Riddle me this.

Applegooglepear · 2020-09-08T21:27:13+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

You know what this is probably 1000% how the story went.

NihilisticBuddhism · 2020-09-09T02:26:42+00:00

Men love to blame Eve for their destruction but Adam would have been very lonely in the garden by himself if only Eve was banished so get over it and eat up.

hvwthrowaway · 2020-09-09T00:40:27+00:00

he swallowed the apple so Eve couldn't keep eating from the Tree of Knowledge to level up

anonymous55555111 · 2020-09-09T03:23:57+00:00

I've wondered the same thing. I always thought that was funny

chorussaurus · 2020-09-09T04:34:16+00:00

Okay, so after all these comments I am gonna have to find a Bible and read this story again because I don't remember many details apparently, lol.

anotherdamnloser · 2020-09-09T01:01:11+00:00

We were framed!

K80L80 · 2020-09-08T23:18:40+00:00

🤯

0kfornow · 2020-09-09T00:00:31+00:00

Yeah of course- male projection strikes again

GreytracksuitPants · 2020-09-09T00:04:21+00:00

Did she not pick the apple and give it to him to eat? I dunno I’m not up to date on bible stories

whatrutalkinbout · 2020-09-09T04:00:52+00:00

I just audibly gasped at this LOL

bear_sees_the_car · 2020-09-09T06:02:55+00:00

Somewhere in wiki was written, that it was Adam, who offered to eat the apple. Not Christian religion, obviously. I think it was quran, but im not sure.

throwawayyyyyynowww · 2020-09-09T14:42:49+00:00

This thread made me laugh so much!

Youdidntfindthis · 2020-09-10T01:53:58+00:00

Of course 🤣

buffysummerrs · 2020-09-10T04:55:22+00:00

This!!!!!!

mscristalconnors · 2020-09-09T19:11:43+00:00

Something ain’t adding up...

2020-09-09T19:42:27+00:00

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TwoIfBySeaShips · 2020-09-12T14:18:29+00:00

I always heard it as Eve was lied to by a snake in a garage where sin doesn't exist. Then gives an apple she thinks is safe to Adam who eats the apple because why not, and part way down his throat God comes out and stops the apple, and that's why guys have adams apple. In a sense it was god who lied about the garden being safe from sin and the snake who lied about the tree being safe. Eve and Adam were just played by cosmic beings.

Title	Riddle me this.
Author	hongkonghenry
Upvotes	2682
Comments	55
Date	September 8, 2020 9:25 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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