Consents the name of the game. From r/nicegirls

Ted8367 · 2018-04-18T04:50:34+00:00

It's so ridiculous that it's got to be satire.

Isn't it?

On the other hand, it's yet another way for men to commit rape (by not having sex), so I'm not sure.

ShellBeTheDeathOfMe · 2018-04-18T04:15:44+00:00

The mental gymnastics are strong with that one.

shadowknuxem · 2018-04-18T04:21:07+00:00

Wow, I didn't know I could rape someone by not wanting to have sex with someone. By that logic, I'll need to go to the police and file multiple rape reports.

fengpi · 2018-04-18T04:43:43+00:00

she can be as fat as she wants.

Her broken ankles, overtaxed circulatory system and/or type 2 diabetes may beg to differ.

tenchineuro · 2018-04-18T04:34:09+00:00

I think I got the hang of this now...

Woman says no: No means no, do not pass go, do not collect nookie.

Man says no: Not allowed, if a fat woman wants to have sex with you, just do it. If you say no you are actively oppressing her.

Feminist equality, what can you say?

What if a fat man wants to have sex with a woman?

Juan_Golt · 2018-04-18T05:02:56+00:00

Obvious troll

GreyTortoise · 2018-04-18T12:56:01+00:00

I could see a feminist believing this, but I could also see someone giggling behind a computer screen typing this up knowing that feminists are so wild you can say shit like this under the guise of feminism and have it be accepted.

When things get to that point, feminism has a problem with its continued credibility. People are deciding it is time to stop paying attention to the vagina-hatted people in the streets.

aussietoads · 2018-04-18T06:59:51+00:00

Not even good trolling. Subtle as being hit with a brick on the head.

FordGourde · 2018-04-18T04:20:35+00:00

Reading this made me want to shoot myself in the face.

McFeely_Smackup · 2018-04-18T18:47:00+00:00

I'm certain this is intentional satire...but only about 85% certain.

mwobuddy · 2018-04-18T04:20:24+00:00

brb, going kurt cobain.

AmselRblx · 2018-04-18T17:24:11+00:00

Isnt this reverse rape.

guillemqv · 2018-04-18T06:37:04+00:00

Nah thanks, i'm not into people who don't have a healthy lifestile and some self-respect.

I'm also a bit worried that I'm not sure of this being written by a troll...

RacelessSexlessName · 2018-04-18T04:25:38+00:00

Her fat existence in my presence is rape. She should never leave her bedroom to not offend and rape everyone with her fatness.

eccentricnitwit · 2018-04-18T07:12:06+00:00

/r/fatlogic

Texas_Tang · 2018-04-18T12:44:23+00:00

This is a parody. Move on.

3-10 · 2018-04-18T16:05:18+00:00

But I get triggered at seeing fat rolls, why is she allowed to trigger me and I am not allowed to trigger her? Loath self-entitled fat people. My father is obese and it bothers him everyday. I am scared he is going to die from it.

I bet these fat fans hate smokers, but fat is just as unhealthy.

miniibeast · 2018-04-18T17:32:19+00:00

You do realize this is sarcasm and very satirical?

2018-04-18T18:26:03+00:00

Satire meter exploding

2018-04-18T18:26:34+00:00

Hilarious.

jane_doe_00 · 2018-04-18T18:29:40+00:00

Why does she assume only men want to have sex with women? Because I'm a woman and I wouldn't want to have sex with her. Get that homophobia out of here. Stop erasing me

/s

TruthEqualsBan · 2018-04-18T21:44:25+00:00

Let's just gender reverse this and see how it sounds:

"Listen up, women: If a fat man approaches you and wants to have sex with you, YOU HAVE SEX WITH HIM. No ifs ands or buts about it. First of all, you should be fucking honored as shit to have the opportunity to have sex with a big strapping god.

More importantly, you have to oblige as he says because if you say no, you are actively oppressing him with your bullshit ridiculous standards of cuteness and let's face it, what YOU think is cute doesn't matter because he can be as fat as he wants. It's HIS body, not yours.

By oppressing him with your fatphobic bullshit though, you are likely going to be triggering him and are thus violating him and his identity and by violating him so viciously like that, you are in fact, committing rape."

Fucking HALLUCINOGENIC.

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kartu3 · 2018-04-18T09:39:42+00:00

I always wondered, what female version of /incels was.

