Overweight single mom wants to connect with you emotionally by you buying her a $2,000+ exercise bike she won’t ever use.

qkmax · 2021-07-01T04:08:56+00:00

I don’t even have the energy to even shake my head at this stupid shit anymore.

MastermindX · 2021-07-01T04:25:01+00:00

Single mother and the thing she wants is an exercise bicycle that you have to pay a monthly subscription to use, and which she obviously can't afford. Nice priorities there.

mgtowyear4 · 2021-07-01T05:04:11+00:00

When I feed a hungry dog (neighbor farmers), it takes a bite, raises it's head to look back at me and then continues to eat.

Gratitude rarely found in these modern women.

Top-Comedian6204 · 2021-07-01T04:25:15+00:00

Girls in our generation just aint it. Keep working on yourself and remember, be the best version you can of yourself. Never let a women be your top priority.

havocLSD · 2021-07-01T05:14:23+00:00

”We’ve never met, you don’t know me except what you are reading here, buy me a peloton.”

johnnystrangeways · 2021-07-01T04:42:58+00:00

Who the fuck uses “you” and “u” in the same paragraph?

Maximum-Durian7688 · 2021-07-01T07:54:18+00:00

"Looking for someone to connect with on an emotional level not just sex"

Why weren't you looking for that when you were getting your holes resized by Chad in your younger days? Wait, I'm sorry. I'm bigoted for asking that, Becky. Keep going on with your list of demands!!!

"Single mama (1child)"

Ooooh, wait! Do I get the noble job of raising someone else's orgasm? Gee, what a catch!

"You must like thicc/bbw and you HAVE to be respectful, be a gentleman"

Oh boy, do I get the honour of dating this woman who doesn't prioritise her health? And I have to be a gentlemen when you allowed previous men treat you as a cumdumpster? You got it, Becky!

"Dirty talk off the jump is a turn off and will get u blocked. Not here for u to tell me to sit on ur face, eff off with that sh\t"*

So dirty talk isn't allowed but letting some random guy spray his seed in your vagina is? Me asking you to sit on my face is bad but producing a kid out of wedlock without a father is? Okay Becky! If you say so!

"My bday is in a cpl weeks, so if you wanna get me somethin nice a peleton is on my wishlist"

Oh wow! You still believe good quality men should provide you with gifts/resources even though you have literally no worth as a woman anymore? Oh my, where do I sign up?

tiernach · 2021-07-01T04:56:57+00:00

This is learned behavior fellas. She’s casually dropping the idea of some rando buying her an expensive ass bike because this is how she has gotten shit her whole life. I got $5 that says her family has money and her mom spoils the shit out of her and her dad is tired of fighting about it.

slipkid223 · 2021-07-01T05:03:32+00:00

She needs place to hang the laundry she never folds

addmaster · 2021-07-01T04:17:00+00:00

Sit on my face lmao

Overkillengine · 2021-07-01T05:44:54+00:00

I I I me me me

"I AM A FAT SINGLE MOM HERE ARE MY DEMANDS."

not just sex

Bitch, get off the hookup app if that's actually true. But we know it isn't. Or do you regularly go to the bar just to watch other people drink?

No_Exercise_8670 · 2021-07-01T05:40:42+00:00

If she is fat then sex is not her selling point, it has to be personality or something. And who even dirty talks to fat chics?! Is situation in America THAT dire???

Warm_Investigator_55 · 2021-07-01T08:01:22+00:00

Wow, FDS blocked me within 4 hours of commenting on WAATGM posts. I wish I could share the picture. FDS clearly scans this page, reads all the comments, and segregates women as they see fit. I'm impressed they crossed checked comments I made several weeks ago on FDS.

wessexking · 2021-07-01T05:39:51+00:00

A dump truck might be a better birthday present.

DaleGribble692 · 2021-07-01T09:17:41+00:00

My guess is that she’s a goal post mover. She can’t lose weight until she gets “x”, when she finally gets “x” then she will realize she can’t lose weight until she gets “y”, when she finally gets “y” she will realize she can’t lose weight until she gets “z” and so on and so forth.

CoachPRIPecho · 2021-07-01T07:18:07+00:00

Every couple of days i come here to see new posts and its the same again. I now my value,buy me stuff,single mothers bla bla god damn this bitches are fucking retarded.

Katowice_to_gdansk · 2021-07-01T06:09:39+00:00

Overweight, a bitch, and has a kid to boot? Fuck what a catch

Pachydermatological · 2021-07-01T09:46:14+00:00

I am fat.
You had better accept that.
I want a peloton to lose weight.
When I finally get thin, you will be discarded.

timebandit1975 · 2021-07-01T07:29:01+00:00

Dangling that carrot...empty promises of getting in shape with a peloton. Seems like these chicks are kinda feeling which way the wind is blowing and trying to offer concessions along with their list of demands. But they're not even within a mile of hitting the mark.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-07-01T08:10:34+00:00

Seriously??

She doesn't want men to talk dirty to her but she wants them to connect with her 'on an emotional level' - okay. But she's also looking for connection on a financial level too if she's outright asking for someone to buy her exercise equipment.

Here's what she should do:

join a gym

Here's what all the men should do when they see this profile:

click that X or swipe left

Simple as that.

EndTimesRadio · 2021-07-01T07:44:49+00:00

A peloton? Now, assuming she means the stupid stationary thing.

