Long story short. Wife was a habitual cheater and I left her. Moved away (800 miles) and started a new job... got a new place... new lease on life.

One thing that hits me on many boards around here... especially when you are in your 30s and 40s... is just how toxic the dating pool is.

Figured I could give us all some laughs since... ive had a few interesting dates and here are the funniest ones

Holly - went out to grab some food. Pretty tame date and ended with a limp hug. When I got home she started texting me about the great time she had (huh??) And proceeded to send me nude after nude pic. And a video! Funny part... she was still filtering her face to make herself look completly different and sending nudes of yourself in different panties (when she was wearing them)... dead giveaway this is just the roll of pics she sends to whatever guy she is trying to land.

Maureen - went for a hike. Full on ex biker chick who is now a wicken. She pressed me on spirituality and wanted to know what I thought happened affer we died... while on a hike in the woods... also, every animal we saw... we had to stop and praise the beauty of its presence. Got old after the 5th rabbit.

Janel - nothing special here on our 1st date. Total smokeshow and hit every physical trait id want. She was also succesful. She wanted a second date but after she got back from her girls trip to Mexico. She got back and she came clean. Shes married! And wanted to hook up with her infront of her husband. Her husband is very old and she wanted to know if I could be their "third".

Nikki - amazing first date. Second date we hooked up and she was screaming like a fire broke out. Like some crazy porn star stuff. She then proceeded to memorize my key pad to my house and one day let herself in when I wasnt there! She demanded it get my vasectomy reversed as she wanted me to (her words).. "put a baby inside me". Ghosted her like no other

Monica - older then me by ten years (im 42). Went out dancing and hit some bars. Her BFF told me she was shocked that Monica was into me this much as she only dates 20 something year olds. Me met outside my new apartment before the date and when we got back she wanted to go into my place. A declined as 1 date was too early. She cussed at me and drove off like a bay out of hell.

Amy - went on a very elegant date. French food and wine. Had a great time until she dropped the bombshell that she had 2 other guys lined up and she was going to compare us in 5 different categories and then pick one. She wanted to know how much I made as well as to have sex 1 time so she could compare.

So guys. Thats some of the women I've seen (not all were like this). I'm not angry or frustrated... but more amused. Its a bit nuts out there but I am having a good time.