Facts

sweatydeath · 2019-11-19T04:07:05+00:00

You know what else there’s tons of in the sea? Trash.

jalapenopancakes · 2019-11-19T03:04:02+00:00

Don’t knock the anglerfish tho.

She’s hideously gorgeous and absorbs male angler fish into her body and essentially fuses their, uh, fish testes to her skin. She can use them to fertilize her eggs whenever she wants.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/57800/horrors-anglerfish-mating

She can have like 6 or so parasitic males fused to her body. All of their organs atrophy and the sperm remains. Fish queen.

reddituser39682 · 2019-11-19T04:02:56+00:00

And each one of these fish wants you to split the bill, suck his dick and let him put it in your ass, meanwhile he "isn't looking for anything serious".

letsberealforamoment · 2019-11-19T03:30:55+00:00

These fish appear to have personalities and flair tho.

Perhaps sea cucumbers and sponges are more apt?

Sheeana407 · 2019-11-19T15:01:17+00:00

This lionfish (middle bottom) is pretty actually. Also pretty toxic though

prettyexcitingnews · 2019-11-19T15:38:50+00:00

Woa this sums up men in my country lol... they are fugly. 😭

Tishkaminx · 2019-11-19T09:00:41+00:00

I seem to meet nothing but dead beat, porn-sick, overweight, un-groomed, no style, no motivation , no life guys with kids and a divorce.

They are all looking to replace their mommy- girlfriend asap (because life is too hard without a girlfriend to do everything for them and fix their ouchies, and because asking for hug from a guy friend is gaaaaay ) that and a combination manic pixie dreamgirl/ amateur porn actress who (supposedly) enjoys being treated like fuckmeat.

lhatehijabyouwearit · 2019-11-19T04:08:23+00:00

Keep your standards high ladies!!! You are worth more than you think! <3 An ugly man will treat you the same as a handsome man, might as well get a guy you're attracted to!

themewsingone · 2019-11-19T03:23:14+00:00

At least these fishes look cool.

s_slayer · 2019-11-19T06:00:00+00:00

I saw these guys on POF and Tinder last year before I shut that shit down. Other than the gills, the faces were eerily similar.

Make_America_love_ · 2019-11-20T01:41:43+00:00

Seeing this after swiping left on close to 100 guys on tinder makes me feel so much better. I’ll keep my standards high ;)

pineberriesarecool · 2019-11-19T03:00:20+00:00

Why is this so accurate?

alicia85xxx · 2019-11-19T14:14:31+00:00

I’m almost choked on my healthy breakfast!!

2019-11-19T16:17:28+00:00

And they feel entitled to lady fish that are far more attractive than them on multiple levels, whilst they believe should just be accepted as they are.

EllieBellie222 · 2019-11-19T12:45:38+00:00

So, so true. I have aged pretty well but the men I see, well, they haven’t. I’m about ready for another break from online dating for a very long time.

The thing is, I date younger (less than 10 years younger, I’m 47). The younger men are seemingly all scammers and the ones my age look soooo old. And the older men, boy they sure have a thing for me. I can’t date older because my mother had me at 16, so older creeps me out. It’s entirely psychological, but I haven’t gotten past it yet.

punsandprose · 2019-11-19T06:26:39+00:00

Yo why you gotta come for lionfish like that, I mean look at that style on that prize

Hawkbiitt · 2019-11-19T15:42:21+00:00

100% Accurate

throwawayrandomqs · 2020-01-14T04:59:45+00:00

Don’t say that about the blobfish! It’s actually kinda cute. Men on the other hand...

Title	Facts
Author	ino_y
Upvotes	1033
Comments	42
Date	November 19, 2019 2:45 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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