I'm done with relationship subs for today

vidaDelColor · 2020-12-15T18:18:10+00:00

Not as bad as this, but I dumped a guy I’d been seeing for a year because he never once went down on me and I could count on one hand the number of times he fingered me. Idk what to say to my family when they ask how we broke up, except that he’s selfish, but they don’t believe me 🤦‍♀️

Mamma_Midnight · 2020-12-15T19:36:06+00:00

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FirePreferred · 2020-12-15T18:49:10+00:00

Uhm, get him charged with ASSAULT? Then say, he assaulted me.

Summerisle7 · 2020-12-15T18:37:34+00:00

Don't judge him, he must have sexsomnia!!

CEOheadhoncho · 2020-12-15T18:28:43+00:00

Isn’t that like.. rape? “He raped me while sleeping, and I’m just not a fan” is a good explanation

LevelTurbulent · 2020-12-15T19:51:50+00:00

Wow.

I feel like "He stabbed me in the asshole with a knife." should get the message across to her friends and family.

chasingastarl1ght · 2020-12-15T18:13:10+00:00

What in the actual f?

mini_baguette · 2020-12-15T21:32:10+00:00

Wtf this is the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. Who would turn to Reddit after being essentially impaled with a knife? Better yet, who the hell even thinks of stabbing someone's anal cavity? God help us all!

GingeroftheDead · 2020-12-15T18:06:14+00:00

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MadamLeFay · 2020-12-15T18:16:41+00:00

At first I thought it was a troll, but when you really stop and think about it, is something like this that uncommon?

LadyGrimes · 2020-12-15T19:15:05+00:00

I'm gonna go with troll post on this, because face it, trolls would see it as an honor to get their shit posts posted on FDS. It's like an achievement to them at this point.

Careful-Economy · 2020-12-15T23:05:22+00:00

What in the actual f? Press charges sis!

iknowsomeofthese · 2020-12-15T19:09:41+00:00

😳😳😳

frogchickenhorse · 2020-12-15T23:19:41+00:00

He assaulted me while I was asleep to close people or we are incompatible to everyone else

DayAfterManana · 2020-12-15T23:41:24+00:00

Umm I’m really not sure how tf you could have an “otherwise great relationship” when your bf shoved silverware up your asshole.

TheSuspiciousChard · 2020-12-16T03:48:58+00:00

Did you try to communicate? Men don’t read minds. Women are so complicated.

elementalvirago · 2020-12-16T20:28:59+00:00

“He anally raped me with a knife while I was asleep but other than that he's perfect." -- every pickme on reddit

teriyawki · 2020-12-17T17:09:45+00:00

slooooowly closes my laptop

tosses it into the furnace

yeah thats enough for Forever

Title	I'm done with relationship subs for today
Author	GingeroftheDead
Upvotes	331
Comments	39
Date	December 15, 2020 6:02 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kdqrbk/im_done_with_relationship_subs_for_today/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/im-done-with-relationship-subs-for-today.731202 https://theredarchive.com/post/731202

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