Nobody wants so maybe if I act like a bitch then everyone will want me. Perfect strategy.

horrorgamesANDdrugs · 2021-04-07T22:47:22+00:00

Im not good at over the phone shit. If you can't handle 2 word sentences then you can't handle this 2 inch dick.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-07T22:49:43+00:00

Sarcasm is her "language of love??" Being 'nice' and 'sweet' didn't cut it for her...

And she doesn't know what she's looking for but she knows when she finds it. WTF?? She's on a dating site - one would THINK she's wanting to date if she's on it!!

No wonder she's a bitter single mom of two kids and no signs of commitment in sight.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-04-07T22:54:02+00:00

She knows she's looking for a hard dick. She doesn't want to admit she's looking for a hard dick.

Breaking_the_beta · 2021-04-07T23:02:27+00:00

I see we’re back to catching bees with vinegar instead of honey.

reignoferror00 · 2021-04-07T23:18:22+00:00

what the hell is "sock ques"? A quest to find that missing sock that disappeared in the wash or dryer?

Don't ask you this shit when it's right there? The only thing there I see is you're sayin you're 40 with two kids and are one hell of a bitch.

yellomachine · 2021-04-07T23:18:53+00:00

Enjoy loneliness. It's gonna last a while.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-04-07T23:49:31+00:00

What a sweet, wholesome lass. Exactly the fresh-faced, lovely, classy kind of girl any man would be proud to introduce to friends and family.

NOT!

qkmax · 2021-04-08T02:07:15+00:00

Why do all these women think that sarcasm and bitchy attitude are selling points? I met a woman a while back and she was smoking hot and had a lot of things I liked about her, until she was complaining how she couldn’t find a guy that could handle her attitude! I was like omg! I thought to myself wow it must be all these men you meet! It could never be that your bitch attitude is something most men can’t stand much past the pump and dump! Smh

Also like all women! “I don’t know what I want!” Bullshit! Like I have said before. “If you don’t know then how the hell should I know!” Call me if your figure it out! Of course you know no women has ever figured that out!

2021-04-07T23:49:56+00:00

Uglies behaving like nasties because they think it makes them pretties.

just_a_CPA · 2021-04-08T00:37:26+00:00

Those hoop earrings and that cleavage shot tell you she is DTF. Notice she didn't say no hookups. This one would blow you behind the dumpster if you took her to her someplace nice - like Arby's.

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-08T00:49:10+00:00

I've figured it out!

sock ques

is suppose to be 'stock questions'

Anyway - if you can't proof read your profile any better than you can cover up those shitty tattoos, then no thanks.

mustangfrank · 2021-04-08T00:47:14+00:00

We all know where this will end. Chad shows up, and it is on like white on rice. The bottom 80% will be filtered out. And in 2 years, she will post again, at the age of 42.

Captain_REEcard · 2021-04-07T23:24:13+00:00

I never understand why they bitch about guys not reading their profile. I mean, those guys are doing them a favor by revealing themselves to be too lazy or uncaring to bother with it in the first place. Sort of a self-eliminating problem. They could just ignore those guys and move on. Instead, they turn away guys that might approach them if they told us what they offered instead of spending their profile complaining about the messages they get.

Oh well, not my problem.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-04-07T23:31:49+00:00

Sock ques ?

2021-04-08T01:12:47+00:00

Them not reading bios used to bug me a bit. That's one reason why I meet in person now. If you're not gonna read my words, hear em. There's more magic in meeting someone in the real world while living life getting to know them slow letting the romance build up overtime

It was a real bummer meeting online. It felt forced instead of the natural bonding way. All of 'em have a string of people behind and ahead of you trying to impress them more to fill the spot as partner. That's the biggest turn off. Their string of hoes would make anybody avoidant in case someone else wins the spot.

styckx · 2021-04-08T02:42:44+00:00

She made sure to highlight them titties though, but don't you dare mention them

Devilsgun · 2021-04-08T01:48:01+00:00

If someone considers sarcasm their 'love language' they're an abuser.

Cristoff13 · 2021-04-08T02:17:10+00:00

She wants an alpha, a player who has enough inborn confidence and experience that he can handle her constant bitchiness. Of course such a guy has no interest in anything beyond casual sex. Perhaps this is what she is actually looking for. If she has any common sense she should know that "sarcasm" is a poor basis for a long term relationship.

C20H25N3O-C21H30O2 · 2021-04-08T05:43:20+00:00

Such hostility

Terrorinthecity1 · 2021-04-08T13:25:20+00:00

This lady is 40 y/o. I can’t believe grown people move like this. I’m 25 and I’m more mature.

MattyK414 · 2021-04-07T23:42:50+00:00

You meet her instead of texting so you don't become her "texting buddy", weeks before the date.

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-04-08T00:36:33+00:00

The antithesis of a desirable woman.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-04-08T01:46:55+00:00

also disgusting hair.

psychiatric case

OscarMatzerath · 2021-04-08T01:50:32+00:00

She’s doomed. Oh well.

fear_based_identity · 2021-04-08T01:32:27+00:00

If my horse face doesnt hook you, my knee knocking tiddies will.

GrannyLesbian · 2021-04-08T06:24:16+00:00

I wish I could message her and ask her how many kids she has.....preferably before she gets up to open Burger King. At 5am.

ltde5150 · 2021-04-08T12:30:30+00:00

My love language is swiping left on dumpster fires.

Clinton-jail · 2021-04-08T00:17:09+00:00

I would do exactly what she’s complaining about in that bio.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-08T08:04:20+00:00

That bitch has hosted more dicks on her landing strip, than a damping pile of soft moist dogshit has had flies on a hot summer day.

Terrorinthecity1 · 2021-04-08T13:23:25+00:00

Why do so many women think sarcasm is attractive?

cib3rn3t · 2021-04-08T03:54:25+00:00

Good luck with that thing.

Wonderful-Meeting639 · 2021-04-08T09:03:35+00:00

is a tattoo or a watermark?

jzck20 · 2021-04-08T10:52:13+00:00

She looks sweet.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-08T13:35:33+00:00

Unfortunately the modern dating seen is all about pictures. This woman is low class obviously. She's 40, 2 kids, multiple failed relationships, likely a temp job, and an aging face (b&w) photos.

djc_tech · 2021-04-13T16:50:47+00:00

Doesn’t know what she’s looking for but you’re supposed to invest time so she can find out...seems like a win for the guy.

At least she’s bitchy up front so if you get involved with her it’s on you at that point

OaklandCali · 2021-04-08T06:30:05+00:00

Just be a mind reader bro.

killindice · 2021-04-08T23:25:26+00:00

Sarcasm is my love language screams 'i have intimacy issues'

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-08T23:29:47+00:00

poor future cats 🤦

Duplicarus · 2021-04-08T02:08:52+00:00

Alright, what the hell is a sock que? Google here I come

Update: I couldn’t find out what it means, so i guess it doesn’t matter

Title	Nobody wants so maybe if I act like a bitch then everyone will want me. Perfect strategy.
Author	stoicstigma
Upvotes	213
Comments	88
Date	April 7, 2021 10:33 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/mmdqyh/nobody_wants_so_maybe_if_i_act_like_a_bitch_then/
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