Reading this sub stresses me out. I needed some cheer-up. Thanks /r/memes

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This "cheer up" is the dumbest post I have seen here in along time.

Right up there with suggesting women rely on the "rhythm method" on a women's sub.

I mean really. How ignorant.

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Yeah he looks just like you! rolls eyes

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The guy with a brain?

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Haha, no.

It was actually the 2 month old cookie box (with moldy cookies) and solidified milk in a glass I found under our bed, that finally pushed me over the, "Can't do this shit anymore" line.

Granted, I probably should have seen them sooner, but this was a pretty standard "wtf". Wasn't so bad when it was just us. 2 kids later... no. Just no.

EDIT: Was asked, will deliver as best as possible. I've posted a story about how I went to jail with a black eye, and had to go to work with it the next day, and try to explain how exactly I tripped and smacked my face against something (It was her fist. out of the blue, and completely unexpected. We were already separated)

So, why was this the last straw? Because she was filthy. Not her person. But her lifestyle. For a couple years before we had kids, I knew it. I dealt with it. Why? Because I thought I loved her, she was smokin' hot, and did nasty things with me. We also had some laughs here and there. And there were times where I was a complete fuckwit too.

Anywho, after having kids, it was pretty clear that we needed to change that particular aspect of her lifestyle. Wasn't so bad with number 1. Number two a couple years later though, and nothing had changed, I was getting very resentful. And it showed. She refused to admit to being a disgusting filth monger (Because the house was usually clean... by me), and I got tired of cleaning up after a whirlwind of what was essentially 3 kids.

Fast forward a bit where it truly becomes a bad marriage, one of ours was in school and struggling. Struggling because he was always tired. Turns out, he didn't sleep well because of his adenoids. This is important.

So, the morning of the cookie incident, I go upstairs to get the kids ready for the day, and my son is sleeping... hard. Okay, well.... Wife usually gets ready after the kids, let me go get her up and let the kids sleep a bit more. Go to wake her up and ask her to get up a bit earlier to get ready. That was apparently the wrong thing to do. Even trying to explain that our son was actually sleeping well, and I would like to allow him to continue to do so for a bit longer made no difference. She was already in full rage mode. So I made the decision to go in an hour later, and just drop the kids at school/daycare directly.

She screams at me about something, and for some reason I decided that was a good time to start picking shit up. It was better than what I was dealing with. Look under the bed... and there they are. The goddamn cookies and solidified milk that had been there for quite a while, without doubt. And this is not the first time.

I had it. I exploded. The wrath of Satan welled up and I screamed at her. I reached my limit. Of course the kids were already up, my toddler crying, and son just wondering what in the fuck is going on. Told her I had enough, threw my wedding ring in her face, and told her either her, or I need to be out of the house by the end of the week. Of course it was me.... If there was ever a time I wanted to absolutely pummel an SO bloody, it was that day.

Never touched her in violence. I did have to restrain her physically from going after the girl that moved in a few months after I moved out. Guess who got arrested for that one too? Yep. Even after her friend told the cops she was the aggressor, and it was still technically my home.

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Yeah, and if if you take off the first bandage, and bury it in a hole your wound will heal faster.

http://www.self-care-home-remedies.com/folk_remedies.html

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True. The child could also very well be displaying biologically inherited behavior.

You mean like the biologically inherited behavior of sleep, which is manifest in 99.9999999999% of the human population?

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Genetics doesn't cause people to sleep in the exact same position either.

Well, aside from the genetics of having who arms, two legs and sleeping, which pretty much 100% of the human population does, along with a bunch of other mammals too.

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Your demonstrating a basic misunderstanding of the concept of falsifiability.

The premise can most certainly can be proven untrue.

Put a bunch of people in bed together, some who are biologically related, some not.
Take videos of them sleeping.
Observe the complete lack of correlation between sleeping position and the genetic relationship between the two people.

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Why on god's green Earth would your "starting point" be that there is correlation?

Because some idiot captioned a photo on the internet?

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Of course he should get a DNA test.

All fathers should get a DNA test every time they begin taking responsibility for a child.

I did. (And sure, I was married.)

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LOL attributing paternity based on physical appearance is pure old housewives tale material.

It's like telling a girl to wash out her vagina with vinegar after sex to avoid becoming pregnant instead of using real birth control.

Ignorant, really.

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What do similarities in appearance mean? Nothing.

And besides, babies don't look al that alike, aside from looking more or less like other babies.

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For obvious reasons.

There is literally no reason not to.

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Really. I can think of exactly zero.

Enjoy!

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There are none. Next question.

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How many times have you posted after me?