For $400-$1000 you can get the middling Schwinn '00s Peloton

https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/d/littleton-black-label-medium-carbon/7336041302.html

Or the rather nice steel o.g. Schwinn Peloton

https://boulder.craigslist.org/bik/d/boulder-99-schwinn-peloton-58cm/7330681055.html

Or even a fully carbon medium-okay schwinn peloton

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/bik/d/albuquerque-2010-carbon-schwinn-peloton/7343891793.html

Of course, all of these have a weight limit of around 125kg before your rims start popping spokes/frames start to look at buckling, (or if steel, riding too "noodly") due to the excessive weight.

Really though she just wants to be treated the way her hot friends have simps, as a status/flex, not because she wants you. She just wants the status of being wanted.

HeftyAdministration8 · 2021-07-01T11:04:14+00:00

you must like BBW You have to be respectful

Rules are for betas. Expensive gifts are for betas. If chad shows up, she's DTF.

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-07-01T11:30:35+00:00

As I always say, we can blame hip hop music for “thicc” aka fat women believing that is a desirable trait. The rappers need to band together and stop putting obese women in their music videos.

RedPilledLife · 2021-07-01T04:32:56+00:00

Is it me?

Is it because i am not native English that I don't understand a fuck of that description?

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-07-01T11:00:21+00:00

Buy me something expensive and in turn you'll get nothing from me. I've already been pumped and dumped by a Chad.

UltimateShame · 2021-07-01T07:59:50+00:00

The way she is introducing herself tells me she must be a really fun person to be around.

And of corse there has to be the mandatory emoticon at the end.

Captinofthelostniggs · 2021-07-01T08:11:47+00:00

Her big ass need to buy her own peloton and start using it Asap!!!

NickTesla2018 · 2021-07-01T09:22:40+00:00

She's so empowered and brave! Ugh?!

soonershooter · 2021-07-01T12:18:40+00:00

A $2K gift for someone you just met ! Where do I sign up !?!?!?

https://www.onepeloton.com/bikes/compare

https://www.onepeloton.com/treads/specs

Aldabruzzo · 2021-07-01T13:28:06+00:00

Yeah, whenever a woman puts a "laugh" emoji or "LOL" after a statement, she is serious about it but doesn't want to appear serious.

"We're not spending the entire night having sex LOL"

"When you get home bring me some key lime pie and Oreos and pickle juice LOL"

"I'm going straight home after this date LOL"

BigSteve82 · 2021-07-01T15:33:09+00:00

This sub got me off online dating.

steelgripphoenix · 2021-07-01T17:39:23+00:00

"You must like fat women to be with me. But get me a exercise bike so I can lose weight and leave you for a man with higher standards."

boston617508 · 2021-07-01T13:01:29+00:00

I tell you what’s not on my wishlist... You. McNasty w/cheese

YouCouldBeBetter · 2021-07-01T14:16:09+00:00

Toxic femininity. Just the entitlement to men's resources, despite living in an society that does not deny them opportunities because they're women. You don't see men asking strangers for exercise bikes or money. It's literally almost always women. They need to stop seeing men are walking ATMs.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-07-01T15:06:00+00:00

Why would I be respectful to a fat, gold-digging whore with a bastard? Oops I mean thicc single mother looking for a connection.

houseoftolstoy · 2021-07-01T15:29:44+00:00

Just what is she going to do with a peloton bike? I don't for a moment believe she is going to put in a genuine effort to exercise, being "thicc/bbw." Given how expensive a peloton bike is (and the subscription), she wants the status symbol of being able to have one rather than make good use of it.

You can tell what her experience was before with the man who knocked her up by what she is asking for now. Do you want to guess if the previous man/men she was with were respectful and gentlemen-like? She was fine with that before she became a single mother, so it clearly worked fine for her until the consequences caught up to her.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2021-07-01T15:44:22+00:00

lady you probably weigh a damn pelotonne!

TheDeconsecrator · 2021-07-01T16:01:35+00:00

Bitch even with a free Peloton I doubt you can afford the monthly sub, or does your broke ass want that too.

funny_like_how · 2021-07-01T16:04:35+00:00

Overweight single mom is over the hookup game and wants to connect on an emotional level... but please also buy this complete stranger a $2,000 exercise bike for her birthday... lmao can't imagine she gets many matches that aren't just bots.

FCHHTV · 2021-07-01T18:34:41+00:00

Funny how fat people think an treadmill or peloton is going to fix them, she doesn’t understand that 95% of her body is visceral fat & she needs some kind of muscle mass

PunjabiPakistani_ · 2021-07-01T19:18:19+00:00

these subreddits are really making me redpilled :/ and i don’t like it lmao

ess2019 · 2021-07-01T21:36:02+00:00

if she really wanted one she would buy one herself

sleepyhousewife · 2021-07-02T18:31:43+00:00

Foodie always means "fatty"

treebeard280 · 2021-07-01T13:22:16+00:00

I would be happy to buy a peloton...for myself, spin bikes are fun.

VirginWizard69 · 2021-07-01T14:19:26+00:00

Which man wants a fat chick to sit on his face?

Title	Overweight single mom wants to connect with you emotionally by you buying her a $2,000+ exercise bike she won’t ever use.
Author	wise_compromise
Upvotes	442
Comments	152
Date	July 1, 2021 3:23 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/obd5ar/overweight_single_mom_wants_to_connect_with_you/
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