Oof ouch my childbirth

slollyplum · 2018-09-25T22:37:40+00:00

I wonder if this lady has seen that this is what her viral photo has turned into?

Skootchy · 2018-09-25T21:43:23+00:00

I just hate people who feel superior and should get special privilages for any reason. Minus not having legs, you can skip me in line at the amusement park buddy, I don't mind.

phreak_md · 2018-09-25T22:08:50+00:00

Buy a fucking coffee pot.

Punisher_1983 · 2018-09-25T22:25:09+00:00

The only people I let in front of me at shops, cafes, coffee shops are emergency workers. Was once in a Costa Coffee, an English coffee chain, and 2 paramedics were in line, I let them go in front and as soon as their order was given to them they had shout, if I hadn't let them in front they wouldn't have gotten their pumpkin spice latte and slice of cake.

bachelorpartydude · 2018-09-26T09:34:01+00:00

Clearly this Tyler chap meets the same criteria - get this guy a coffee

WouldYouKindly_STFU · 2018-09-28T03:09:22+00:00

Moms should learn how to make their own coffee. That's what my mom and her mom and her mom did. You can buy a coffee pot for like $20.

XviniousX · 2018-09-25T22:21:04+00:00

So what she's saying is that if I choose to stay up all night, I should have the privilege to cut in front of her in any line?

BrandonOR · 2018-09-26T02:31:29+00:00

Best Response to this

Zyxos2 · 2018-09-26T00:40:16+00:00

The "honey" is what reaaallly fucking pisses me off. So fucking demeaning

condorama · 2018-09-26T01:26:38+00:00

Honestly, any woman who lets me cum inside her is special.

TheUnrulyRight · 2018-09-25T22:01:53+00:00

Pushing a kid out of your cunt doesn't make you special.

ItsHillarysTurn · 2018-09-26T00:37:33+00:00

Holy shit this image really made its way around reddit

Ktmktmktm · 2018-09-25T22:18:09+00:00

The fuck us wrong with her face.

rasputin777 · 2018-09-26T12:18:12+00:00

She apparently has 45 free minutes to put those letters on the sign perfectly evenly and then pose for stupid-ass photos.
That's a lot more time than I had free when I was 22.
Back of the line, bitch!

ajbrooks192 · 2018-09-26T01:22:23+00:00

That facial expression just screams "I oblige to giving you a low effort bj on your birthday"

Lowendfuzz · 2018-09-26T01:57:29+00:00

Anyone else feel like slapping her smug face?

GirthOBrith · 2018-09-25T23:26:28+00:00

Mai heart

Mai soul

Mai babyhole

fgdncso · 2018-09-26T05:09:11+00:00

this girl looks about 24 and probably says foo foo lame shit like "adulting"

AngryWatchmaker · 2018-09-26T02:43:19+00:00

That face she is making is so smug that it upsets me to look at.

Supernova141 · 2018-09-26T10:48:26+00:00

the worst part of this is her fucking face

Mykeru · 2018-09-26T14:36:06+00:00

Jesus Fucking Christ, but I can't stand the Cult of Narcissistic Motherhood.

The only thing "special" about birthing are the stretch marks and that if they straddle a bowling ball it would disappear up the cooter.

Xilenced · 2018-09-26T02:41:43+00:00

Hey, I slept 4 hours last night. And the night before. And the 20 years before that, with some data worth expunging. Can I get special privileges?

motherofboys17 · 2018-09-26T03:53:23+00:00

I want to know what sorts of moms are actually taking the time to go into coffee shops. I've got a 1 year old and a 2 year old and this just sounds like a nightmare for all involved. I will happily sit in the drive thru or just make coffee at home. Save everyone, including myself, from having to deal with my kids...

sonnywoj · 2018-09-26T02:58:18+00:00

Imagine posting a shitty photo online once and then you find that hundreds of people are calling you smugcunt in a bunch of different ways just a few hours later. amazing how far the internet has come

goober_boobz · 2018-09-25T22:00:34+00:00

They should let men jerk off onto women for front of the line privileges. Why wait nine months for it?

GenuineSteak · 2018-09-26T03:25:33+00:00

Who tf actually gets 10hrs sleep at 22, 10 hrs sleep is the domain of ppl under 11 and people over 60.

maddec · 2018-09-26T11:39:34+00:00

Isn't caffeine bad for pregnant women?

Wholesome_Linux · 2018-09-26T16:30:17+00:00

accomplishes the actual easiest thing to do in the species

animals can do it

likely has several hours per day for netflix

"I deserve special treatment"

TheRootofSomeEvil · 2018-09-26T02:52:45+00:00

Oof ouch! My hangover!

Oof ouch! My late night working!

Oof ouch! My mortgage payment!

Oof ouch! My ulcer!

Oof ouch! My army service!

I don't fucking care!! We all live with our choices and gotta wait in line!!

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2018-09-26T03:06:47+00:00

Legend says that’s the face she was pulling at the moment of conception.

ProfChocolateCake · 2018-09-26T09:53:25+00:00

I hate entitled cunts like her

WhiteGhosts · 2018-09-26T12:31:19+00:00

she has a slappable face

thatu · 2018-09-26T19:34:19+00:00

Nobody asked her to get knocked up.

melonangie · 2018-09-26T02:46:02+00:00

What will the kids of these snowflake “mothers” learn, that they special and rules don’t apply to them

therovingyogi · 2018-09-26T03:26:07+00:00

Because the dick didn’t have a brain attached to it

Dante_The_OG_Demon · 2018-09-26T07:16:50+00:00

10 hours??? Lmao I wish. Maybe you shouldn't be having kids at such a young age, yeah? Or maybe wait until you're stable enough to have one MAYBE two kids at a time, WAY easier to take care of one toddler instead of 3. Or MAYBE don't have kids at all. Yeah, let's have you do that instead.

