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[–]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How does one write that so ironically? Does he see how ridiculous he looks saying "I, average boring Dan, expect a beautiful woman to slap a 'WE DELIVER' sign on her car to come sleep with me from the comfort of my own couch?"
[–]electroloopFDS STRATEGY COACH[S] 73 points74 points75 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I forgot to mention he brazenly states he’s 5’6” and 35 years old on his profile.
I feel like he’s taken some tips from an incel dating coach telling him to be direct to women and we’ll bust it wide open.
[–]irmmbrmyaccountFDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Wow, he's so brave and unafraid of criticism I want his babies"
[–]ceramicunicornFDS Disciple22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because confidence. The confidence of men truly astounds me at times.
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men have no shame gene.
[–]Interesting_Source16FDS Newbie51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Oh my god! In what fucking Star Trek alternate universe does he think he is entitled to hook up, period! I am flabbergasted 😲
[–]lonelybones1FDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Plus he's looking for a model. Sure, a model is going to sleep with an ugly scrote. Dream on.
[–]Interesting_Source16FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–]GIfuckingJaneFDS STRATEGY COACH25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel like this a deep seated way for these men to avoid intimacy. He could get an average nerdy girl to date but instead he reaches for a vapid hook up with a Victoria's Secret model so he can remain unattached and blame wOmAn for being gold diggers who want Chads.
[–]button-upFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, he couldn’t . You’re far too generous. 😕
[–]electroloopFDS STRATEGY COACH[S] 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
LOL. One of his interests is Star Trek, along with D&D, Marvel, and Harry Potter.
I really hope this is a troll.
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🚩
[–]Blackishcat27FDS STRATEGY COACH7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like those three things too. There's nothing wrong with that. His arrogance on the other hand...
[–]eveninghopeFDS Apprentice49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did you feel cute, Dan? I encourage you to reconsider.
[–]PunnyPrinterPickmeisha™️7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he should delete it now ✨
[–]lonelybones1FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eww and he can't even spell "woman" correctly! Low effort 🤮
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG, ew! 🤢🤮
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Proof that feelings aren’t facts. Lol
[–]button-upFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, we must be neighbour’s because THE SAME GUY matched with me to call me crazy and a hypocrite because I say in my profile that I believe in BLM and reconciliation and retribution.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THE AUDACITY
Delete it now, tf u waiting for 😂
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh GOD this looks like my stalker. GET IT AWAY FROM ME. Same massive forehead, same fleshy lips, same dead-fish pallor UGH!!!!!
[–]ThatsWhat__I__SaidFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He looks like a butter bean.
[–]mostdefinitelyntursFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😭😭😭
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Delete it right NOW Dan!!
[–]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys have no right to complain when they’re not picked because of shit like this.
[–]cantstopthemachine77FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely don’t condone prostitution, but clearly what this guy really wants is an escort, he’s just too cheap and delusional to realize it. Does he actually think a beautiful woman would willingly sleep with him no strings attached for free or does he just figure he has nothing to lose by trying?
[–]Bitemebitch00FDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm laughing cuz my ex's name was Dan
Same! My little sister had mentioned his name earlier and I was like "ooohhh yeahhh, him!" Lol
[–]KetoKittenAroundFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should delete now.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No shame!!! 😱
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s pretty cool that they have become self aware and are now brazenly pointing out that they look like a potato. Wait for the big toe bios...
[–]JaneIsaPainFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks like that guy who shot up the new zealand mosque
[–]mostdefinitelyntursFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its ALWAYS a fucking Dan!🙄
[–]michelle27519FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me laugh but I recently met a Dan on OLD who thus far seems hvm. I guess time will tell 😂😂
[–]throwawaydoll0FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"felt cute" lmao what confidence!!
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[–]eveninghopeFDS Apprentice49 points50 points51 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Bitemebitch00FDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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