Advice on /r/Whereareallthegoodmen

TheOGJammies · 2020-01-02T21:14:48+00:00

The OP Aldabruzzo is a 50 year old man, that’s what makes this rant extra sad.

And LOL at scrotes thinking women should grovel if they have a past. How’s our new man gonna know unless we tell him, boo?

ralviee · 2020-01-02T21:11:46+00:00

He had me in the first half, not gonna lie. Taking time off of dating to work on yourself and improve is really good advice, even if it was dripping with condescension in his paragraph.

Then he went off the deep end and never found sanity again. Throw yourself at a mans mercy? Fuck him anyway? Fuck that, I just spent all this time improving myself, you think I’m gonna settle for an entitled shit who doesn’t appreciate that?

Like you I am disgusted, but not surprised.

themissdaydreamer · 2020-01-02T21:13:42+00:00

I've been against the "damaged goods" fallacy for a few years now, and it still impresses me how some people think they're so above anyone else just because of their sexual past. and funny how it's always about women!

NoThisIs-Patrick · 2020-01-02T21:26:57+00:00

"Throw yourself on the guy's mercy. Do whatever he asks or expects of you. Accept whatever conditions he puts on your relationship. Offer him a prenup waiving alimony forever. Include in the prenup an adultery penalty, and give him primary custody of any children you have in the event of divorce. "

Well, being that men are bigger sluts than women could ever be (I mean, most of them wish they could be), I agree with this. Put that in the pre-nup and if he cheats you get everything.

Edit: They're so fucking dumb. They're in the comments talking about hymens like they only break from sex. HAHAHAHA

ThicThighzSavesLivez · 2020-01-02T21:18:07+00:00

I can’t even with this. And the tone of all the men commenting! Like whoa motherfuckers! They’re the kind of men I wouldn’t even look in the direction of, for fear they would get false validation. And you know they’re all pasty and gross and think so highly of themselves. I couldn’t get past two thirds of that shit. Oh my god!

plutunic · 2020-01-03T00:00:20+00:00

Job #2 is to find men who you can be attracted to and whom you can fuck. Pick a guy you can be reasonably attracted to, you can fuck him, even enjoy it. Then tell him everything. Tell him how many guys you fucked. Don't get into detail. But you do need to come clean that you were a slut and you fucked a lot of guys. And then you need to accept his decision.

Throw yourself on the guy's mercy. Do whatever he asks or expects of you. Accept whatever conditions he puts on your relationship. Offer him a prenup waiving alimony forever. Include in the prenup an adultery penalty, and give him primary custody of any children you have in the event of divorce. Offer to submit your children to DNA testing to establish paternity. If you can't do those things, cut him loose.

You have sex with that man whenever he reasonably asks, for the entire duration of your relationship. You do it even when you're not attracted to him, not feeling it, and don't want to. I don't give a flying rat's ass that you're not attracted to him in that moment, you're not "feeling it", and you don't want to. I don't care. I DON'T CARE. YOU FUCK HIM ANYWAY, AND YOU DO IT WITH ENTHUSIASM. That guy accepted your slutty past, and is willing to overlook it. The very least you can do is give him the sex you gave Chad. You get down on your knees and you service him however he wants, whenever he wants, wherever he wants. You fucking DO IT.

Accept with grace and dignity the station you have created for yourself. Accept with humility and gratitude that a man, any man, was willing to accept you and your checkered past. Be grateful that any man was willing to take you. Express that gratitude by dropping trou and having enthusiastic, wild sex with him, sucking his cock, and giving him whatever he wants sexually. Take care of his house, cook for him, clean his house, do his laundry, and for the love of God, DO NOT EVER COMPLAIN.

Do not EVER tell him you're not attracted to him - even if you aren't. You might feel that way, but do not EVER tell him that and do not EVER act like that. DO NOT BE A BITCH, EVER. Do not EVER tell him you wish X was different. Do not EVER tell him you want a BMW when your used Toyota minivan works fine. Do not EVER tell him you want him to work more so you'll have more money. Do not EVER tell him you want him to work less so he'll be home more. You fucking accept his work life however the fuck it is and DO NOT EVER BITCH ABOUT IT, EVER.