Mongo0se · 2018-09-26T08:25:21+00:00

My main gripe is taking a picture of a board. You could have typed that straight into twitter. Like imagine if instead of typing out a comment, I had to get out a bloody chalkboard and set up a camera. You're surely just creating extra work here. </rant>

Landotavius · 2018-09-26T05:54:32+00:00

Mosh with Tyler? Well sir, it would now be my honor.

derindel · 2018-09-26T12:40:19+00:00

They were in the back of the line at one point, now theyre not because thats how lines work

bplboston17 · 2018-09-26T13:40:05+00:00

absolutely Brillant... i hate entitled people, we are all human, you aint special. Be nice to everyone.

Matt2phat · 2018-09-26T13:42:06+00:00

I love the look on her face..."Yeah I said it!!!"...STFU, hun

ensorcellled · 2018-09-26T17:16:25+00:00

What 22 year old sleeps for 10 hours?

TCrob1 · 2018-09-26T18:10:06+00:00

her smug ass face is so hatable

Dank_Meems · 2018-09-26T20:26:49+00:00

I hate her stupid fucking face. She's so pompous for no reason at all....

EpiphanyDistributor · 2018-09-28T14:47:24+00:00

haha 2 days ago we fired a girl who just got pregnant, you could already see how she was milking it in the first month and it would only get exponentially worse as it went on. thank god for performance based employment

TheUnusualSuspect22 · 2018-09-28T17:31:41+00:00

I hate the smug look on her face.

TheKingGoliath · 2018-09-29T18:21:54+00:00

That’s the thing they will never understand. You’re not special, you got nutted in, didn’t abort and now feel important.

Lil_dog · 2018-09-30T10:31:59+00:00

So the non moms will have to wait til there's no moms in there til they can get coffee? That could take pretty goddamn long time

PLEASE_USE_LOGIC · 2018-10-03T21:16:08+00:00

Best legal thing you can do to douchebags like this is cropdust them with your asshole

TheUnusualSuspect22 · 2018-10-22T13:23:29+00:00

Her face is so punchable.

TraderSamz · 2018-09-26T10:06:11+00:00

I don't know this women, so maybe she deserves it, but I feel like this is a joke everyone took WAY too seriously.

battlerythym · 2018-09-25T21:57:46+00:00

Be careful, you might get a four decade old sexual assault accusation on you.

stereotype_novelty · 2018-09-26T05:18:13+00:00

I'd stuff her too

BackwoodsBarbie18 · 2018-09-26T00:28:20+00:00

r/childfree

KaribouLouDied · 2018-09-26T01:08:41+00:00

Aka what sluwhisperer said about this

Herbnerdd · 2018-09-26T01:25:05+00:00

Yes!!! Fucking thank you.

chambertlo · 2018-09-26T03:28:55+00:00

Accurate.

gsuhrie · 2018-09-26T04:49:55+00:00

Isn’t that exactly what the original comment on this post was when it was on murderedbywords last week?

Meryk-Balthazar · 2018-09-26T16:15:27+00:00

Shots fired.

IvoShandor · 2018-09-26T16:42:39+00:00

I'm dying to know the original story about this, the original meme, is it photoshopped? Is this woman in hiding?

randomincel2018 · 2018-09-28T13:56:55+00:00

Get slapped bitch

InvalidUser666 · 2018-09-30T08:53:56+00:00

Isn’t coffee bad for a fetus?

IPromiseIMNotToxic · 2018-10-01T04:17:45+00:00

That stupid ass lip i think im cute smirk pisses me off

okatcomputer54321 · 2018-10-02T03:41:45+00:00

Who is this chick?

SVP_of_Sails · 2018-10-02T12:37:49+00:00

The smug look on her face that says 'hmmm.. I'm having to think really hard about this..not!', the patronising use of 'honey'... I feel queasy.

jaysepher · 2018-10-14T14:29:03+00:00

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

wizard926e · 2018-10-14T20:43:26+00:00

She looks 22 tho

molten-goggles · 2018-09-25T22:29:51+00:00

While I agree with the message, he didn't actually tweet that. Or if he did, it's deleted now

blasphemyblack · 2018-09-26T04:07:49+00:00

Good God yes

FatherFastFingers · 2018-09-26T07:32:53+00:00

Why does this trash shit get posted here?

cgart96 · 2018-09-25T23:11:31+00:00

How is this PPD?

seth1299 · 2018-09-26T00:34:26+00:00

Didn't this post originate on an incel subreddit?

Rustypoo · 2018-09-26T00:45:52+00:00

Same goes for the train... you sat at a desk all day? You can stand while the others sit

xXHyrule87Xx · 2018-09-25T23:27:48+00:00

For the love of all things, let this terrible fucking meme die already!

Zerocyde · 2018-09-25T22:51:56+00:00

I wanna live in a world were mothers do get special privileges but would never fucking beg for it on snapchat.

Michael__Cross · 2018-09-26T00:22:24+00:00

I'm not into this. A better society would accommodate pregnant mothers. How many times a year do you run into a pregnant lady, and how long would one extra person take?

Oof ouch my childbirth

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YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE

Title	Oof ouch my childbirth
Author	seth1299
Upvotes	5983
Comments	290
Date	September 25, 2018 8:40 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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