After people in this thread?

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I could try the "femiist" tactic -- proclaiming that in case I am insecure, it can only the fault of those belonging opposite sex.

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I already have kids.

As I already told you.

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How many times have you posted after me?

After people in this thread?

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A wise person once said, "The only time anyone ever proposes a male should 'be a man', is when they are trying to convince him to do something that is plainly not in his best interest."

Truer words have never been said.

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I never said anything about "being a man."

I say, "protect yourself", which is exactly what people like you would suggest males not do.

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Yes. Don't let people llke "sniggly" goad you into doing anything may regret.

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Yes, there are also albino zebras.

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So long

Finally you're going to get a life? Good for you!

I don't define myself

There you go again, trying to make this sub all about yourself. Tsk, tsk

You've already established yourself as a despicable misandrist and controlling harpy seeking to shame and control men

Wrong on EVERY account. There's nothing despicable about pointing out insecurity and obsession. Of course, a narcissist like yourself views all negative criticisms as attacks so of course you'd see a truthful and impart observation as despicable, LOL

Misnandrist? Haha, you need to look up the definition of that word. Me pointing out a trait in certain individuals doesn't mean I hate their gender, LOL

Controlling? There you go again projecting your insecurities onto others. I do not seek to control anyone, which is why you can't provide one single shred of evidence of my comment history here showing an attempt to control anyone.

Shame? I don't try to shame anyone. But societal norms dictate that you, /u/MagicTampon, should be ashamed of yourself for your choices and behavior, LOL

Harpy? That slur doesn't apply to me.

You sure are a triggered weirdo!

[–]MagicTampon2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There you go again, trying to make this sub all about yourself. Tsk, tsk

Weren't you the one just talking about me? Was I not supposed to respond? Sorry, too bad.

Maybe you should stick to talking about yourself, instead of everyone else. You might come across as being less of a megalomaniac.

I do not seek to control anyone, which is why you can't provide one single shred of evidence of my comment history here showing an attempt to control anyone.

"Your inability to conceive of some of the glaringly obvious negatives, is pretty sad. :("

"raising a child that's not your own isn't against your best interests. "

"when the child is 17 you discover that the DNA test was in error and your son or daughter is not your biological child, so what?"

"Cheating isn't a problem for you but a kid not being yours is. Issues much?! Haha, SCARY"

"Show your alleged wife what you're up to in this thread. And for the final coffin nail, explain your rationale... If you do have a wife, she deserves to know what you are really like."

"You should be ashamed!"

"TIL you don't know what the verb "father" means."

"You should definitely leave that way. Trust but verify. Do that on everything. It will save you the problem of having a relationship. Because no one in their right mind would get with a person like that, LOL"

"I'm sure you're a hell of a husband. A real George Clooney. LOL"

"We agree that you are insecure as hell, to the point where you will have your own child a DNA tested because of your distrust for your wife, LMAO"

Bye, Pig Cunt. I don't need to talk about you, because it's obvious that you are pig.

[–]PIG_CUNT1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Holy wall of text!! Haha, wowww. Just wow. Triggered much? (Spoiler: YES. LOLLLL)

Was I not supposed to respond?

After you tell someone "so long," yes, you're supposed to make an exit, not keep humiliating yourself, LOL

Look at you going back through my comment history, laboriously copying and pasting quotes of mine. The amount of time you spend doing all that is scary, and shows how just obsessed and abnormal you are. The only kind of person who does that is deeply insecure, angry, and neurotic.

The hilarious part is, none of those quotes show misandry, controlling behavior, or shaming. But they do accurately point out that according to societal norms, your behavior is shameful and repulsive.

If you don't need to talk to me then why did you spend over 50 posts and multiple days following me around reddit, making sometimes dozens of posts in a row , One after another, before I've even responded? LOLLLL

It's hilarious that you interpret me shining a light on your crazy insecure behavior as misandry. And I truly take the light in the fact that you DNA tested your children. Did you also check your wife's ID to make sure she was who she said she was? Do you sniff her panties to make sure you don't detect the scent of another man? Do you check her GPS history to make sure she was where she said she was? Maybe you check her bank receipts too, and compare them to the receipts of whatever she purchases? You'll do anything to watch out for the terror of her being interested in someone else!

Your conflict resolution skills, and conflict prevention skills, must be textbook. Or at least, in the DSM-IV 😉

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I love that you're so obsessive that you couldn't stop yourself from compulsively responding even though TWICE you've said you were done and wouldn't respond to me any more. I supposedly wasn't worth responding to, yet you keep proving how important I am to you, LOL

You say your wife is fine with it. But you can't speak for her. You can say "She says she's fine with it." And I wouldn't be surprised if she said she was fine with it.