Do not ever, ever say a mean, cross word to him. EVER. Do not EVER disrespect him in front of his children or in public, EVER. Do not EVER say or do anything that belittles or derides him. Be quick to apologize, even if you didn't do anything wrong. if you said something to hurt or offend him, acknowledge it, and apologize immediately.

You do whatever he wants, when he wants it, and you don't complain. You give him what he wants, when he wants, it, and you dont' complain. You be glad and grateful for whatever he's willing to give you, and you DO NOT COMPLAIN.

But what is he bringing to the table that makes him worth all of this? Oh right, nothing. This is an incels wet dream. I laugh my ass off at men thinking they have inherent value just for existing.

MidnightCarp · 2020-01-02T21:43:38+00:00

Delicious! Especially when he knows just as well as we do that we absolutely don't have to do any of that and still have good chances to get an attractive and kind man, OR can just build a wonderful life where where we can be happy by ourselves, which is way better than this bizarre self-flagellating bangmaid arrangement he tries to sell us.

Like... even if you had major difficulties finding a good partner and really wanted a family, it's never going to be worth it with the kind of low value creeps this strategy might work on. Would a sane and kind man with an interesting life, who is capable of loving and caring for his wife and family, ever in a million years be attracted to this "wahhh wahh I know I was an evil harlot, please let me sign this prenup and pay for your meals and always suck you off and cook and clean without complaining, please forgive me wahh wahhhh" spiel, rather than a woman who has high self-esteem, is active and well-adjusted, and takes good care of herself regardless of her past? Jesus christ.

Uglyoldncranky1982 · 2020-01-02T21:49:53+00:00

That sub is cancer 🤢

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-02T22:45:22+00:00

All the good men are definitely NOT on that sub.

Maisiebr · 2020-01-02T23:15:46+00:00

The comments about microchimerism are wonderful (you know, the thing behind the myth that women carry all the men's genes they slept with). They link to "sCIeNcE", then comes someone with a link to the debunking of the myth and the actual science behind it who gets downvoted into oblivion. Also ostracized for calling them small dicked incels while proving them wrong.

IsMyCactusOK · 2020-01-03T03:32:53+00:00

If it's between that and being single.... Single it is. Seriously, if that's how it would be, why even be with a guy then? It seems absolutely miserable.

(note: it's not, but just going with the situation this weirdo set up in his comment)

Maisiebr · 2020-01-02T23:03:21+00:00

I couldn't read it.

kinnnion · 2020-01-03T05:56:37+00:00

All I see is three inches when I go to that sub, men with three inch dicks, balding and no bright future. Men with unwashed asses who think their opinions are valuable.

Scotsburd · 2020-01-03T06:49:05+00:00

Incel fantasy bullshit. As if we would worship them when we don't even acknowledge them IRL.

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2020-01-04T07:46:16+00:00

That subreddit is a tragic reminder that you need to look out for yourselves, ladies. Male worship will leave you alone, with debt, abused, and will destroy your self esteem. It doesn't even work! Most of these women are probably not on speaking terms with their exes. So they did all of that emotional labor for nothing. They went through all that pain and suffering for nothing.

Most of those girls are low self esteem pick me women who ruined their lives by choosing to keep pregnancies from worthless men ...and they'll present themselves in the worst possible light, making them an easy target for abusers.

Lovely

Noteatingforoneweek · 2020-01-04T21:55:32+00:00

This is ridiculous. Men are whores and they are PROUD of each sexual conquest but women somehow can’t do the same even though men don’t treat women like women anymore. They scream REEEEE at us when we want chivalry but we can’t act like men at the same time? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS YOU IDIOTS

Title	Advice on /r/Whereareallthegoodmen
Author	maybelowfds
Upvotes	58
Comments	36
Date	January 2, 2020 8:52 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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