not even worth a response. That’s an automatic block
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh definitely not responding
[–]gawiya8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤦🏻♀️
[–]africantheindianFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BIGGEST TURN OFF. Guys like this are the worst.
[–]idiosyncraticg1FDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a dumbass oh my....
[–]yeontanwFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The drink suggestion was bad enough to begin with.
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[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 15 points16 points17 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]noonecaresat805At-Risk Pick Me Youth68 points69 points70 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 37 points38 points39 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH32 points33 points34 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]mariadoeseverythingPickmeisha™️17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pyre10FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]buffysummerrsFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]myprettiesFDS Disciple18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]theghettogirlFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pumpernick3lFDS STRATEGY COACH11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]PicklesNBaconFDS Apprentice[S] 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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