But anyone with any amount of social intelligence (spoiler: not you, LOL) knows that it is incredibly insulting to blatantly insinuate that you are so distrustful that you think the person might've cheated on you.

It also belies an incredibly insecure, ego driven narcissism. True neurosis. One that drives you compulsively to get so triggered that you post a giant walls of text, sometimes dozens of times in a row, when somebody else points out and finds humor in your insecurity, your wrongful and misplaced distrust of your own wife (!!!), and the fact that you went so far as to DNA test your children.

Imagine the kind of woman who married a wretched, obsessive, suspicious, insecure, creepy man. Wowwwww.

The kicker is "Of course I DNA tested my kids. I'm not an idiot." I love how you shame other men by calling them idiots if they don't DNA test their kids. Talk about a flaming hypocrite! But of course you do that. Because you can't stand the idea that you are the fucked up one for doing it and everyone else simply married a woman that they trust.

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HAHA, holy shit!!! You keep saying goodbye and that you're not going to write anymore, but you can't stop! This is too good. I honestly haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Sayonara

Says the guy who keeps insisting he's done with the conversation and keeps saying goodbye, and he keeps saying he won't write back… But can't overcome his compulsion to obsess over me. /u/MagicTampon, you are truly a sad case. I feel almost bad letting you humiliate yourself like this with your own words, LOL I guarantee you'll be writing back after this one, Crazy. Even though you keep trying to stop obsessing. This is how we know how truly insecure and obsessed you are.

You sound desperate

Feeble assertion of something that clearly isn't true. Amazingly, I have lost even more respect for you for that one.

in my life,

There you go again, trying to make this sub about you! Haha, holy crap are you unhinged. Your obsessive compulsive ways are stunning and hilarious.

Sayonara

Uh huh. That's OK. I get it. You love to insist desperately that you are not insecure and that it's "really normal" for you to DNA test your own wife's children!!!!! Trust me: when people talk about you, you are the weirdo. Guaranteed, most of the people you have met, the vast majority, over 99%, were not bizarre enough and crass enough and INSECURE AND CREEPY enough to demand a DNA test because of fear their wife might've cheated! Holy crap!! Haha

Next time you see your doctor, ask him whether he did. LOLLLL "Y'know, just to be sure! Cuz if she cheated I want to know! So you did too, right? You didn't?? B-b-but what if your wife cheated, doc?!"

HAHAHAHAHA

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Yes, you did, and you also said you wouldn't reply to me any more, but your obsession makes you UNABLE to stop yourself from compulsively replying, just like I said you would, LMAO

As for you being a doctor, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard out of you, and that's saying a lot, LOL

And your wife being a doctor? Haha, no, we all know that no doctor would put up with your insecure and insulting bullshit like DNA testing. So, no, she's not a doctor and we all know it. LOL

It's hilarious to me that I can predict so easily what your insecurity and you're up session with me will force you to do. It bothers you so much that I keep shining the light of truth onto your insecurity, that you can't help but keep responding with your stupid attempts at comebacks. It has to be degrading, doesn't it, to have someone like me get the better of you? You already complained that you think I'm trying to be controlling, which I'm not. But the funny part is, you are totally in my control, even though I don't give a shit. That's how powerless you are when it comes to me. You attempt to project megalomania onto me, but the reality is, I'm just speaking the truth. If you weren't so weak and powerless, you wouldn't be following me around and saying goodbye but then coming right back again after claiming you won't say any more because I'm not worth it, LOLLLL

Don't try to twist your own weakness, into me supposedly being a megalomaniac. Just because I have total power over you doesn't say anything about me. But it says everything about you. Sorry about your deep-seated lack of self-worth, dude!

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[–]PIG_CUNT1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Right, right, you just happen to have said that after I said it first. You're so transparent and pathological that it's pathetic. The minute it becomes clear someone is laughing at you, you jump to trying to prove it doesn't bother you, but of course it does bother you or you wouldn't be following me around and obsessing over me like such a creep, unable to control yourself.

That and predictable, seeing as that makes four or five times in a row you said you were leaving and weren't going to obsess over me any more, but your compulsion makes you powerless. At least this time you gave up on cleaning you were going to leave. I guess you figured out that since you're powerless, it makes you look really stupid to have done that - and been unable to resist responding to my blasts of truth that you find so painful - five times in a row! LOL

Good boy. I have you trained like a pack mule.