PS
Please stop raping people by not having sex with them, because they don't look attractive, insensitive clods!

jeff_the_nurse · 2018-04-18T11:37:31+00:00

If I’m ever president, I’m going to sign an executive order that gives free dictionaries to all feminists.

RedditIsMyCity · 2018-04-18T12:12:34+00:00

OP what are the comments on the this post?

Weremetalwolf · 2018-04-18T12:24:58+00:00

I love the fact that it doesn't even consider the idea that the man might have a girlfriend or maybe not into girls to begin with.

Welp, sorry sweetie, this lady wants to have sex with me and even if I don't want to, I gotta.

2018-04-18T12:29:08+00:00

This might be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen

IronJohnMRA · 2018-04-18T14:24:43+00:00

I'm tempted to play reverse the genders, but I just don't have the energy and we'd only get quote mined.

Aivias · 2018-04-18T14:52:40+00:00

And yet heres me getting rejected by fat girls for being fat

Zonreon · 2018-04-18T15:40:27+00:00

This gave me cancer

iongantas · 2018-04-18T18:14:25+00:00

Bent_Brewer · 2018-04-18T19:52:22+00:00

It's HER body, not yours.

And it's MY body, not hers!

kfijatass · 2018-04-18T20:58:23+00:00

Looks like advanced troll.

Drowle · 2018-04-18T21:14:40+00:00

Even if this is a troll, some women blame men for how women were treated in the past. Because apparently all currently alive men are responsible for the actions of every man that has ever existed.

PlatypusXray · 2018-04-18T21:21:10+00:00

Are you sure it was rape? -> "no" -> RAPE! -> "but..." -> RAPE!!! -> "actually, it pretty obviously wasn't" -> RAAAAAAAPE!!!!!

Mythandros · 2018-04-18T21:28:56+00:00

So... Rape is NOT having sex with someone now? Who knew?

Damn feminists are incredibly dumb. So much so that it's incomprehensible.

2018-04-18T21:35:27+00:00

Your consent is irrelevant and if you disagree you are a rapist.

oh

Mythandros · 2018-04-18T21:40:03+00:00

Also... No.

Nobody but me gets to decide who I have sex with. I would only agree to what is in the article if I could so compel the women I like to have sex with me in the same manner...

Because any woman should feel "honored" to have sex with a big beautiful God like me and shouldn't be allowed a choice.

Sounds pretty fucking ridiculous both ways, doesn't it?

2018-04-19T00:20:24+00:00

I don’t care if she thinks I’m beautiful and wants to fuck me, it’s my body not hers!

movie_addict97 · 2018-04-19T02:05:29+00:00

This is both scary and funny at the same time..

2018-04-19T03:15:57+00:00

The thing is, men actually feel pressured to say 'yes' or concede to sex with women they don't won't due to a number of social factors.

The first is that they are taught to be concerned about women's feelings and put them above their own. We are socialized like that. So that's what we do sometimes.

The other thing is that our masculinity if defined in part by the number of partners we have and our ablity to have sex and be heternormative. If we turn down sex from a woman (consent is our assumed default) then it makes it seems that either A) we don't like women or B) are incapable of having sex. Either way, our masculunity is questions.

But yeah... this isn't far off bae from reality.

VTHUT · 2018-04-19T12:37:01+00:00

I like that she put the #rape culture, either she’s self aware or just dumb.

sohailoo · 2018-04-20T16:57:46+00:00

I've never WTFed out loud before this post

a1stakesauce_lol · 2018-05-03T19:24:18+00:00

But if i cant get it up, i cannot get it up. Sorry madam, but you look like a walrus and I do not enjoy bestiality. Good day.

fine-gentlemantis · 2018-05-13T02:29:50+00:00

Sometimes I really wonder how we haven’t blown ourselves up yet

mateorocks777 · 2018-05-15T03:41:23+00:00

Lol the sjw left is ridiculous lolll

Yalldveheeheehoo · 2018-07-10T00:46:09+00:00

you're telling me.... saying no is rape? WHAT IF IM A CHRISTIAN MOTHERFUCKER?

(im actually Muslim)

DJ4dayz · 2018-04-18T10:41:03+00:00

Glad we don't have people like that on the right side.

2018-04-18T21:41:23+00:00

Liberalism is mental illness.

Title	Consents the name of the game. From r/nicegirls
Author	outdoorsybum
Upvotes	290
Comments	103
Date	April 18, 2018 4:12 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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