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[–]Nearby-ArmadilloFDS Newbie226 points227 points228 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Cracks me up how scrotes will loudly say monogamy isn't "natural" but still expect women to shave their legs and underarms and wear makeup.
[–]kikiveganFDS Newbie119 points120 points121 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And also have circus-seal-slick vaginas
[–]tauruspiscescancerFDS Disciple[S] 66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂 right?!? but don’t have the decency to wash their own assess!
[–]Nearby-ArmadilloFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hah I had totally forgotten pube-shaving.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Circus-seal slick vaginas”
Quote of the day! 🤣☠️
[–]BlondejobsFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Circus-SEAL-SLICK?!? 💀💀💀
[–]level_up_alwaysFDS Disciple66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
half these scrotes can't even get their dicks up so lets get rid of viagra because that's unnatural too!
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They also expect total devotion from women their dating/married too. Once again, men excel at taking from women and giving nothing in return.
[–]classylassy28FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Makes me laugh because female cheating rates are skyrocketing and some stats show married females they overtake married male sin cheating stats now. The dating world I bet same is happening.
Karma's a bitch. They reap what they sow.
[–]popfridayFDS STRATEGY COACH31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
And still expect women not to leave their ass or cheat back. Like tf? Why are they so comfortable cheating when they’d lose their minds if their girl ever flirted with another guy? When cute guys flirt with taken girls all the time. The mental gymnastics are insane.
[–]thedrunkcuteblondeFDS Newbie134 points135 points136 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yes, unnatural for males 🙄 bet he expects any woman he’s sleeping with to be loyal to him. They’re always the biggest hypocrites on this planet.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist81 points82 points83 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Not only that. He expects her to be a virgin, but also experienced. Sometimes my head threatens to explode from their LoGiC.
[–]thedrunkcuteblondeFDS Newbie66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It’s extremely difficult to argue with that level of stupid. There’s a great quote by Mark Twain on the matter: “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always loved that quote😂
[–]mythicalnebulaFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg yes I was having an argument with some “eDGY” 15 year old in guessing and I was like “this argument is pointless let’s just agree to disagree” and he goes “hAhA tHAt mEanS I WiN “
[–]watchoutwomanPickmeisha™️5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why are you humoring a 15 year old?
[–]PaciencaYFeFDS Newbie84 points85 points86 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually in birds the females cheat more often. I hope he has that same energy when he's the one getting cheated on
[–]pleaseletmesleepp2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bird males are the best males(especially parrots). I wish humans were more like them lmao
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
But men created marriage. They wanted it so bad they needed to create a contract on paper.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Oh, from time immemorial, they have wanted to lock our asses down so they have the right to burn you at the stake if you cheat but meanwhile Jebediah can go slang that dick around the whole village and churn his butter in e’ery barn. 🤣
[–]AtomicAngel99FDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They love their “right” to sexually disappoint multiple women while claiming they know no woman has ever faked it with them.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣👏
[–]BlondejobsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This whole lockdown has been rough.. but I don’t understand how men say “women aren’t capable of being funny” I cackle every single day from this sub. thanks for the laugh 😂😂😂
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. They always conveniently forget that. How else were they going to own their children and wive's bodies while owning and distributing property and wealth without performing any reproductive labor? They got the idea from agriculture/farming. Look into the term animal husbandry. It says it all.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then stay away from them ladies. So they won't have anybody to even sleep with! Keep the LVM completely out of your life. They won't change unless they're forced.
[–]blackopium777FDS Apprentice49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude even said "male species". Double standards much since male humans tend to be the one disappointing women sexually. If anything at all, women should be the ones who have multiple sexual partners.
[–]CappieXL1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only way polygamy can be fair if it is allowed to go both ways
[–]level_up_alwaysFDS Disciple40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
women are the ones who need more variety and can have multiple orgasms so if anything it should be us who are non monogamous
[–]CappieXL0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Differences within groups are much larger than differences between groups.
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet his own mom cant stand him
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet you're you're right.
[–]Loonietoons93329 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He isn't LVM he is NVM. 😂 bye son 🖐
[–]meecy166FDS Apprentice23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And it’s natural for all women to want rich men ✌️
[–]classylassy28FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rich and attractive. 😋
[–]dzgataFDS Apprentice24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Male “species” ah yes, sexes are species now. Tells me all I need to know about his level of intellect.
[–]BovvsetteFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair most LVMs do seem like entirely different species. They're just so basic, violent and primal, only interests being feeding and breeding and being obsessed with biOLogY(only when it suits them, nature generally is not kind to males). You look at them and wonder how did we evolve at the same time?
[–]wegonfuckornahFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess self control, integrity, and honesty is some BS as well.
[–]detectivejuiceeFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
So is your PlayStation or favorite sports team Marvo. We chose and shaped our reality for thousands of years that’s why we’re humans not animals.
[–]_ladybusinessFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s natural for female hyenas to dominate the males. It’s natural for male seahorses to carry young in their bodies. It’s natural for male birds to have to look beautiful to impress females. It’s natural for female praying mantises to decapitate males after sex.
Y’all really want to use “nature” as an excuse?
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For females too. But if you are a human female you get shamed, beaten, stoned, shunned, sent to exile to name a few consequences
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay then, it's also natural for women to only accept the fittest males, which would definitely rule this guy out.
[–]CaramelxMarshmallowsFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
By that logic, humans should follow matriarchy because it is much natural as our closest ancestor Bonobons were matriarchs.
Btw, scientists have already debunked the "polygamy is normal" thing. It isn't normal, LVM clown
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He probably has porn induced dead dick. Fantasy helps him to cope.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But remember, if a woman isnt a virgin pure and loyal to her boyfriend but also some how offers sex, shes the villain. Cognitive dissonance is so common among LVM's.
[–]juliet-eliaFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheaters will do anything but admit, regret and apologize for their mistakes. Female wildlife is out there being picky af or straight up eating their mates. Males out there dance until death, risk life or build "houses" for a female just to mate. But that all isn't counting,it's not in the favour of douchebags like this one. If he wants to apply animal rules, he should do it correctly and not just when it fits his limp dick.
[–]redpeithosFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is no such thing as a 'male species'.
On a less relevant note, ひ(hi) is pronounced as "hee", not as 'o'. That would make his name Marv-hi. It really bugs me.
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