The funny thing is, you give more attention to me than your wife. You, the guy who is so worried she's going to cheat on you, LMAO. Great strategy! HAHA

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[–]PIG_CUNT1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The reason your comment is so funny is that you and I both know that you would never show this to your children or to your wife. So we all know you're ashamed of yourself for your behavior:

obsession over me
extreme creepiness following me around reddit
complete powerlessness to not respond to me, even after you stated flat out that you refuse to respond to me anymore, LOL
shamefully ego-driven denial of the obvious
bizarre and pathological projection of your fears onto me
irrationally high fear of your wife having extramarital sex
extremely inappropriate social behavior
failure to grasp and conform to societal norms
demonstrated lack of strength to stop humiliating and abusing yourself with your own behaviors

So you've proven yourself to be a liar too, with that last comment. HAHAHA, I love that I can literally do or say whatever I want to you and you can't stop abusing and degrading yourself.

How does it feel to be so powerless against someone you hate? HAHAHA, I love it. It's pathetic, but it's great TV

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It's heavily implied because it's sadly common. And women are protected even though they committed fraud while men sometimes still have to provide child support. I shouldn't have to explain this in this subreddit.

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[–]NoFuryLikeKristine1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The definition of implied means to suggest something indirectly, to mean something without expressing it literally. So obviously one must make an assumption to understand an implication, by definition. Logically you would only ever verify paternity if there were any doubt about who is the father, because most of time, it does matter. It matters to the child, the parents, their family, etc, because it can have huge life changing consequences.

If someone is fine with being a stepfather, then that's great, that simplifies things a lot. Other men (even women) don't want to be on the hook for a child that is not theirs, which is totally valid and understandable.

It reveals a possible lie or accident that could completely change relationships, legalities, even medical information that could be important to know before it's too late. Like knowing if a kid has a chance at having sickle cell anemia. Or realizing that your child really was switched at birth, so that could serve as a way to backtrack and correct that mistake.

There's a number of things that makes it important, because an emotional relationship doesn't magically trump biology in certain cases. Quit being deliberately obtuse with a shitty attitude.

Edit: There ya go /u/PIG_CUNT, you lazy fucker, read it.

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It's not the cheating really. It's the kid that's not yours that's the big problem.

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Cheating isn't a problem for you but a kid not being yours is. Issues much?! Haha, SCARY

No, I'm just logical. You're not.

Not saying cheating is "not a problem", but if a partner cheats and your kids are still yours, your kids are still yours. You don't have to have a spouse to raise kids, obviously.

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You're also making insults, when I have made none, which is an obvious sign that you are insecure and WAY emotional about it.

IF that were true, so what?

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Yeah, I wouldn't be a stepfather. Not my shtick.

Some people choose that though. For whatever reason.

Plenty of fish in the sea. No reason to settle for the one that already has kids.

[–]PIG_CUNT 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

[+]MagicTampon points 9 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

No, this is a men's rights sub. Why are you here?

What do you have to do with men's rights?

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[+]MagicTampon points 9 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

Actually, I'd want my money and my time back.

[–]PIG_CUNT 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

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Already married. Already a son in law.

As for the rest, that's none of your business anyway.

[–]PIG_CUNT 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

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It's none of my wife's business what I do on this thread.

Are you married? Show your husband what a jerk you are.

How many times have you posted after me?

After people in this thread?

[–]PIG_CUNT 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

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A birth certificate has nothing to do with anything.

It's just a dumb piece of paper.

[–]PIG_CUNT 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

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How 'bout you not tell men what to do ot not do, and I won't tell women what to do.

[–]PIG_CUNT 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

[+]MagicTampon points 9 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

How many times have you posted after me?

After people in this thread?

[–]PIG_CUNT 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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Empty threats.

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[+]MagicTampon points 9 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

"Because no one in their right mind would get with a person like that, LOL"

Nobody cares what you think. Move on.

[–]PIG_CUNT 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

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How many times have you posted after me?

After people in this thread?

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I'm not going to be a father to any child that doesn't have a documented paternity test that confirms the child is mine.

[–]PIG_CUNT 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

[+]MagicTampon points 9 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

Why are you speaking on behalf of others? You're not even a father. Why are you here?

[–]PIG_CUNT 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

[+]MagicTampon points 9 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

How many times have you posted after me?

After people in this thread?

[–]PIG_CUNT 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

[+]MagicTampon points 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

How many times have you posted after me?

After people in this thread?

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Reading this sub stresses me out. I needed some cheer-up. Thanks /r/memes

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Title	Reading this sub stresses me out. I needed some cheer-up. Thanks /r/memes
Author	badon_
Upvotes	1979
Comments	306
Date	June 8, 2017 8:52 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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