New fave

justforfds · 2021-06-06T14:36:12+00:00

"You lied to me"

"You wouldn't have stayed with me if I hadn't"

Dicktim

betsybasset · 2021-06-06T10:59:43+00:00

😂 there is truth in word play ☝🏽

QueasyEducation5 · 2021-06-06T11:29:25+00:00

1,000% accurate

severnicle · 2021-06-06T14:55:39+00:00

"I'm so upset with you for crying when I abused you - how dare you?!" - every man I ever dated.

cleverlittlemouse · 2021-06-06T14:21:58+00:00

Not to be confused with Schrodinger's Douchebag: When you make sexist or racist statements then decide whether or not it was "just a joke" based on people's reaction.

chasingshoesales · 2021-06-06T20:46:10+00:00

"I only cheated on your because I needed to prove to my friends I was cool! They were making fun of me for having a girlfriend!" - ex NVM

Literally the dumbest excuse I ever heard and he expected that to warrant forgiveness.

monopolyporko · 2021-06-06T12:32:45+00:00

Every single time!

galian84 · 2021-06-06T23:18:18+00:00

Finally a word to describe my last ex! He’d gaslight and dismiss me, then call me the worst names in the book, dig through my phone, and accuse me of cheating with every man who so much as said hello to me.

Then he griped about how nobody loves him, he didn’t deserve love, and how he knew I was too good to be true and I was just like “all the other women who cheated on him” 🙄

Novemberinthechair · 2021-06-06T13:06:01+00:00

Hmm. Can someone use it in a sentence.

TafahaDeTerre · 2021-06-07T09:55:45+00:00

One of my favorite things about FDS is this new vocabulary 🤩

Big-Paleontologist13 · 2021-06-07T05:36:50+00:00

my lvm demoted me from girlfriend to glorified fuck buddy then got pissed off that i wasn’t ‘excited’ enough to see him and recently had a go at me that i didn’t pay on our ‘dates’ and that me paying for a baby sitter so i could drive out to see his scrote ass (he didn’t have a car) didn’t count because it’s ‘your fuc#%^ kid’ oh the audacity. plus he’s 39

fireforestfairy · 2021-06-07T14:13:08+00:00

You mean the vast majority of men?

Title	New fave
Author	OkConfusion3307
Upvotes	375
Comments	32
Date	June 6, 2021 10:57 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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