Scrotes mad

Aocwannabe · 2021-08-06T20:27:41+00:00

Only men with small penises scream that “it’s the motion of the ocean.” But if you can’t feel the “ocean” (which is more like a dried up lake), then you will not have an orgasm.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-08-06T20:42:19+00:00

I don't know why they always want to talk about how they use their dick because we all know whatever they're doing it's an embarrassment. A small dick plus whack stroke and premature ejaculation isn't hot.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-08-06T20:32:09+00:00

-it's not the size, it's how you use it - inserts this in 80% of our conversation because he's self conscious about his tiny dick and hates women for it

-whamen want big dicks cuz the're all hoes - projection

-I have a magic wand between my legs ..... I am done in 2 minutes uwu you insatiable hoe, you $lut! you hungry for dick - don't touch me after sex cuz I'm sensitive and I might push you off the bed uwu

-it's because I have a tiny dick and an even smaller capacity to empathize (and that's pretty fucking small)

-I will let you know verbally that I am very good at oral sex because you'll later find I have a tiny dick so I'll get down on you whether you like it or not (that's a rape sir!) before you realize that I have a small pale worm between my legs but I won't continue past the first time because I am a scrote

-did I say I am a small dick scrote and I make everyone's life miserable because of that?

-it's your fault!

-------------my scrote-ex (Scrotex?)

feelgoodlost_ · 2021-08-06T21:12:31+00:00

Yea, that’s a no from me. Small dicks are such a let down and so are one pump chumps. They won’t even admit it if their peens are small but they’re angry and it’s your fault. Lol 🍤 They see the look of horror, shock, and expect our acceptance when they don’t even do that. Pass

lillylilacladybug · 2021-08-06T19:55:17+00:00

Here’s the thing - it actually really is how you use it but for some scientific reason Marie Curie didn’t live long enough to do an experiment on dudes with tiny ducks don’t know how to use them. Like ever. It’s like they got up one day and said it’s small might as well pretend no women will ever touch it and act accordingly. I think dudes with bigger ducks just practice more bc they know they’ll be called to the plate more.

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-08-07T12:13:53+00:00

He didn't even take 0.5 sec to look at your profil pic to see that you are a woman not a man. Instead he goes on on questions a "man's" experience with women. Interesting though, it's like they care more about what other men think of their ducks than what women think.

IAteTheDragon · 2021-08-07T12:50:28+00:00

How can you ladies tell if a man has a decent package without sleeping with him or even making out? I'd really love to know some tricks to recognize the size before I get too far with a guy🤔

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-08-06T19:58:15+00:00

It’s partly true: technique matters more than size. However, he still needs to have a decent tool to work with. No man is so good that he can tune a car with an L-wrench.

Title	Scrotes mad
Author	berrylikeova
Upvotes	246
Comments	35
Date	August 6, 2021 7:47 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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