After a 40 year first responder career and a 30 year marriage, this is what I look forward to each night. She filed for divorce recently. I retired less than a year ago.

She says I changed. Wow, good job genius. Her timing seems peculiar, almost like she's been planning this, for a decade..... Granted, I worked all the time, we rarely saw each, never communicated and lived separate lives under the same roof for many years. So, I started working on expressing my emotions better. I've been laughing ever since. A stupid child" can't stop me.

Campbell's Savory Steak and Dole canned pineapple chunks as a dessert. This will do, for now. I'll just sit here quietly eating my soup while the rest of the world crumbles around me.

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