DON’T BE BORING.... Proceeds to be the most basic fuckboy imaginable

ManchurianCantaloupe · 2020-05-27T19:34:20+00:00

Why do men on OLD think liking The Office and believing pineapple "shouldn't go on pizza" constitutes a personality? WHY??

Either or both of those things were on a solid 80% of profiles before I deleted the app.

Sage_Planter · 2020-05-27T19:54:15+00:00

This profile is so cookie cutter I feel like I've read it a thousand times.

He likes The Office!? How unique and mysterious! /s

Seraphinx · 2020-05-27T20:02:12+00:00

DON'T BE BORING = I'm boring as fuck and need you to create drama / excitement / entertainment in my life.

These men are never worth the effort.

noodline · 2020-05-27T19:37:01+00:00

Says don’t be boring but doesn’t like pineapple on pizza and his fav is the office lol

wickedcherrybobomb · 2020-05-27T21:27:25+00:00

All he’s missing is a blurb about dogs, tacos, the gym, your butt, or non monogamy.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-05-27T21:12:28+00:00

Don't be boring = He's boring enough for the two of you.

warinmymind94 · 2020-05-27T22:03:17+00:00

Majority of men on OLD. Theyll talk about the office and pizza and "idk why I'm here / just seeing where things go" because they dont actually have real hobbies or ambitions. They sometimes are unemployed or if they do work it's a dead end, low paying job. They come home and watch Netflix all day/video game/ fap to porn and the pizza is because they have no cooking skills and are not motivated to cook. Seriously ladies if you come across a man with this type of profile just swipe no on him. He is the type to just Netflix and chill.

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-05-27T20:19:42+00:00

Lol the Jim Pam pizza pineapple shit is not a personality. Or maybe it is. It tells people how boring you are 🙄

DinkyDoo531 · 2020-05-27T22:06:50+00:00

Looking for a wedding date😅

Don't know why I'm here

This guy is a fucking joke. lol I feel bad for the naive pickme who decides to waste their time with this POS.

oasisreverie · 2020-05-27T20:40:35+00:00

I have noticed a lot it fuckboys watch The Office. Not sure why the correlation is.

meecy166 · 2020-05-27T20:11:27+00:00

Of course it’s a Leo male, ugh never again

puppypugs · 2020-05-28T00:33:00+00:00

I bet this guy loves to travel too. Lol, travelling between women!

ItsFreezen · 2020-05-27T20:28:35+00:00

He is really boring.

harrohamtaro · 2020-05-27T21:18:37+00:00

Thinks his personali-tis is adorable but comes off cringey and lame. Puke.

SailorVampire · 2020-05-27T22:48:07+00:00

Well, I WAS planning on being boring, but if you don’t want me to that changes things....

🙄

umbralgarden · 2020-05-27T23:38:42+00:00

If this man can't handle fruit on pizza he sure as fuck won't be able to take me to any restaurant I wanna go to. Byyyeeeee. Miss me with your chicken tendies life

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-05-27T21:53:29+00:00

This must be a joke

crazycraftylady · 2020-05-27T23:34:33+00:00

When I had dating apps, it made me mad when I saw this on EVERY profile and was an immediate swipe left. I love the Office but seeing this on 1000 profiles made me resent it.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-05-28T01:52:34+00:00

He wants a baby bottle someday.

estu0 · 2020-05-28T04:05:03+00:00

“Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza” somebody has the tastebuds of a child and can’t appreciate sweet and savory flavors together 🤔

aspiclover · 2020-05-27T20:39:26+00:00

Guys who say «don’t know why I’m here » know EXACTLY why they’re here. It’s the most bullshit line I see on dating apps all the damn time. Also this guy has the most cookie cutter personality ever tf

heytheredelilah00 · 2020-05-29T07:24:40+00:00

“The office is my ish” BLOCKED. 😩

Title	DON’T BE BORING.... Proceeds to be the most basic fuckboy imaginable
Author	savagecarebear2
Upvotes	187
Comments	36
Date	May 27, 2020 7:25 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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