Sad cause I really wanted to marry him 😭

HammyLet · 2020-08-05T22:11:38+00:00

Why does he look like he died last week

supremelyparanoid · 2020-08-05T21:40:57+00:00

So not only is this guy offering a dead end relationship, he also has yellow teeth. What a catch.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-08-05T21:46:53+00:00

Scram lol

Villanelloh · 2020-08-05T22:12:19+00:00

The fact he thinks working a shaky gig economy "job" and selling junk on eBay while running a gamer YouTube is classed as being self employed is hilarious.

kingunia · 2020-08-05T21:32:34+00:00

31 yo, gaming YouTube Chanel 👌🏻

RiteWriter · 2020-08-05T21:39:36+00:00

I slightly miss OLD for AED audacity entertainment purposes.

eveninghope · 2020-08-05T22:38:39+00:00

The thing that bothers me most is the random caps? Like why.

NihilisticBuddhism · 2020-08-05T23:32:50+00:00

I can smell that shirt he hasn’t washed for weeks..

Scotsburd · 2020-08-06T05:55:30+00:00

Oh Chris, I'm sooooo devastated to know I will never be your wife! How could you crush my dreams of being with a yellow toothed, unemployed, charmless loser for eternity? How???? 😂😂😂

2020-08-05T21:32:40+00:00

I think he's gross and stuff.

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-05T22:14:17+00:00

This literally gave me shudders.

achelois_healer · 2020-08-05T22:53:23+00:00

People are actually into this?

Villanelloh · 2020-08-05T23:08:10+00:00

What is his anthem btw?

Bitemebitch00 · 2020-08-06T05:24:23+00:00

Ew look at his buttery teeth

2020-08-06T06:52:48+00:00

why tf does he look homeless?

OrchidLion · 2020-08-06T01:18:13+00:00

31 years old and working minimum wage. This is what happens to gamers. Lolll no one wants to fucking marry them and they really think they're catches.

applestorm · 2020-08-05T21:19:41+00:00

Those yellow teeth...

2020-08-05T23:39:40+00:00

It’s the meth teeth for me...

N2Gen · 2020-08-06T04:15:47+00:00

What a catch

2020-08-06T01:08:46+00:00

Omg, EBay neck beard....and he thinks women will be desperately queuing up to marry him?! Delusional

StarSweeper86 · 2020-08-06T01:17:42+00:00

YouTube gaming channels, twitch streams, etc = RUN

RebelRylee · 2020-08-06T12:48:45+00:00

Everyone wants to talk about his teeth being not the severally bad underbite.

fulltwistinglayout · 2020-08-06T14:25:05+00:00

Nerds are the fucking worst. The nerdiest dude broke my heart ten years ago and ofc I’m over it but I still remember how painful it was. He was short. I was a 10 and he was a 4. So embarrassing.

2020-08-06T00:12:18+00:00

Did anyone else read this like Bennett Brauer in their head

shemplives · 2020-08-06T01:29:22+00:00

Ugh. Jesus. Gross.

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-06T09:26:04+00:00

wtf, is that dirt on his face next to his beard? AND those yellow teeth. GROSS

Cocopopsticle · 2020-08-06T14:57:29+00:00

A 31 year old pizza boy with yellow teeth. Nice.

Title	Sad cause I really wanted to marry him 😭
Author	bostonianbasic
Upvotes	171
Comments	46
Date	August 5, 2020 9:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i4e00b/sad_cause_i_really_wanted_to_marry_him/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/sad-cause-i-really-wanted-to-marry-him.721452 https://theredarchive.com/post/721452

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